Body quotes

“- John Connor: You know what you're doing?
- The Terminator: I have detailed files on human anatomy.
- Sarah Connor: I'll bet. Makes you a more efficient killer, right?
- The Terminator: Correct.”
Edward Furlong - John Connor
Arnold Schwarzenegger - The Terminator
Linda Hamilton - Sarah Connor

“She's so sexy. Look at her body language. All verbs!”
Jason Biggs - Jerry Falk

“Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick. From the tiniest little tadger, to the world's biggest prick. So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas, hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your percy or...” (continue)(continue reading)

Eric Idle - Noël Coward

“It ain't easy being cheesy!”
Terry Crews - Cheeseburger Eddy

“- Jack: He had me on the floor and had his mouth over my asshole!
- Elvis Presley: A shit eater?
- Jack: I don't think so. He was after my soul. Now you can get that out of any major orifice of a person's body. I read about it.
- Elvis Presley: Oh, yeah? Where, man? Hustler?”
Ossie Davis - Jack
Bruce Campbell - Elvis Presley

“- Dr. Silberman: You broke my arm!
- Sarah Connor: There are 215 bones in the human body. That's one.”
Earl Boen - Dr. Silberman
Linda Hamilton - Sarah Connor

“- Benny Zadir: Wait a minute, did you just grab my ass?
- Doug Butabi: No.
- Benny Zadir: Do you want to?”
Chazz Palminteri - Benny Zadir
Chris Kattan - Doug Butabi

“- Kevin Kingston: I have to go to the bathroom.
- Lindsey Kingston: I'm sure the carpet's absorbent.”

Philip Bolden - Kevin Kingston
Aleisha Allen - Lindsey Kingston

“- Professor Abraham Van Helsing: I want you to bring me, before nightfall, a set of postmortem knives.
- Doctor Jack Seward: An autopsy? On Lucy?
- Professor Abraham Van Helsing: No, no, no. Not exactly. I just want to cut off her head and take out her heart.”

Philip Anthony Hopkins - Abraham Van Helsing
Richard R. Grant - Dr. Jack Seward

“The human body generates more bio-electricity than a 120-volt battery and over 25,000 BTU's of body heat.”
Laurence Fishburne - Morpheus

“If a girl is six-feet-five inches tall, she's bound to have special problems.”
Spencer Tracy - Capt. T. G. Culpepper

“- Colleen Douglas, State Pagent: Look at that one there. I think that she's had a boob job.
- Terry Macy, State Pagent: Oh, come on. She's too young for a boob job.
- Colleen Douglas, State Pagent: They do that at birth now, what are you talking about?”
Nora Dunn - Colleen Douglas, State Pagent
Mo Gaffney - Terry Macy, State Pagent

“Having to do all that breastfeeding and changing nappies would actually make me heave.”
Alison Steadman - Beverly

“- Dr. Jonathan Crane: Outside, he was a giant. In here, only the mind can grant you power.
- Rachel Dawes: You enjoy the reversal?
- Dr. Jonathan Crane: I respect the mind's power over the body. It's why I do what I do.”
Cillian Murphy - Dr. Jonathan Crane
Katie Holmes - Rachel Dawes

“What could this demented maniac with no reproductive organs, want with Rita? Which is not to say Rita doesn't possess a beauty worthy of a Shakespeare sonnet or a Botticelli painting. My god, the curvature of her buttocks and the swell of that magnificent bosom. So full, so sumptous, so...”

Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon

“- Tess McGill: I have a head for business and a body for sin. Is there anything wrong with that?
- Jack Trainer: Uh, no. No.”
Melanie Griffith - Tess McGill
Harrison Ford - Jack Trainer

“I don't know why everyone's tryin' to lose weight in the first place! Ain't everybody supposed to be the same size, we're supposed to be all different. Big, small, medium, midgets, you're supposed to have all that. Everyone wants to be the same size now, like that Oprah Winfrey; she went and lost her weight, when nothing was wrong with her, she...” (continue)(continue reading)
Eddie Murphy - Papa Klump

“- McManus: We gotta bury him.
- Hockney: With what?
- McManus: With our hands.”

Stephen Baldwin - McManus
Kevin Pollak - Hockney

“- Juni Cortez: Skeletons! Dead skeletons!
- Carmen Cortez: Are there any other kind?”
Daryl Sabara - Juni Cortez
Alexa PenaVega - Carmen Cortez

“- Sam Merrick: I dare you to drop your pants, and your underwear, and show all of us that famous dick of yours for ten seconds.
- Marty Blank: Okay. All right, I will show you... because I am proud of my boys.”
Rory Culkin - Sam Merrick
Scott Mechlowicz - Marty Blank

“- Max: I uh... I like your tight body. It looks like it would do what I tell it.
- Joan: What?
- Max: I said...
- Joan: No, I heard what you said. And I'll admit 'What?' was a rather banal, cliché, noncolorful response. What I really meant to say was: 'Why don't you do the world a big fat fucking favor and crawl back into your mother's womb?'.”
Michael B. Silver - Max
Angelina Jolie - Joan

“- Trevor the Rat: Didn't you notice you were sitting on his face!
- Madame Udder: Well, it was a bit uncomfortable but I thought it was my hemorrhoids.”
Brian Sergent - Trevor the Rat

“- Missy Pantone: Hand over your fifteen bucks or get out of here.
- Cliff Pantone: What are you doing?
- Missy Pantone: Making money from guys oogling my goodies.
- Cliff Pantone: Aww, I didn't need to hear that. That was an over-share.”

Eliza Dushku - Missy Pantone
Jesse Bradford - Cliff Pantone

“- Clouseau: Now, this time I'm going to stand on your shoulders!
- Cato Fong: What good will that do?
- Clouseau: Because I'm taller than you are, you fool!”
Peter Sellers - Clouseau
Burt Kwouk - Cato Fong

“- Cathleen Calvert: That's Rhett Butler. He's from Charleston. He has the most terrible reputation.
- Scarlett - Their Daughter: He looks as if... as if he knows what I look like without my shimmy.”
Marcella Martin - Cathleen Calvert
Vivien Leigh - Scarlett - Their Daughter