Body quotes

“I didn't marry you 'cause you were going to be famous. I liked the way your ass looked in jeans.”

Kathryn Erbe - Maggie

“Would you stop rubbing your body up against mine, because I can't concentrate when you do that.”
Kurt Russell - Jack Burton

“Remember, hands and feet we don't need in our business.”
Elizabeth McGovern - Moira

“The enemas take some getting used to, but, in time, you'll learn to look forward to them like an old friend with a cold nose.”
John Neville - Endymion Hart-Jones

“You want to know what your problem is? MTV, Playboy, and Madison fucking Avenue. Yes. Let me explain something to you, ok? Girls with big tits have big asses. Girls with little tits have little asses. That's the way it goes. God doesn't fuck around; he's a fair guy. He gave the fatties big, beautiful tits and the skinnies little tiny niddlers....” (continue)(continue reading)
Rosie O'Donnell - Gina Barrisano

“- Megan Dayton: You're going to get a heart, I know. And you'll be able to do all the things you never could before. That's what you've gotta concentrate on. Think of riding a bike, and going to Italy... and dating really handsome men. That, I know, has to happen for one of us.
- Grace Briggs: I'm getting a new heart, not a new ass.”
Bonnie Hunt - Megan Dayton
Minnie Driver - Grace Briggs

“The bodies we use in our dissecting room for lecture purposes were not perfect enough for his experiments, he said. He wished us to supply him with other bodies and we were not to be too particular as to where and how we got them.”

Edward Van Sloan - Doctor Waldman

“- Anna: I am sorry, but the plasma separation is a very traumatic process to the body! Our policy clearly prohibits more than one in a six-month period.
- Madeline Ashton: So? It's been nearly that long already.
- Anna: Miss Ashton, you had one three weeks ago.”
Michelle Johnson - Anna
Meryl Streep - Madeline Ashton

“- Jim: Have you seen my girlfriend? Tall, thin, legs for days?
- Eva: Yeah I pitched her overboard.”
Eion Bailey - Jim
Zoe Saldana - Eva

“- Amber: Who is this?
- Andre: I am Andre le Pate. I have big balls! And my ass breathes fire!”
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Amber
Christian Clavier - Andre

“- Lester: If you play your cards right, you could have my body.
- Halley Reed: Wouldn't you rather leave it to science?”
Alan Alda - Lester
Mia Farrow - Halley Reed

“- Ellen Griswold: We can't leave her on the patio!
- Clark Griswold: Would you rather I slipped her in the night deposit box at the funeral home?”

Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Rachel: Having a bad day?
- MacArthur Stern: No, I'm having a terrible day. Say something nice to me, will ya, please.
- Rachel: You have very strong lookin' thighs for a white man.”
S. Epatha Merkerson - Rachel
Gene Hackman - MacArthur Stern

“- Ned: Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.
- Matty: This is a blouse and a skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.
- Ned: You shouldn't wear that body.”
William Hurt - Ned Racine
Kathleen Turner - Matty Walker

“Every curve in your body fulfills its promise. If the universe has any meaning, I'm looking at it.”
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Lee Simon

“If you want to look down my dress, you better grow a few inches.”

Sean Young - Susan Atwell

“Did you know that the smallest penis ever measured was 1.1 inches?”
Jennifer Beals - Alex Owens

“- Rowdy Abilene: You've got a great ass.
- Colleen: So do you pilgrim.”
Ronn Moss - Rowdy Abilene
Colleen Nakasone - Colleen

“- Tess: We can sometimes make our souls leave our bodies.
- Dairyman Crick: How's that then, lady?
- Tess: You only have to lie on the grass at night and look straight up at some great star. And stare at it with all your might. And by and by, you feel you're falling into the sky, miles and miles from your body, which you don't seem to need at all.”
Nastassja Kinski - Tess
Fred Bryant - Dairyman Crick

“- Matty: My temperature runs a couple of degrees high, around a hundred. I don't mind. It's the engine or something.
- Ned: Maybe you need a tune up.
- Matty: Don't tell me. You have just the right tool.”
Kathleen Turner - Matty Walker
William Hurt - Ned Racine

“Don't be afraid. I'll move back over here. I'll open the doors. I'm going to die. Two weeks, maybe three. My body is breaking down. I bleed. I don't heal anymore. I need blood. I need the love that's in your blood..”
Jude Law - Steven Grlscz

“The body cannot live without the mind.”

“I like a woman with a little meat on her bones.”
Gregory Hines - Marvin King

“- Laura Charles: I thought that maybe it would be a great idea if I got myself a bodyguard. You know, like someone to guard my body? What girl could do worse that to have her own real life kung fu master?
- Leroy Green: I am no master.
- Laura Charles: You sure look like a master to me.”
Vanity - Laura Charles
Taimak - Leroy Green

“- Alan Marciano: Why'd I get mixed up with that bitch?
- Lt. Vincent Hanna: Cause she's got a great ass... and you got your head all the way up it! Ferocious, aren't I? When I think of asses, a woman's ass, something comes out of me.”
Daniel L. Reardon - Alan Marciano
Al Pacino - Lt. Vincent Hanna