Body quotes

“- James: Whoa! You really got your figure back, didn't you?
- Mollie: This is not my figure!
- James: Well then, you got Dolly Parton's figure back!”

John Travolta - James
Kirstie Alley - Mollie

“- Muscles: How do you like these pecks?
- Doreen: How do you like these bushels?”

Roger Callard - Muscles
Tessa Richarde - Doreen

“- Austin: Those are skin tight. How do you get into those pants, baby?
- Felicity Shagwell: You can start by buying me a drink.”
Mike Myers - Austin Powers
Heather Graham - Felicity Shagwell

“I have to wear a fake fuckin' ass over my ass!”
Sam Rockwell - Sam

“- Chris Knight: Have you ever seen a body like this before in your life?
- David Decker: She happens to be my daughter.
- Chris Knight: Oh. Then I guess you have.”

Val Kilmer - Chris Knight
Ed Lauter - David Decker

“You know, what do I know about Eunice Doolittle's neck. I never even noticed she had one.”

James Stewart - John Horace Mason

“Here's your body count Captain. Three chickens and a duck!”
Stan Shaw - Tyrone Washington

“Grab your new best friends, Ben and Jerry, and let's turn your ass into a helipad.”
Billy Crystal - Mickey Gordon

“This is my own body. I can do what I like. I can gain weight if I like, and I can cut my own hair.”
Emma Thompson - Frances

“- William Lightbody: You were masturbating!
- Dr. Lionel Badger: I was not! I was massaging my colon!
- William Lightbody: Massaging your colon! I know where the colon is and it doesn't stick up in the air!”
Matthew Broderick - William Lightbody
Colm Meaney - Dr. Lionel Badger

“- Lincoln: This is the white boy I told you saved my black ass.
- Charlene: Appreciate that, because I love his ass.”
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Abraham Lincoln Haines
Debra Stipe - Charlene

“- Carrots: You know who I just love? Andy Gibb. He's so cute.
- Dana: Oh yeah. God I love his ass... well, you know, it's so round and... cute.”
Simone Schachter - Carrots
Alexa Kenin - Dana

“- Bob Morton: How does he eat?
- Roosevelt: His digestive system is extremely simple. This processor dispenses a rudimentary paste that sustains his organic systems.”

Miguel Ferrer - Bob Morton
Stephen Berrier - Roosevelt

“Those FBI idiots destroyed Jason's body, so now he needs a new one. The ones he's jumping in and out of, they can't last. They get diseased, he gets weak. Jason needs to be reborn again and he needs Jessica to do it.”
Steven Williams - Creighton Duke

“If I never came to this place, these people would be somewhere else right now. Out shopping or watching TV. But instead, they're here looking for Gene. Afraid something bad has happened. But who could say? My opinion is you could miss a body in a search like this. We keep our eyes to the ground, but we're told to look at the trees as well. I...” (continue)(continue reading)

Owen Wilson - Vann

“Time to put some hustle behind this muscle.”
Richard Gant - George Washington Duke

“- Peter McCallister: Hey Kevin, you better go put your tie on. We don't wanna be late for the Christmas pageant.
- Kevin McCallister: My tie is in the bathroom and I can't go in because Uncle Frank is taking a shower. He says that if I walked in there and saw him naked, I'd grow up never feeling like a real man.”
John Heard - Peter McCallister
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister

“Big fat guy, I mean like orca fat.”

Kevin Spacey - Verbal

“- Bridget Gregory: Is it true what they say?
- Harlan: What?
- Bridget Gregory: You know, size?
- Harlan: Is it true what they say about white women?
- Bridget Gregory: What's that?
- Harlan: No ass.”
Linda Fiorentino - Bridget Gregory
Bill Nunn - Harlan

“We are all the same. Different words, different bodies, different versions. Like insects! Meat!”
Isabelle Adjani - Helen

“- Santa: Don't do this! Naughty children never get any presents!
- Shock: I think he might be too big!
- Lock: No, he's not. If he can go down a chimney, he can fit... down... here!”

Edward Ivory - Santa
Catherine O'Hara - Shock
Paul Reubens - Lock

“- Philip Train: Corinne, he's got you figured out. All he wants is your money.
- Corinne Jeffries: You're wrong. He wants my body.”

Ryan O'Neal - Philip Train
Cybill Lynne Shepherd - Corinne Jeffries

“The flesh is still strong but the spirit grows weaker by the hour.”

Edward G. Robinson - Professor Richard Wanley

“- Lisle Von Rhoman: You're scared as Hell... of yourself. Of the body you once knew.
- Madeline Ashton: I beg your pardon?
- Lisle Von Rhoman: I am the one who understands. I am the one who knows your secret.”
Isabella Rossellini - Lisle Von Rhuman
Meryl Streep - Madeline Ashton

“There are over twenty bodily fluids present in the human body and I am proud to say I have tasted all of them.”
Harry Dean Stanton - Dr. Oliver Ludwig