Body quotes

“- Tess Coleman: You cannot eat fast food.
- Anna Coleman: Why not?
- Tess Coleman: Because it will go down your throat and drop instantly to my thighs!”

Jamie Lee Curtis - Tess Coleman
Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman

“You are singing the high bit... with your arse?”
Adam Godley - Placido P. Placeedo

“Howdy. I'm gonna separate your head from your shoulders. Hope you don't mind none.”

Bill Paxton - Severen

“- Edna Buxton: Mother, the dress doesn't fit.
- Mrs. Buxton: The dress fits the occasion. It's you that doesn't fit.”
Illeana Douglas - Edna Buxton
Christina Pickles - Mrs. Buxton

“- Angel Clare: You are not the woman I love.
- Tess: Well, who am I then?
- Angel Clare: Another woman in her shape.”
Peter Firth - Angel Clare
Nastassja Kinski - Tess

“You want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating Twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey. You know what? No one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up. You know, it takes a little, little while to find that out.”

Jake Gyllenhaal - Donnie Darko

“I have something called Osteogenesis Imperfecta. It's a genetic disorder. I don't make a particular protein very well and it makes my bones very low in density... very easy to break.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Elijah Price

“I believe our emotional tension can manifest itself physically.”
Tom Shadyac

“- Beverly Pear: Your daughter has to go to the bathroom!
- Randy Pear: All right, all right, Jason, look in the back for an empty jar.
- Beverly Pear: A jar? Girls don't pee in jars.
- Randy Pear: Oh, right. Sorry. Jason, we're gonna need a jar and a funnel.”
Kathy Najimy - Beverly Pear
Jon Lovitz - Randy Pear

“- Rosie: Excuse me! Coming through! I have a senior citizen with me. Thank you. My mother needs a perch.
- Tanya: Mother? We're the same age!
- Rosie: Yeah. Well, parts of us are.”
Christine Baranski - Rosie
Julie Walters - Tanya

“- Police Inspector: You idiot... that's a man!
- Labisse: That's not possible.
- Police Inspector: Oh yeah? Well when I walked in, the person in that room was naked from the waist down, and if that was a woman, then she was wearing the greatest disguise that I have ever seen.”

Geoffrey Beevers - Police Inspector
Peter Arne - Labisse

“- Michelle Genest: You gonna kick me in the nuts?
- Jesse Stone: That would be difficult.”
Britt Robertson - Michelle Genest
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone

“- Ivan Igor: If my curiosity is not too great, would you mind telling me what manner of animal it is you are designing?
- Ralph Burton: This is one of the Athenian girls for the bacchanal.
- Ivan Igor: It would be interesting to know, young man, where and when you studied anatomy.”
Lionel Atwill - Ivan Igor
Allen Vincent - Ralph Burton

“This may come as a shock to you, but I think your padded ass is silly.”
Christina Kirk - Hannah

“It's my leg! I want my leg, you understand? Can't you understand that? All's I'm saying is that I want to be treated like a human being! I fought for my country! I am a Vietnam veteran! I fought for my country! And I think that I deserve to be treated... decent!”

Tom Cruise - Ron Kovic

“- Joe Dirt: If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
- Jill: Sure will. Do you wanna go back to my place?
- Joe Dirt: Sure do.”
David Spade - Joe Dirt
Jaime Pressly - Jill

“I wish I had two dicks.”
Nicolas Cage - David Spritz

“We're one big sad monster. Four legs, four arms, two heads, two noses.”
Kevin Bacon - Ricky Schroth

“I take care of my body above all else. Diet, exercise, supplements, positive thinking. Scientists believe that the first human being who will live 150 years has already been born. I believe I am that human being.”

Rob Lowe - Chris Traeger

“A woman shouldn't have bigger shoulders than a man.”

Heather McComb - Zoe

- Betsy Faye Sharon: Very, very good, Mark. And very true. I love what you're doing. I just, I think if we could try it one more time, and this time... I don't know... maybe try one without your shirt.
- Mark: Sure. "Will you be having wine with dinner?".
- Betsy Faye Sharon: I think we've found our waiter!

Carrie Fisher - Betsy Faye Sharon
Costas Mandylor - Mark

“I think you dropped something.”

Enn Reitel - Maggot

“Ray, there's no doubt anymore. This is real. Your neighbors are murdering people. They're chopping them up. They're burying them in their backyard. Ray... this is Walter.”

Rick Ducommun - Art Weingartner

“A live human body and a deceased human body have the same number of particles. Structurally there's no difference.”
Billy Crudup - Jon Osterman

“You have a great body. May I use it?”
Harvey Keitel - Benson