Children quotes

“What will the King say when he finds out that I cannot bear children?”
Natalie Portman - Anne Boleyn

“Parents and kids always fight. It's the way of the world.”
Jennifer Lynn Connelly - Natalie Becker

“We needed to be here. Our kids were turning into snotty, spoiled, little. This is what we needed.”
Adam Sandler - Lenny Feder

“I think I'd remember if I had 3 children...”

“- Freddy Krueger: Yes. The souls of the children... give me strength.
- Nancy Thompson: Oh, God.
- Freddy Krueger: Always room for more.”

Robert Englund - Freddy Krueger
Heather Langenkamp - Nancy Thompson

“Smoking is part of the fun of being a kid. We just did some tests on some 9-year-olds. After a little puking, why, you couldn't drag 'em away from the stuff. You're only young once. Why not indulge, though, I always say.”
Gene Hackman - William B. Tensy

“- Ralph Harris: How was it? How was it before they scraped the floor?
- Jamie Harris: Neat!”

Terry Kiser - Ralph Harris
Jeremy Levy - Jamie Harris

People are always saying: "The children. Pity the children". I'm tired of the children. They haven't lived, given birth, watched their friends die. I have invested 80 years in this life. The children don't know what they're missing.

Jessica Booker - Rose

“Most children are disappointments and not worth the effort to raise.”
Shô Kosugi - Ozunu

My motto is "I never met a bad kid".
Jim Varney - Ernest P. Worrell

“In my days, all we did was throw rocks at each other. Big bag of dirt clods - that's what the kids want.”
Joe Alaskey - Grandpa Lou Pickles

“- Ceil: Abe, have you seen mama's teeth. She left them in a glass of water yesterday, and she can't find them.
- Abe: Kids were playing hockey with them.
- Ceil: They were playing hockey with mama's teeth?
- Abe: Yeah, the're about the same size as a puck.”
Renée Lippin - Ceil
Josh Mostel - Abe

“- Billy Parks: When you hear a baby crying, or you hear a kid crying, you keep moving, okay? Children can sense them. It's your warning.
- Julia Lund: Warning against what?
- Billy Parks: Also, they affect the electrical things. They affect the lights and the phones. They - they affect things.”
Jon Abrahams - Billy Parks
Laura Regan - Julia Lund

“- Sam Francisco: This is my son, Richard. He's four years old. We named him after your former president, Richard Nixon.
- Matthew Sykes: George, from now on, tell people that you named him after the director Richard Burton. Just trust me on this.”

Mandy Patinkin - Sam Francisco
James Caan - Matthew Sykes

“- Mike: Why'd they get rid of the fighting? It was the best part of the old version.
- Sue: I think kids were hittin' each other or somethin', man.”

Jon Favreau - Mike
Patrick Van Horn - Sue

“When Michael, our first boy, got sick, we searched around looking for anything that might help him. You know what was the best thing that happened? He was taken quickly. Now Tommy... he has lasted three years, for two of them, he's been without his sight, his mind, everything that makes him a human being, he's a vegetable. Y'know if you would...” (continue)(continue reading)
James Rebhorn - Ellard Muscatine

“Telling you anything would be like contributing to the delinquency of a minor.”
Warren William - Ted Shane

- Céline: Did your parents divorce?
- Jesse: Yeah. Finally. They should have done it a lot sooner, but they stuck together for a while for the "well-being of my sister and I", thank you very much.
Julie Delpy - Céline
Ethan Hawke - Jesse

“All fathers care for their sons.”
Kevin Clash - Splinter

“I don't want my children growing up, not knowing who their father is, because it's just, it's crap!”
Amanda Seyfried - Sophie

- Dr. McCoy: Spock, this "child" is about to wipe out every living thing on Earth. Now, what do you suggest we do? Spank it?
- Spock: It knows only that it needs, Commander. But, like so many of us... it does not know what.

DeForest Kelley - Dr. McCoy
Leonard Nimoy - Spock

“- Nanny: And speaking of children...
- Anita: Roger, darling, l've got the most wonderful news.”
Joan Plowright - Nanny

“- Ron Burgundy: Hey Garth. How's the divorce?
- Garth Holliday: Oh, not so good... I'll probably never see my kids again.
- Ron Burgundy: [interrupts, not listening] Fantastic!”
Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy
Chris Parnell - Garth Holliday

“Kids: 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery.”
Tom Arnold - Albert Gibson

“- Rafferty: He needs someone to talk to.
- Bobby: Well, buy him a German Shepherd.
- Rafferty: He thinks he's worthless.
- Bobby: Well, he might be on to something!
- Rafferty: It's your job to show him he's not.”

Richard Mulligan - Rafferty
Lewis Smith - Bobby Fantana