Children quotes

“- Mr. Welling: If you were my kids, I'd punish you.
- Stymie: If we were your kids, we'd punish ourselves!”
Mel Brooks - Mr. Welling
Kevin Jamal Woods - Stymie

“I hope all your children have very small dicks! And that includes the girls!”

Jeff Goldblum - Dexter King

“The world would be a lot better off without kids.”
Ray Walston - Burton Timmer

“There's one thing every little kid knows: Daddies mean fun; mommies mean business.”
Marcia Strassman - Diane

“A child without courage is like a night without stars!”

Geoffrey Holder - Punjab

“The kid makes fires. And not such little ones. He played hooky from summer school and even made fires on the beach where it's forbidden. What the hell does the kid see when he just stares into the flames? Is it the eternal power of the universe? The conversion of mass into energy? The Furies at work? Whatever his motive, it is not appreciated.”
Justin Timberlake - Mickey

“If it takes a village to raise a child, it takes a village to abuse one.”
Stanley Tucci - Mitchell Garabedian

“Where are those little boogers? If I was a little booger, where would I be? Mom and Dad's room!”
Patrick Labyorteaux - Fester

“Children have fought wars, have built nations. They are strong and have courage, don't treat them any less than that because they're young.”
Will Sampson - Taylor

“My idea of a perfect school is one in which there are no children… at all.”
Pam Ferris - Trunchbull

“I can not for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.”
Pam Ferris - Trunchbull

“They used to say that a child conceived in love has a greater chance of happiness. They don't say that anymore.”
Ethan Hawke - Vincent Freeman

“- Boss Baby: Tim, I may look like a baby, but I was born all grown up.
- Tim: I can't even imagine not being a kid. You missed out on your whole childhood? You never had someone to love you?
- Boss Baby: Well, you can't miss what you never had.”
Alec Baldwin - Boss Baby
Miles Bakshi - Tim

“- Katherine Newbury: I can’t give you a raise, Gabe. It’s like giving a raise to a drug addict.
- Gabe Eichler: What?
- Katherine Newbury: Well, your situations are virtually identical. A drug addict makes certain decisions outside of work for their sense of self and comfort, and then the addiction demands more time, more energy, more money,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Emma Thompson - Katherine Newbury
Lucas Caleb Rooney - Gabe Eichler

“There's love for your parents, your family, your spouse, your partner, your friends, but the nature of the connection you have with your child, there's nothing like it. It has its own character and it's so serious and so powerful, and so it's a prism through which I see everything.”
Annette Bening

“I am doomed to remember a boy with a wrecked voice, not because of his voice, or because he was the smallest person I ever knew, or even because he was the instrument of my mother's death, but because he is the reason I believe in God.”

Jim Carrey - Adult Joe Wenteworth

“They need protection. They are kids. They are not adults.”

Marisa Tomei - Gwen Kolinsky

“I've been doing silly voices since I was a child.”
Hank Azaria

“Why do Chet's kids look at him like he's Zeus and my kids look at me like I'm a rack of lawn tools at Sears?”
Dan Aykroyd - Roman Craig

“Takes nerve to bring up a boy when a woman's alone.”
Sam Elliott - Conn Conagher

“Children got to live by their parent’s rules!”
Daveed Diggs - Sebastian

“This isn't funny. This guy's got twelve kids, that's not funny. That's a lot of responsibility to just be... laughing about. This is sick. This is a sick movie. I gotta turn this off. It's freaking me out.”

Seth Rogen - Ben Stone

“The world has taken away too much for you to still be considered a child.”

Winston Duke - M'Baku

“It’s exciting having a kid with so much potential –a star.”
Michael Rapaport - Doug Gardner

“It’s scary to see your kids go out into the world, but how much scarier would be if they didn’t?”
Jenny O'Hara - Lillian