Children quotes

“Kids are just resilient.”
Christina Applegate - Jen Harding

“Nothing more dangerous than a stupid kid with a gun.”
Brandon Scott - Nick Prager

“Gael-When I grow up, I want to be just like you.
Lucy Pevensie-When you grow up, you should be just like you.”
Georgie Henley - Lucy Pevensie
Arabella Morton - Gael

“Autobots, Decepticons, like little children: always fighting, making a mess out of the universe. Then I've got to clean it up.”
Mark Ryan - Lockdown

“Sam-Why do you always use binoculars?
Suzy-It helps me see things closer. Even if they're not very far away. I pretend it's my magic power.”
Jared Gilman - Sam
Kara Hayward - Suzy

“Alan Harper-Hey, mom, here's some good news. It seems with medical breakthroughs, the average life span will soon be a hundred years.
Evelyn Harper-Wonderful, more time to be ignored by your children.
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Holland Taylor - Evelyn Harper
Jon Cryer - Alan Harper

“A bribable child is a controllable child.”
Jon Cryer - Alan Harper

“Children are God’s little way of punishing us for having sex.”
Holland Taylor - Evelyn Harper

“I think God gives us children so death won’t come as such a disappointment.”
Holland Taylor - Evelyn Harper

“Spending time with one’s children is greatly overrated.”
Holland Taylor - Evelyn Harper

“A UNICEF contribution of thirteen cents will feed a child for a month. Man, living in Africa must be great. Everything's so cheap.”

Ashton Kutcher - Michael Kelso

“Damn kids today. They wouldn't know responsibility if it walked up and bit them in the ass.”
Kurtwood Smith - Red Forman

“Every kid dreams of being a superhero. Having powers, saving people. But no kid thinks about what it’s like to be a hero and not saving people. Truth is, not much else changes. You still hurt, you still love, you still wish and hope and fear things, and you still need people to help you with all of it. In some ways, that’s the best part.”
Grant Gustin - Barry Allen

“Ben-I tell the truth to my kids. I don't lie to my kids.
Harper-Protecting children from certain concepts that they are too young to understand is not lying to them!”
Viggo Mortensen - Ben
Kathryn Hahn - Harper

“Murray-Dennis!
Dracula-Dennisavich.
Mavis-He's not in his room.
Wayne-He's not by the pool.
Frankenstein-He's not in this pot of soup.”

Keegan-Michael Key - Murray
Adam Sandler - Dracula
Selena Gomez - Mavis
Steve Buscemi - Wayne
Kevin James - Frankenstein

“Hey, kids, reel it in! You're only supposed to make mom and dad miserable!”

Steve Buscemi - Wayne

“LaVona-Call that a clean skate, for Christ's sake?
Skater Mom-Do not swear in front of the kids.
LaVona-I didn't swear, you cunt.”
Allison Janney - LaVona
Suehyla El-Attar Young - Skater Mom

“God forbid we lose the ancient Chinese tradition of guilting your children.”
Gemma Chan - Astrid Young Teo

“People always say life has passed by women who have no children.”
Honor Kneafsey - Christine

“I didn't even want to get married. I never believed in marriage. Marriage makes me sad and anxious. I didn't want a child, either. What do I know about bringing kids up? I just wanted to be free. Then that asshole came along and turned my life upside-down. He made me believe we could be happy and I trusted him.”
Alba Rohrwacher - Bianca

“Dr. Stephen Strange-What you are doing is every violation of natural law. And if you take that child's power, she won't survive.
Wanda Maximoff-I don't relish hurting anyone, Stephen. But she's not a child. She's a supernatural being. Such power could reap havoc on this and other worlds. Her sacrifice would be for the greater good.
Dr. Stephen...” (continue)(continue reading)
Benedict Cumberbatch - Doctor Stephen Strange
Elizabeth Olsen - Wanda Maximoff

“Dr. Stephen Strange-Your children aren't real, you created them by magic.
Scarlet Witch-That's what every mother does.”
Benedict Cumberbatch - Doctor Stephen Strange
Elizabeth Olsen - The Scarlet Witch

“I spent thirty years trying to get away from the me that was you and, I'll tell you what, kid, I hate to say it, but you were the best part all along.”

Ryan Reynolds - Big Adam

“We are the same, you and I! We are two odd, lonely children, reaching for eternity.”

Tom Hanks - Colonel Tom Parker

“When you look into the eyes of a child you have raised, no mask in the world can hide that.”
Ray Winstone - Dreykov