Children quotes

“You wouldn't want to have children with three heads, would you? I mean, you wouldn't want to set up housekeeping in a padded cell. Oh, it would be bad.”

Cary Grant - Mortimer Brewster

“- Georgey Sanderson: [reading an adult magazine] Dad, what's a rack?
- Peter Sanderson: It's a country.”
Angus T. Jones - Georgey Sanderson
Steve Martin - Peter Sanderson

- Will: That's crazy. Mom and Dad never mentioned any...
- Taryn: That's the sort of thing parents tell their kids... "Goodnight darling. Say your prayers. Oh and by the way, your father and I torched some maniac last night".

Ira Heiden - Will
Jennifer Rubin - Taryn

“I hope that someday you'll know the indescribable joy of having children, and of paying someone else to raise them.”

Raul Julia - Gomez Addams

“I don't know how I expected to bring a baby in here with an old fool for his grandfather who's half-drunk all the time!”

Jean Harlow - Lola Burns

“- David Satcher: One of the most disturbing things to me is that in the last 20 to 25 years, we've actually seen a doubling of overweight and obese children and adolescents.
- Morgan Spurlock: And this weight gain has been linked to countless health problems later in life.”
David Satcher - Himself
Morgan Spurlock - Himself

“Hi Derek! My name's Little Cletus and I'm here to tell you a few things about child labor laws, ok? They're silly and outdated. Why back in the 30s, children as young as five could work as they pleased; from textile factories to iron smelts. Yippee! Hurray!”

Will Ferrell - Mugatu

“- Sonny Koufax: I got some interesting news.
- Lenny Koufax: Oh yeah, what?
- Sonny Koufax: I kind of adopted a kid.
- Lenny Koufax: What the hell are you talking about?
- Sonny Koufax: I'm talking about you being a grandfather! Congratulations!”
Adam Sandler - Sonny Koufax
Joseph Bologna - Lenny Koufax

“Our lives are remembered by the gifts we leave our children.”
John Mahoney - Preston B. Whitmore

“Little kids buy cereal the same way grown men buy lingerie. They will buy stuff they care nothing about just to get the prize that's inside.”
Jeff Foxworthy - Jeff Foxworthy

“Now your kids with your loud music, and your Dan Fogleberg, your Zima, hula hoops and Pac-man video games, don't you see? People today have attention spans that can only be measured in nanoseconds!”
Ernest Borgnine - Ted Denslow

“Hey, come here.
[he beckons a kid with one finger, while holding a pencil in the other]
If you don't stop screwing around back there, this is what I'm gonna do with you.
[he snaps the pencil in two with his thumb. The kid sits back]”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Kimble

“- Mr. Peabody: Bad parents make bad children!
- Flo Healy: Oh so now I'm a bad parent just because I hate my kid!
- Mr. Peabody: You took him, he's yours!
- Little Ben Healy: That's because you conned us into him!
- Mr. Peabody: What am I supposed to do with the little creep? He's already been returned 30 times!”
Gilbert Gottfried - Mr. Peabody
Amy Yasbeck - Flo Healy
John Ritter - Benjamin 'Ben' Healy, Jr.

“- Hank: What are you staring at, fucker? You wanna start me up? Just open the choke and pull the cord, pal. I'm due for a seismic event and you're dancing on the fault line.
- Kid's Father: Hey, what is your problem, pal?
- Hank Evans: I got no beef with you. This is between me and the kid.”

Jim Carrey - Hank
Sean Gildea - Kid's Father

“Once upon a time there was this person named Malcolm. He worked with children. He loved it. He loved it more than anything else. And then one night, he found out that he made a mistake with one of them. He couldn't help that one. And he can't stop thinking about it, he can't forget. Ever since then, things have been different. He's not the same...” (continue)(continue reading)
Bruce Willis - Dr. Malcolm Crowe

“- Principal Turner: Miss Riley, once in a while a lucky one will get out on a football scholarship. The rest of 'em work in the mines.
- Miss Riley: How 'bout I believe in the unlucky ones? Hmm? I have to, Mister Turner, I'd go out of my mind.”

Chris Ellis - Principal Turner
Laura Dern - Miss Riley

“- Daniel Miller: Do children come here?
- Bob Diamond: Children don't have to defend themselves. When a child is taken, they automatically move forward. Isn't that nice?
- Daniel Miller: What about teenagers?
- Bob Diamond: Too much trouble. They go elsewhere. We tried for a while, but they damage the tupas.”

Albert Brooks - Daniel Miller
Rip Torn - Bob Diamond

“- Sulley: I can still hear her little voice.
- Boo: Mike Wazowski!
- Mike: Hey, I can hear her too.
- Kids: Mike Wazowski!
- Mike: How many kids you got in there?”

John Goodman - Sullivan
Mary Gibbs - Boo
Billy Crystal - Mike

“- Jane Blue: Let me see if I understand this correctly. You took our child into a knife fight?
- Jeff Blue: It was a fair fight - two of them, two of us...”
Kathleen Turner - Jane Blue
Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue

“You and Herman deserve each other. You're both little children.”

Olivia Williams - Rosemary Cross

“- Neera: You like kids, I see.
- Aladar: Well, the skinny ones are a bit chewy.”
Julianna Margulies - Neera
D.B. Sweeney - Aladar

“- Harry Lime: What store is going to make the most cash on Christmas Eve that nobody's gonna think to rob?
- Marv Merchants: Candy stores!
- Harry Lime: Nine year-olds rob candy stores, Marv.”
Joe Pesci - Harry Lime
Daniel Stern - Marv Merchants

“- Stan Bobrucz: Why don't we just keep it.
- Mr. Bobrucz: Grow up! You had a gerbil last year, you forgot to feed it, it died. This baby is going up for adoption, period.
- Donna Elliot: No. Darcy is not going to lug this baby around for nine months and get stretch marks so you could give it up to Catholic charities.”
Randall Batinkoff - Stan Bobrucz
Kenneth Mars - Mr. Bobrucz
Miriam Flynn - Donna Elliot

“- Lucy Miller: Are you Santa Claus? Because you have a reindeer.
- Scott Calvin: Lots of people have reindeer.
- Lucy Miller: Name five.”
Liliana Mumy - Lucy Miller
Tim Allen - Scott Calvin

“- Peter Pan: Children who fall out of their prams when the nurse is not looking. If they are not claimed in seven days, they are sent to the Neverland.
- Wendy Darling: Are there girls too?
- Peter Pan: Girls are much too clever to fall out of their prams.”

Jeremy Sumpter - Peter Pan
Rachel Hurd-Wood - Wendy Darling