Children quotes

“You are the child of God's holy gift of life. You come from me, but you are not me. Your soul and your body are your own, and yours to do with as you wish”.

Stephen McHattie - Burt Holloway

“- Falkor: I like children.
- Atreyu: For breakfast?”

Alan Oppenheimer - Falkor
Noah Hathaway - Atreyu

“- Samantha Cole: I'm contesting custody.
- Fletcher Reede: What?
- Samantha Cole: If I get sole custody of the kids, that's another 10 grand in child support payments.
- Fletcher Reede: You just won 11 million dollars!”
Jennifer Tilly - Samantha Cole
Jim Carrey - Fletcher Reede

“You know what my speciality is? I can make noisy little boys disappear.”

Rupert Everett - Lord Rutledge

“- Randall . 'R': What's he like?
- Jennifer - 'J': Oh, he's kinda like you.
- Randall - 'R': He's an asshole?
- Jennifer - 'J': Oh worse than that. He's a pathetic loser asshole.”

Albert Brooks - Randall - 'R'
Leelee Sobieski - Jennifer - 'J'

“- Jamika: Those kids don't stand a chance in that neighborhood.
- Robin Harris: No, I don't think that neighborhood stands a chance against them kids.”
Vanessa Bell Calloway - Jamika
Faizon Love - Robin Harris

“- Leopold the Tutor: I'm teaching him Latin, I'm teaching him biology, algebration, calculometry, physiconomy, and astrology.
- Mr. Spanish Ambassador: But he doesn't even know how to read!”
Ben Daniels - Leopold the Tutor
Arturo Venegas - Mr. Spanish Ambassador

“- Mr. Peabody: Maybe all Junior needs is to be loved.
- Mother Superior: Let's cut the crap, Mr. Peabody. Either Junior goes or you find yourself some new nuns.”
Gilbert Gottfried - Mr. Peabody
Helena Humann - Mother Superior

“- Wendy Darling: Sir, you are both ungallant and deficient!
- Peter Pan: How am I deficient?
- Wendy Darling: You're just a boy.”
Rachel Hurd-Wood - Wendy Darling
Jeremy Sumpter - Peter Pan

“- Elliott: Look, you can't tell. Not even Mom.
- Gertie: Why not?
- Elliott: Because grown-ups can't see him. Only little kids can see him.
- Gertie: Give me a break!
- Elliott: Do you know what's going to happen if you do tell?”

Henry Thomas - Elliott
Drew Barrymore - Gertie

“- Marcus Penn: +1. It could be his girl or a child.
- Travis Dane: Maybe it's wife or something.
- Marcus Penn: Man doesn't call his wife +1.
- Travis Dane: So, what? We're looking for some babe?
- Marcus Penn: Some bait.”

Everett McGill - Marcus Penn
Eric Bogosian - Travis Dane

It's always these questions with you. "Did the kid see it?". Who gives a fuck? He's dead, his wife killed him. Anything else has nothing to do with us.
Daniel Zacapa - Detective Taylor

“If that were true I would have run off when I was four. Far back as I can remember Pa took a belt to me. I didn't run off. Didn't have no place to go.”

Scott Wilson - Judd Travers

“- Nick Parker: What's going on?
- Meredith Blake: Here's what's going on, buddy: the day we get married is the day I ship those brats off to Switzerland, get the picture? It's me, or them. Take your pick.
- Nick Parker: Them.
- Meredith Blake: Excuse me?
- Nick Parker: T-H-E-M. Them.
- Nick Parker: Get the picture?”
Dennis Quaid - Nick Parker
Elaine Hendrix - Meredith Blake

“I think our night terrors may not have been induced by emotional trauma at all. Maybe something really did come for us when we were kids and planted something in us and, whatever it was, it left a mark...”
Laura Regan - Julia Lund

“- Bob Crane: Please, not in front of the children! They look up to me!
- Anne Crane: They're small. They look up to everyone.”

Greg Kinnear - Bob Crane
Rita Wilson - Anne Crane

“Discipline. That's what fathers believe in. We must spank the children immediately before they try to kill you again. In fact, we should kill them.”
Jeremy Sumpter - Peter Pan

“- Bobby: Man, that kid gets me so mad!
- Carl: Yeah, but I think he has a good influence on me. Since he's moved in, the food's gotten much better.”

Saul Rubinek - Bobby
Gailard Sartain - Carl

“As a girl you see the world as a giant candy store filled with sweet candy and such. But one day you look around and you see a prison and you're on death row. You wanna run or scream or cry but something's locking you up.”
Jennifer Aniston - Justine Last

“- Eugene: Is she a virgin?
- Scary German Guy: Yes, she can do it!
- Patrick: She can't read, she's five years old!
- Scary German Guy: I'll help her!”

Michael Faustino - Eugene
Leonardo Cimino - Scary German Guy
Robby Kiger - Patrick

“Lokar killed everyone. Children and women. Buried them up in the hills.”

Kamil Kollarik - Babic

“- Dr. McCoy: Well, it's been a long time since I delivered a baby. I hope we got this one off to a good start.
- James T. Kirk: I hope so, too. I think we gave it the ability to create its own sense of purpose out of our own human weaknesses, and the drive that compels us to overcome them.”
DeForest Kelley - Dr. McCoy
William Shatner - James T. Kirk
Stephen Collins - Decker

“It's extraordinary to me that you people cannot take care of yourselves and your children.”

Basil Rathbone - Marquis St. Evrémonde

“I had hoped to become a hero. But in St. Cloud's there was no such position. In the lonely, sordid world of lost children, there were no heroes to be found. And so I became the caretaker of many, father of none.”

Sir Michael Caine - Dr. Wilbur Larch

“People used to think it was strange because I breast-fed him until he was almost five, but I say just look at the results!”

Kathy Bates - Roberta Hertzel