Children quotes

“- Anna Karenina: There is no life for me without my child. To leave him would be infamous and base. I couldn't. And you know I couldn't.
- Alexei Alexandrovitch Karenin: Very well. I can assume, then, that you will never again jeopardize my honor.”
Greta Garbo - Anna Karenina
Basil Rathbone - Alexei Alexandrovitch Karenin

“- Danny: I would marry you tomorrow! I would have children with you, dozens and dozens of children!
- Taxi Driver: Let's hope they look like the mother.”

Jude Law - Danny
Don Pugsley - Taxi Driver

“I remember before I was born, wounded up like a fur ball in the highly overrated fetal position, luckily I'm not claustrophobic, but on rainy days I still felt a tightness in my left shoulder. So now that my stepmother's pregnant, I understand what the baby's going through, and I'm not jealous at all, really, not at all.”
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss

“When I fell in love with you, I knew you came with a history and a family, and I respect the hell out of that. You have always put the kids first. That's exactly how it should be, that's how I want it.”

Mark Harmon - Ryan

“Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children.”
Brandon Lee - Eric

“War is not healthy for children and other living things.”
Michelle Williams - Arlene Lorenzo

“I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do! I made it to Shell City, and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back!”
Tom Kenny - SpongeBob

“- Dallas: Don't slap the baby.
- Doc Holliday: Okay... why would I slap the baby?
- Dallas: I don't know, but most doctors do. It's a custom I'm not in favor of. Nobody comes into this world looking for a fight. You go get 'em!”
Elizabeth Ashley - Dallas
Willie Nelson - Doc Holliday

“He's like all men... a big kid in a man's body.”

Sierra Pecheur - Lorraine Running Water

“Kids are starving in India and you're walking around with a sombrero full of peanuts.”
Bill Murray - Tripper

“All I want now is a little grand-child. A little Porky. Someone I can put on my knee, teach them to go fishing, gamble, break heads, kick ass. Someone I can be proud of. Carry on the family name.”
Chuck Mitchell - Porky Wallace

“- Ed: So, uh, what kind of business are you in, Max?
- Max Burdett: I have a bunch of sweatshops in the Philippines.
- Ed: Oh.
- Sheila: Oh.
- Max Burdett: You should see those kids make those hats.”

Tom McGowan - Ed
Pierce Brosnan - Max Burdett
Kate Walsh - Sheila

“- Gomez Addams: Children, why do you hate the baby?
- Pugsley Addams: We don't hate him. We just wanna play with him.
- Wednesday Addams: Especially his head.”
Raul Julia - Gomez Addams
Jimmy Workman - Pugsley Addams
Christina Ricci - Wednesday Addams

No more complaining. No more "Mr. Kimble, I have to go the bathroom". Nothing!
[shouts]
There is no bathroom!

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Kimble

“- Lucy: Are you pleased to see me?
- Julia: Hello darling... where did you spring from?”

Carrie Mullan - Lucy
Kate Winslet - Julia

“- Will Carlson: Shine bumbers if you want. I'm sure you'll make a killing. But that's how it all starts, crappy job here, crappy job there. Next thing you know, you're living on the dole, wondering where your life went. Your problem, zero patience.
- Syd Gilbert: You're right. I should make my living dancing around like a mongoloid on a bad...” (continue)(continue reading)
Brian O'Halloran - Will Carlson
Bryan Johnson - Syd Gilbert

“Where does it take place? Must be a bit awkward. I mean we've got two kids, he's got two kids not to mention a wife.”

Ben Kingsley - Robert

- Daniel Hillard: Yeah, my name is Elsa Emmelman, and I want to know how many children do you have.
- Miranda Hillard: I have two girls and a boy.
- Daniel Hillard: Oh, a boy... I don't "werk" with the males, 'cause I used to be one.

Robin Williams - Daniel Hillard
Sally Field - Miranda Hillard

“- Meredith Blake: First change I make is to send that two-faced little brat off to boarding school in Timbuktu.
- Meredith's Assistant: Oof, Ice Woman!
- Meredith Blake: Proud of it, babe!”
Elaine Hendrix - Meredith Blake
Alex Cole - Richard

“- Joseph Turner White: You like kids?
- Ann: Never saw the point of 'em.
- Joseph Turner White: Me neither.”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Joseph Turner White
Rebecca Pidgeon - Ann

“- Annie: I thought you hated your job.
- Miss Hannigan: No, I love my job; it's kids I hate.”
Alicia Morton - Annie Bennett
Kathy Bates - Miss Agatha Hannigan

They're too old to play "Doctor" and too young to do anything else.

Beatrice Winde - Corine

“Mares eat oats and little lambs eat ivy. A kid will eat ivy, too.”
Vincent D'Onofrio - Carl Stargher

“The children still feared me, and their fear gave me the power to invade their dreams, and that's when the fun really began.”
Robert Englund - Freddy Krueger

“- Kid on Rooftop: Just go down there and tell her how you feel. My mom always says...
- Hellboy: It's not... it's not that easy. Plus, you're nine. You're not old enough to be giving me advice.”

Rory Copus - Kid on Rooftop
Ronald Francis Perlman - Hellboy