Children quotes

“- Laney Boggs: Simon! Simon, I have got your breakfast! Are you up?
- Simon Boggs: Give me a couple of minutes.
- Laney Boggs: Simon Boggs, there are children in Mexico who have already been up for three hours making clothes for corporate America.”
Rachael Leigh Cook - Laney Boggs
Kieran Culkin - Simon Boggs

“You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas.”
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister

The judge said to him, "Do you got anything to say for yourself?". And the kid said, "Well I just hope that Your Honor has some regard for the feelings of a poor orphan".

James Stewart - Tom Destry Jr.

“- Magneto: Does it ever wake you in the middle of the night? The feeling that one day they will pass that foolish law or one just like it, and come for you? And your children?
- Professor Charles Xavier: It does, indeed.
- Magneto: What do you do, when you wake up to that?
- Professor Charles Xavier: I feel a great swell of pity for the poor...” (continue)(continue reading)
Sir Ian McKellen - Magneto
Sir Patrick Stewart - Professor Charles Xavier

“- Rebecca: Where is Jack?
- Peter Mitchell: He's in Turkey. Exactly where I'd be if my baby was in New York.”
Margaret Colin - Rebecca
Tom Selleck - Peter Mitchell

“- Paula Olsen: All the research shows that children who perceive their parents enjoying a good sex-life grow up to have far better sexual relationships themselves.
- Jerome Lovell: Is that so?
- Paula Olsen: Yea, that's so.”
Natasha Richardson - Paula Olsen
Liam Neeson - Jerome Lovell

“We must admit in ourselves that our own children's future cannot be built on the misfortunes of others.”
Dave Fraunces - Robert F. Kennedy

“I'm 57 and 0 baby.”
Eddie Murphy - Kelly

“- Deacon: What do you say, Toby? The truth.
- Toby: Looks like shit.
- Deacon: That's why I love children: no guile.
[after looking at his new eye in a mirror]
- Deacon: It does look like shit...and it feels like cold shit!”
David Finnegan - Toby
Dennis Hopper - Deacon

“People always say that you can't choose your parents, but you can't choose your children.”
James Rebhorn - Herbert Greenleaf

“There's some kids playing baseball. All I see is the one kid they won't let play because he tells corny jokes. And no-one thinks they're funny.”

Ryan Gosling - Leland P. Fitzgerald

“- Maurice Doyle: Daddy, where's the carriages?
- Desmond Doyle: Santa was a bit strapped for cash this year. Costs a lot of money to feed those elves, you know.”

Hugh McDonagh - Maurice Doyle
Pierce Brosnan - Desmond Doyle

“- Ed Bloom - Senior: Havin' a kid changes everything. There's burping, the midnight feeding, and the changing.
- Will Bloom: You do any of that?
- Ed Bloom - Senior: No. But I hear it's terrible. Then you spend years trying to corrupt and mislead this child, fill his head with nonsense, and still it turns out perfectly fine.”
Albert Finney - Ed Bloom - Senior
Billy Crudup - Will Bloom

“Any kid can make a mess. Takes a man to clean it up.”
Greg Lewis - Janitor

“- Karen Silkwood: I had 'em in the car... I could've just driven away with 'em and headed straight for Oklahoma.
- Drew Stephens: What would you have done with them?
- Karen Silkwood: I don't know.”

Meryl Streep - Karen Silkwood
Kurt Russell - Drew Stephens

“- Ted the Bellhop: I'm by myself, and looking after your kids is a pain in the ass I don't need.
- Man: Are you calling my kids a pain in the ass?
- Ted the Bellhop: Why, no, sir, not the kids. It's the situation that is a pain in the ass.
- Man: No, you were right the first time. They're a pain in the ass. All right. You win, tough guy. Five...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tim Roth - Ted the Bellhop
Antonio Banderas - Man (segment "The Misbehavers")

“Remember the bad guys on the shows you used to watch on Saturday mornings? These guys aren't like those guys. They won't exercise restraint because you are children. They will kill you if they get the chance. Do not give them that chance.”

Holly Hunter - Elastigirl

“- Alice Marshall: I'm 12-years-old, dad. In caveman days I'd be having children of my own.
- President James Marshall: That's what we call progress, young lady.”
Liesel Matthews - Alice Marshall
Harrison Ford - President James Marshall

“- Barney (MacFay's Bodyguard): What's the idea of the kid?
- Nick Charles: Well, we have a dog, and he was lonesome.”
Joe Devlin - Barney (MacFay's Bodyguard)
William Powell - Nick Charles

“Hello? Who? Oh. Listen, bitch, I'll get the kid a few toys for Christmas, so don't bug me! Yeah, I know it's only a few days till Christmas, what do you think? Think I live under a rock or something?”

Bob Jones - Grover

“I only got two kids. I didn't adopt you, Al, I married you.”
Linda Fiorentino - Carla

“- Stan: I told you before I didn't want you to read this crap. I never saw such rotten crap in my life. Where do get this shit? Who sells it to ya? I'm talking to you, young man! You wanna answer me when I'm talking to ya. You remember who puts the friggin' bread on the table around here, don't you?
- Billy's Mother: Stan, don't be too hard on...” (continue)(continue reading)

Tom Atkins - Stan
Iva Jean Saraceni - Billy's Mother

“Please don't ruin my childhood.”

Cameron Bright - Joey Naylor

“- Kid: I wished for a purple elephant, but now I want a pink elephant!
- Willie: Wish in one hand, shit in the other; see which one fills up first.”
Brett Kelly - Kid
Billy Bob Thornton - Willie

“He says thank you, and goodbye, and hopes you have lots of children.”

Michael Thys - Mpudi