Children quotes

“- Willy Wonka: I sure hope no part of him gets left behind.
- Mr. Teavee: What do you mean?
- Willy Wonka: Uh, well... sometimes only half of the little pieces find their way through. If you had to choose only one half of your son, which one would it be?
- Mr. Teavee: What kind of a question is that?
- Willy Wonka: No need to snap, just a question.”
Johnny Depp - Willy Wonka
Adam Godley - Mr. Teavee

“- Ginny: Can't you see I love you and want you for the father of my children?
- Louis Blore: I didn't know you had any!”
Virginia O'Brien - Ginny
Red Skelton - Louis Blore

“- Miss Clavel: You're giving me a gray hair!
- Madeline: Could I see?
- Miss Clavel: No.”
Frances McDormand - Miss Clavel
Hatty Jones - Madeline

“- Young Groom: Where did these three spring from?
- Young Bride: Out of my belly.
- Young Groom: Your children. But not my children. Whore! Adulteress! You hoped I'd never come back!”
Stephen Rea - Young Groom
Kathryn Pogson - Young Bride

“- Mel Feynman: Richie, how old are you?
- Young Richard: Six.
- Mel Feynman: Well, act your age.”
Peter Riegert - Mel Feynman
Jeffrey Force - Young Richard

“- Becca: We need more learning about things!
- Charlie Hinton: More learning about things?
- Becca: Yes. We're at a very critical age. You have to feed our minds!”
Hailey Noelle Johnson - Becca
Eddie Murphy - Charlie Hinton

“Let's get one thing straight first. A: I want children and B: if anyone asks: I'm the pretty one.”
Harvey Forbes Fierstein - Arnold Beckoff

“- Robbie Freeling: So some people get angry and throw things around - like in my bedroom?
- Dr. Lesh: Yes. Just like in school. Like some kids are nice to you, some kids are mean.
- Robbie Freeling: I got beat up once by three kids. They took my lunch money. Maybe they got hit by a truck and they're upstairs right now!”
Oliver Robins - Robbie Freeling
Beatrice Straight - Dr. Lesh

“- Frank the Pug: Got kids?
- Agent: No.
- Frank the Pug: Want 'em?”

Tim Blaney - Frank the Pug
Joel McKinnon Miller - Agent

“- Herbert Cadbury: You can't play with these children. I must protest!
- Richie Rich: Cadbury, chill. I'll be fine.
- Herbert Cadbury: But they probably haven't even been vaccinated!”

Jonathan Hyde - Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury
Macaulay Culkin - Richie Rich

“- Father McFeely: How is she?
- Mother: It's gotten worse Father. She won't eat. She won't talk. The child won't let me touch her.
- Father McFeely: Yes, sometimes you have to give them candy.”
James Woods - Father McFeely
Veronica Cartwright - Mother

“What are children, after all, but consumer trainees?”
Peter Haskell - Sullivan

“I had to go to four different stores to buy four different kinds of formula. Three different kinds of diapers, bottles, towels, you have no idea how much crap these kids need.”
Tom Selleck - Peter Mitchell

Who stole the child's dreams? Krank, in his evil schemes. But the happy tale had a sting in it's tail. The genius has a fit of pique, hear the genius shriek, the "genius" is up a creek.
Jean-Louis Trintignant - L'oncle Irvin

“- Anna Harrison: How come Isabel screams during sex?
- Jackie Harrison: How do you know she screams during sex?
- Anna Harrison: I live in the same country.”
Jena Malone - Anna Harrison
Susan Sarandon - Jackie Harrison

“The only thing worse than a politician is a child molester.”
Rip Torn - Sheriff Hank Pearson

“- Le scaphandrier: He takes them. The Devil takes them away. In his boat... he takes them to Hell.
- Miette: What Hell?
- Le scaphandrier: The tattooed man: he knows where. The map... the map of the minefield is tattooed on his body.”

Dominique Pinon - Le scaphandrier
Judith Vittet - Miette

“You know Roy? Russians don't shoot their children.”
Richard Bradford - Konstantin Karpov

“- Carmen Cortez: We're kids, not monsters.
- Romero: What's the difference?”
Alexa PenaVega - Carmen Cortez
Steve Buscemi - Romero

“My parent's didn't give a shit about me. And when they did take the time to look up from their martini glasses, it was to get on my case about friends, schoolwork, all that crap.”
Jacqueline Lovell - Trix

“- Jimmy: You know I was a bed wetter?
- Oz: You don't do it anymore, do you?
- Jimmy: When I was 12 I saw my father naked in a shower.
- Oz: Well, that's probably why you wet the bed. Very Freudian. Jungian.”
Bruce Willis - Jimmy
Matthew Perry - Oz

“He killed them. Hugh Crain. The children from the mills. It's just like you said. He wanted to fill the house with the sounds of children. He took from his mills and he brought them here, but he wouldn't let them go. He would never let them go.”
Lili Taylor - Nell

“We'll go to that farm tomorrow. But please, Stingo, don't talk about marriage and children. It's enough that we'll go down there on that farm to live... for a while.”
Meryl Streep - Sophie

“- Tammy: Well, how am I gonna get a babysitter?
- Ronnie Dobbs: Ain't you got a T.V.?
- Tammy: Yeah.
- Ronnie Dobbs: Well alright then. See ya tonight.”
Jill Talley - Tammy
David Cross - Ronnie Dobbs

“- George Peters: I told you I was a married man with two children.
- Doris: You're not?
- George Peters: I'm a married man with three children... I thought it would make me seem less married. All right, I didn't think it through, all right? There's been like a lead weight inside me all morning. I mean, denying little Debbie like that!”
Alan Alda - George Peters
Ellen Burstyn - Doris