Children quotes

“Families just don't give up on their children.”
Jenny Agutter - Joanne Simpson

“Dogs obey so much better than children.”
David Duchovny - Brad

“- Anthony Montelli: What do you kids think this is... a playground?
- Jan Montelli: We didn't do it! We didn't do it!
- Anthony Montelli: Don't lie to me!
- Father Adamsky: Please, don't hit the child.
- Anthony Montelli: Mister, this is none of your business! You hear that? I raise my children the way I see fit!”

Burt Young - Anthony Montelli
Erika Katz - Jan Montelli
James Olson - Father Adamsky

“- Archibald Cunningham: It is years, Your Grace, since I buggered a boy... And in my own defense, I must add, I thought him a girl at the moment of entry.
- Duke of Argyll: Do you hear that, Will? Young Cunningham here was unable to tell arse from quim. What say you to that?
- Will Guthrie: I've heard that many Englishmen have that same difficulty.”
Tim Roth - Cunningham
Andrew Keir - Argyll

“- Belle: What do you know about my dreams, Gaston?
- Gaston: Plenty! Here, picture this: a rustic hunting lodge, my latest kill roasting on the fire, and my little wife massaging my feet, while the little ones play on the floor with the dogs. We'll have six or seven.”
Paige O'Hara - Belle
Richard White - Gaston

“- Jack Lawrence: This kid is a major pain in the ass, he's so damn annoying.
- Carrie: You don't like anything that's annoying.
- Jack Lawrence: Who does?”
Billy Crystal - Jack Lawrence
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Carrie Lawrence

“You have no right to talk to me like that! Do you think I've had pleasure while my children have been in pain? You are heartless. When you're ready to treat me with love, I'll be back.”

Victoria Tennant - Mother

“- Tony Boer: It's never too early to know what you want.
- Hallie O'Fallon: I know what I want.
- Catherine O'Fallon: Honey, I think Tony's just trying to make conversation.
- Hallie O'Fallon: Wait until I'm in the third grade, then I'll pick a career.”
Kevin Nealon - Tony Boer
Thora Birch - Hallie O'Fallon
Harley Jane Kozak - Catherine O'Fallon

“Kill me? I am eternal, child. I am the eater of worlds, and of children. And you are next.”
Tim Curry - It

“Today is our third anniversary and all I have to show for it are two beautiful little girls and a husband I just can't stop kissing.”
Sandra Bullock - Sally Owens

“It must have been hard on your mother, not having any children.”

Ginger Rogers - Ann Lowell

“Well, I didn't raise my kids to sit in the back of the bus. You get in there and you fight for your rights, okay?”
Joanne Woodward - Sarah Beckett

“Somewhere in this world a child dies of starvation every two seconds... now... now... now...”
Liv Ullmann - Sonia Hoffman

“I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you arrived.”
Groucho Marx - Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff

“We are the children of children and we live as we are shown.”
Abe Vigoda - Chief of the Waponis

“Remember how in first grade, little boys would chase little girls around the playground, but whenever they'd catch one, they'd get all confused and embarassed and wouldn't know what to do with them? That's... basically my love life.”
Karin Anger - Lily
Robert May - Jim

“Why didn't you just kick him in the balls and tell him he has ugly children?”

Peter MacNicol - Marty

“- Melissa Thorpe: Johnny might be disturbing, but... a murderer?
- Mrs. Rosemont: She was afraid... and then she was dead. That's when I knew he had the mark.
- Melissa Thorpe: Mrs. Rosemont, listen to me. The only marks on that boy are those put there by his mother! Johnny's mother abused him and his father's now neglecting him! Somebody's...” (continue)(continue reading)
Alexandra Paul - Melissa Thorpe
Frances Bay - Mrs. Rosemont

“I think adults are just children who owe money.”
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Andrew

“No time to talk. Now remember, it's your first day of trainin', so listen to your teacher and no fightin', play nice with the other kids, unless, of course, one of the other kids wanna fight, then you have to kick the other kid's butt.”

Eddie Murphy - Mushu

“It's fun, it's healthy, it's good exercise. The kids will just love it. And we put a little sand inside to make the experience more pleasant.”

Tim Robbins - Norville Barnes

“Now remember sweet face, zillions of people all over the world are gonna be watching you; and that means no farting, no picking your nose and no playing with little Mr. Peabody.”

Ellen McElduff - Make-Up Woman

“Stop! I smell children.”
Bette Midler - Winifred

“My daddy always used to say there was a separate god for children.”
Mary-Louise Parker - Ruth Jamison

“How's the turtle Mrs. Stubbs? Did your kids ever figure out you switched turtles on them? Because I know it would be a major disappointment for them to find out.”

Steve Martin - Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli