Children quotes

“- Austin Millbarge: The Chinese were only using a simple polyphonetically grouped 20-square-digit key transposed in boustrophedonic form with multiple nulls. I broke it with this...
[holds up a kid's cipher disk]
- Captain Hefling: A drogan's decoder wheel? They put these into cereal boxes for kids.
- Austin Millbarge: Yeah, I found it in a box...” (continue)(continue reading)

Dan Aykroyd - Austin Millbarge
Stephen Hoye - Captain Hefling

“You're short, your bellybutton sticks out too far, and you're a terrible burden on your poor mother.”

Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman

“Who loves you, eh? That's right, Mummy loves you, you little monsters. Mummy loves you more than anything, more than all the cakes, more than all the jewellery, more than all the chocolate in the world.”

Billie Whitelaw - Violet Kray

“Adopted children are luckiest because they were chosen.”
Mara Hobel - Christina Crawford (child)

“- Amanda Minchin: You mean to tell me that the child is penniless, and she's left on my hands with nothing?
- Mr. Barrows: She's certainly left penniless, and she's certainly left on your hands.”
Mary Nash - Amanda Minchin
E.E. Clive - Mr. Barrows

“Usually you could reason with a drunk, kids on loco weed, or a couple that was fightin'. You could cool 'em down, next day they'd thank you for it. Not now, boy. They get wired, they stay wired. Smack, snort, pill-poppin' dopes. You take them Luke boys, the one who drew on you and his brother Chub. Runnin' with scum. Christ, I used to fish with...” (continue)(continue reading)
Powers Boothe - Cash Bailey

- Zeus Carver: It's ten after nine. Why aren't you in school?
- Raymond: Tony wants to sell you this.
- Zeus Carver: Tony? That no-neck dude they call "Bad T"?
- Dexter: He says he found it in a dumpster.
- Zeus Carver: He keeps stealing from people, they're gonna find him in a dumpster.
Samuel L. Jackson - Zeus Carver
Aldis Hodge - Raymond
Michael Alexander Jackson - Dexter

“- Alfred: You don't have to be a genius to figure out they going to come after you for this.
- Tristan: Yeah. Alfred?
- Alfred: Yeah?
- Tristan: I want to ask you to watch over my children. Watch over Samuel.
- Alfred: Brother, it will be an honor.”
Aidan Quinn - Alfred Ludlow
Brad Pitt - Tristan Ludlow

“Two thousand years ago we worshiped them as gods. Three hundred years ago we burned them at the stake, as witches. Now we treat them with drugs... and therapy.”

Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Dr. Jake Rainer

“The trouble with kids is they always figure they're smarter than their parents.”
William Demarest - Constable Edmund Kockenlocker

“- Megan McCallister: You're not at all worried that something might happen to Kevin?
- Buzz McCallister: No, for three reasons: A, I'm not that lucky. Two, we use smoke detectors and D, we live on the most boring street in the whole United States of America, where nothing even remotely dangerous will ever happen. Period.”

Hillary Wolf - Megan McCallister
Devin Ratray - Buzz McCallister

“Freeze! Don't you know the building is on fire?”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Kimble

“I'm an architect for Christ sake, I build 50 story skyscrapers, I assemble cities of the future, I can certainly put together a goddamn diaper.”
Tom Selleck - Peter Mitchell

“- Mother Superior: You see Mr. Peabody the child is incorrigible.
- Junior: I'm what? Why don't you speak English lady?”
Helena Humann - Mother Superior
Michael Oliver - Junior

“- Yang: And then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and left a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!
- Pugsley Addams: Our parents are having a baby, too.
- Wednesday Addams: They had sex.”
Micah Hata - Yang
Jimmy Workman - Pugsley Addams
Christina Ricci - Wednesday Addams

“All children break things. All children are forgiven. It's a gift from God.”
Celia Weston - Valerie Swaney

“I have the money to give you right now, in this moment. I will give you all that I have. Maybe before you were gonna kill me. Maybe. I don't know. I know John, and I love him like he was my own child.”

Philip Baker Hall - Sydney

“- Lady in Car: What are you gonna name it?
- Alison Bradbury: What?
- Lady in Car: The baby.
- Alison Bradbury: Oh, the baby. Well, if it's a girl, Cynthia, and if it's a boy, Elliot.
- Lady in Car: Those are lovely names.”

Fran Ryan - Lady in Car
Daphne Zuniga - Alison Bradbury

“- Richie: You guys got a lot of laws, right? Well, let me tell you something. I only got one law. A kid who tells on another kid is a dead kid!
- Lincoln: That's a good rule, kid. It'll serve you well in prison one day.
- Richie: Damn straight!”
Matt Dillon - Richie
Mike Osborne - Lincoln

“I don't want to date you, I don't want to marry you, I don't want to have kids with you, I just wanna break up with you.”
Jennifer Aniston - Kate

“- Wendy Darling: Peter, I can't come with you. I've forgotten how to fly. I'm old, Peter. Ever so much more than twenty. I grew up a long time ago.
- Young Peter Pan: No, no, no! You promised!
- Wendy Darling: I have children of my own now. They have children of their own. That's my grandchild, Moira, asleep in the bed.
- Peter Banning: When I...” (continue)(continue reading)

Maggie Smith - Wendy Darling
Ryan Francis - Young Peter Pan
Robin Williams - Peter Banning

“- Voice of Mikey: How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?
- Sand Box Baby: How many?
- Voice of Mikey: What's a light bulb?”
Bruce Willis - Voice of Mikey
Sabrina Bailey - Sand Box Baby

Well Mr. Spock... your "child" is having a tantrum.

DeForest Kelley - Dr. McCoy

“The only wealth in this world is children; more than all the money, power on earth, you are my treasure.”

Al Pacino - Michael Corleone

“- Willie Scott: That's the maharaja? A kid?
- Short Round: Maybe he likes older women.”
Kate Capshaw - Willie Scott
Jonathan Ke Quan - Short Round