Christmas quotes
169 christmas quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Santa with Muscles
“- Belle, Angelique: As long as our guiding star shines above...
- Angelique: There'll always be Christmas.
- Belle: So there always will be a time when the world is filled with peace and love.”- From the movie: A Muppet Family Christmas
“- Doc: Excuse me! You promised me a nice, quiet Christmas.
- Emily 'Ma' Bear: You think you're disappointed? I just took three months of surfing lessons for zip.” “- Beast: Perhaps she doesn't know how I feel about Christmas.
- Forte: But she does know. She just doesn't care, like I do. She's actually trying to bring Christmas back to the castle. And you know how much we despise Christmas.
- Beast: The day my life ended.”- From the movie: Ordinary People
- Beth Jarrett: I want this to be a nice Christmas.
- Calvin "Cal" Jarrett: I do too. I want all of them to be nice Christmases. - From the movie: Home Alone
“- Kevin McCallister: Everyone in this family hates me!
- Kate McCallister: Then you should ask Santa for the new family.
- Kevin McCallister: I don't want another family, I don't want any family. Familes suck!” - From the movie: Police Academy 6: City Under Siege
“Proctor! You have been singing Christmas songs for the entire five hours of this stakeout. And Christmas is a good four months away. If you sing so much as one more note... I will shoot you.”
- From the movie: A Muppet Family Christmas
“- Emily 'Ma' Bear: There. Fozzie's stocking is hung by the mantle so Santa will bring him a present.
- Fozzie Bear: Aw, Ma, this is embarrassing. I mean, I'm not a cub anymore, I'm a grown bear.
- Emily 'Ma' Bear: Oh. Well, I'll take it down.
- Fozzie Bear: Oh no, I didn't say that.” - From the movie: The Ref
“- Gus: Caroline and Loyd, will get the coffee and deserts then we'll be opening presents.
- Connie: We can't open presents til midnight.
- Gus: Why not?
- Connie: Because it's not Christmas until midnight!
- Gus: We'll be changing the rules, a little bit. We are opening the presents now. Not later, now. Why? We're adults, and we can open our...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Nightmare Before Christmas
“- Santa: [from in the bag] Me on vacation? On Christmas Eve?
- Barrel: Where are we taking him?
- Shock: Where?
- Lock: To Oogie Boogie, of course. There's no where in the whole world more comfortable than that. And Jack said to make him comfortable, didn't he?
- Barrel, Shock: Yes, he did.” “It's Christmas, Dennis. It's God's birthday.”
- From the movie: Beauty and the Beast
“- Beast: Christmas?! She's planning Christmas?!
- Forte: Yes. Awful, isn't it.” - From the movie: Die Hard 2
“Just once, I'd like a regular, normal Christmas. Eggnog, a fuckin' Christmas tree, a little turkey. But, no. I gotta crawl around in this motherfuckin' tin can.”
- From the movie: Ernest Saves Christmas
“- Harmony Star: There's no such thing! Think about it: a guy who flies around the whole world in one night. It just doesn't quite correspond to the laws of time and travel.
- Ernest P. Worell: Now, now, now, now, now, it's possible. You take the International Date Line, multiply it by the Time Zones, divided by the accelerated rotation of the...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Babes in Toyland
“- Barnaby: Who is it?
- Stan: It's me.
- Barnaby: What do you want of this hour of the night?
- Stan: Well, you see, Ollie and I are sorry for what happened this afternoon, and just to show you that we're not mad at you, we brought you a little Christmas present. It's from me and from Ollie.
- Stan: Christmas present in the middle of July?
-...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Rover Dangerfield
“- Turkey: Let me tell you, I won't be here very long.
- Rover Dangerfield: I tell ya, the way I see it, you probably won't be around after Christmas!” - From the movie: Bright Eyes
“- Shirley Blake: I asked Santa Claus to bring me a doll.
- Joy Smythe: There ain't any Santa Claus!
- Shirley Blake: There is too!” - From the movie: Mr. Krueger's Christmas
- From the movie: Edward Scissorhands
“I know it is a little early for Christmas, Edward, but; I have a present for you.”
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