Christmas quotes

“It's me. It's your daddy. And I brought you a puppy for Christmas.”
George Peppard - T.M. Pryor

“- Belle: It's a wonderful tradition. One log is chosen, and everyone in the house touches it and makes a Christmas wish.
- Beast: Wishes are stupid.”
Paige O'Hara - Belle
Robby Benson - Beast

“- Narrator: The Grinch thought of something he hadn't before.
- Grinch: Maybe Christmas doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas...
- Narrator: He thought.
- Grinch: …Means a little bit more.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Narrator
Jim Carrey - Grinch

“I realized that Christmas is the time to be with the people you love.”
Bill Nighy - Billy Mack

“- Harry Lime: What store is going to make the most cash on Christmas Eve that nobody's gonna think to rob?
- Marv Merchants: Candy stores!
- Harry Lime: Nine year-olds rob candy stores, Marv.”
Joe Pesci - Harry Lime
Daniel Stern - Marv Merchants

I remember it like it was yesterday, Christmas 1989, dad had just gotten fired from the Zippo factory, mom was still pulling in tricks to make ends meet, Daniel Day Lewis won an Oscar for "My Left Foot", and all I wanted was one of those little Betsy Wetsy dolls.

Chyler Leigh - Janey Briggs

“Can you believe this? It's Christmas Eve and we got orders to bring in Santa Claus.”
Richard D. Clark - Officer Miller

“- Bad Boy: Man he don't look like no reindeer, he looks like a pit bull. Giddy up pit bull.
- Uncle Elroy: You better stop jumpin' up and down before I have to bite you or something.
- Bad Boy: Can you lock your jaws and shake like a pit bull.
- Uncle Elroy: Yeah, want me to show you? ”
Khleo Thomas - Bad Boy #1
Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy

“Christmas isn't about complaining over what we don't have. We should be thankful for what we do have.”
Lee Evans - Lars Smuntz

“- Ernest P. Worell: Vern throws the greatest Christmas parties, of course we're a little early so we can help him decorate and set up the food. Maybe he'll have finger sandwiches and cheese balls and bean dip!
- Harmony: Well I hope he's got something I can eat and not just a lot of white sugar and red meat. You know I think red meat makes...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jim Varney - Ernest P. Worrell
Noelle Parker - Harmony

“- Ruby Deagle: Mrs Harris, the bank and I have the same purpose in life - to make money. Not to support a lot of... deadbeats!
- Mrs. Joe Harris: Mrs Deagle! It's Christmas!
- Ruby Deagle: Well, now you know what to ask Santa for, don't you?”
Polly Holliday - Ruby Deagle
Belinda Balaski - Mrs. Joe Harris

“Christmas is a very busy time for us, Mr. Cratchit. People preparing feasts, giving parties, spending the mortgage money on frivolities. One might say that December is the foreclosure season. Harvest time for the money-lenders.”
Sir Michael Caine - Scrooge

“Since before recorded time, it had swung through the universe in an elliptical orbit so large that its very existence remained a secret of time and space; but now in the last few years of the 20th century, the visitor was returning. The citizens of earth would get an extra Christmas present this year as their planet orbited through the tail of...” (continue)(continue reading)
Michael Hanks - Narrator

“Christmas was on its way. Lovely, glorious, beautiful Christmas, upon which the entire kid year revolved.”
Jean Shepherd - Ralphie as an Adult

“- Aunt Edna: You're the ones who sent me the fruitcake for Christmas. It made me so sick!
- Ellen Griswold: Oh, we're sorry. We thought you enjoyed fruitcake.
- Aunt Edna: Do you enjoy throwing up every five minutes Claude?”
Imogene Coca - Aunt Edna
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold

- Fozzie Bear as Fozziewig: My speech! Here's my Christmas speech. Ahem. "Thank you all, and Merry Christmas".
- Jacob Marley: That was the speech?
- Robert Marley: It was dumb!
- Jacob Marley: It was obvious!
- Robert Marley: It was pointless!
- Jacob Marley: It was... short!
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear as Fozziewig
Jerry Nelson - Jacob Marley
Dave Goelz - Robert Marley

“- John McClane: You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.
- Joseph Yoshinobu Takagi: Hey, we're flexible. Pearl Harbor didn't work out so we got you with tape decks.”
Bruce Willis - John McClane
James Shigeta - Joseph Yoshinobu Takagi

“We're not just doing this for us. We're doing it for the kids. For every kid who ever sat on Santa's lap. For every little girl who left cookies and milk for Santa on Christmas night. For every little boy who opens a package Christmas morning and finds clothes instead of toys. It breaks my heart.”
Jim Belushi - Mall Santa

“- Randolph Duke: Ezra. Right on time. I'll bet you thought I'd forgotten your Christmas bonus. There you are.
- Ezra: Five dollars. Maybe I'll go to the movies... by myself.”
Ralph Bellamy - Randolph Duke
Avon Long - Ezra

“Vermont must be beautiful this time of year...all that snow!”
Vera-Ellen - Judy Haynes

“- Cindy Lou Who: Santa, what's the meaning of Christmas?
- Grinch: Vengeance! Er, I mean... presents, I suppose.”

Taylor Momsen - Cindy Lou Who
Jim Carrey - Grinch

“- Kid: Santa?
- Jack Skellington: Merry Christmas! And what is your name?
- Kid: Uh... uh...
- Jack Skellington: That's all right. I have a present for you, anyway. There ya go, sonny! Ho ho ho! Heeheehee!
[slips out the chimney]
- Mother: And what did Santa bring you, honey?
[kid shows parents his present: a shrunken head; parents scream]”
Danny Elfman - Jack Skellington

“Welcome to Santa's Village, where it's Christmas everyday! Closed on Christmas.”
Harry Shearer - Elf

“Christmas is just about my favorite time. Ever since I was a little kid, I always felt like it was my own personal holiday.”
Jim Varney - Ernest P. Worrell

“- Ghost of Christmas Past: Let us see another Christmas in this place.
- Scrooge: They were all very much the same. Nothing ever changed.
- Ghost of Christmas Past: You changed.”
Jessica Fox - Ghost of Christmas Past
Sir Michael Caine - Scrooge