Christmas quotes

“- Carol: Someone tracked down and bought all those wonderful antique toys.
- Scott Calvin: Probably someone that knows his way around eBay.”

Elizabeth Mitchell - Carol
Tim Allen - Scott Calvin

“Maybe that whole love thing is just a grown-up version of Santa Claus; just a myth we've been fed since childhood. So, we keep buying magazines, joining clubs, and doing therapy and watching movies with hit pop songs played over love montages all in a pathetic attempt to explain why our love Santa keeps getting caught in the chimney.”
Meg Ryan - Kate McKay

“- Felix: I knew it. It's a birthday party for the new king.
- Cyrus: No, no. I'm pretty certain it's a baby shower.
- Deborah: Or maybe they're referring to the coming Messiah. The Son of God.
- Cyrus: Okay, now, I'm starting to worry about her.
- Felix: Deborah, are you okay? How many hooves am I holding up?”

Tracy Morgan - Felix
Tyler Perry - Cyrus
Oprah Winfrey - Deborah

“Mum's throwing a Christmas party slash political rally. It's like the G8 summit with Scotch eggs.”
Jim Broadbent - Dad

“- Balthazar: For Jesus, Gold.
- Melchior: Myrrh.
- Caspar: Do you like Frankincense? I never know what to get.”
Phil Morris - Balthazar
Fred Tatasciore - Melchior
Joel Osteen - Caspar

“We plunged into the cornucopia quivering with desire and the ecstasy of unbridled avarice.”

Jean Shepherd - Ralphie as an Adult

“- Tom: Look, it's all completely chicken soup.
- Nick the Greek: It's what?
- Tom: It's kosher. As Christmas.
- Nick the Greek: The Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom.”
Jason Flemyng - Tom
Stephen Marcus - Nick The Greek

“We'll improvise, just keep kind of loosy-goosy. You hate Christmas, you're gonna steal it!”

Jim Carrey - Grinch

“- John Smith: The first time we met, what was your first thought?
- Jane Smith: You tell me.
- John Smith: I thought... I thought you looked like Christmas morning, I don't know how else to say it.”
Brad Pitt - John Smith
Angelina Jolie - Jane Smith

“What can be more Christmassy than a thick stack of syrup-drenched waffles?”
Tim Conner - Herb

“For the past 50 years or so I've been getting more and more worried about Christmas. It seems we're all so busy trying to beat the other fellow in making things go faster and look shinier and cost less that Christmas and I are sort of getting lost in the shuffle.”
Edmund Gwenn

“That Naughty-Nice List that you got? There's no naughty kids, Nick. They're all good kids. But some of them are scared. And some of them don't feel listened to. Some of them had some pretty tough breaks too. But every kid deserves a present on Christmas.”
Vince Vaughn - Fred Claus

“- Harry Dunne: I'm his associate, Dr. Christmas.
- Dr. Meldmann: Ah. Christmas, like the holiday?
- Lloyd Christmas: No, Like the tree.”
Jeff Daniels - Harry Dunne
Don Lake - Dr. Meldmann
Jim Carrey - Lloyd Christmas

“It's not right to feel shitty this time of year, but everybody does. It's like this is life and once you go through it long enough you realize what the flavor is. And it sure ain't vanilla!”

Marisa Tomei - Caroline

“- Cindy Lou Who: Santa?
- Grinch: What?
- Cindy Lou Who: Don't forget the Grinch. I know he's mean and hairy and smelly. His hands might be cold and clammy, but I think he's actually kinda... sweet.
- Grinch: Sweet? You think he's sweet?
- Cindy Lou Who: Merry Christmas, Santa.
[goes upstairs]
- Grinch: Nice kid... bad judge of character.”

Taylor Momsen - Cindy Lou Who
Jim Carrey - Grinch

“Christmas! Christmas dinner, yeah. Dinner means death. Death means carnage! Christmas means carnage!”
Danny Mann - Ferdinand

“- Kris Kringle: You think I'm a fraud, don't you?
- Dorey Walker: Fraud is a bit too strong of a word.
- Kris Kringle: But you don't believe in me.
- Dorey Walker: I believe that Christmas is for children.
- Kris Kringle: Well your daughter doesn't believe in me, either.
- Dorey Walker: I don't think that there's any harm in not believing in a...” (continue)(continue reading)

Richard Attenborough - Kris Kringle
Elizabeth Perkins - Dorey Walker

“- Agnes Smith: Rose, what did you get me for Christmas?
- Rose Smith: You'll find out tomorrow.
- Agnes Smith: I hope it's a hunting knife!”
Joan Carroll - Agnes Smith
Lucille Bremer - Rose Smith

“Good Spirit, your nature intercedes for me and pities me. Assure me that I may yet change these shadows, by an altered life. I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.”

George C. Scott - Ebenezer Scrooge

“Alright I'll give you this, but only because it's Christmas and I need the money.”
Mya Taylor - Alexandra

“I've always suspected that everyone else is having a far merrier Christmas than I am.”
Jude Law - Alfie

“As you can see, I got my black ass back in the ghetto: the only place you can get robbed by Santa Clause on Christmas Eve.”
Ice Cube - Craig Jones

“This is Christmas. The season has the perputal hope. I don't care that I have to get out on your runway and hitchike. It costs me everything I own. I have to sell my soul to the devil himself. I am going to get home to my son.”
Catherine O'Hara - Kate McCallister

“The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear.”
Will Ferrell - Buddy

“That's what Christmas memories are made from, they're not planned, they're not scheduled, nobody puts them in their blackberry, they just happen.”
Kristin Davis - Kelly Finch