Christmas quotes
169 christmas quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: For the Boys
“Shut the fuck up. It's Christmastime. I'm gonna sing you a little song.”
- From the movie: Bright Eyes
“- Joy Smythe: My psychoanalyst told me there ain't any Santa Claus or fairies or giants or anything like that.
- Shirley Blake: I'll bet you'd feel pretty bad tomorrow morning if you woke up and you didn't have any presents.
- Joy Smythe: Well, I won't. Wanna know why? 'Cause I already peeked in the closet and saw 'em.
- Shirley Blake: I don't...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Deuces Wild
“- Bobby: Is that Christmas music I hear?
- Annie: Yeah.
- Bobby: What the hell? It's, like, 115 degrees.” - From the movie: Christmas with the Kranks
“You're skipping Christmas! Isn't that against the law?”
- From the movie: Surviving Christmas
- From the movie: Bright Eyes
“I've got a present for you. This isn't from Santa Claus. This is from me to you. This is a magic ring, see? Just like in the fairy tales. If ever you're in trouble, or if you ever want me to do anything for you, you send me this ring, and I'll come.”
- From the movie: Dumb and Dumberer
“[Harry is about to throw away Lloyd's chipped tooth]
- Lloyd Christmas: No! Wait - save it for the Tooth Fairy.
- Harry Dunne: I happen to know for a fact that my mother is the Tooth Fairy.
- Lloyd Christmas: No way! Your mom's the Tooth Fairy?
- Harry Dunne: Yeah, she flies around at night while I'm asleep.
- Lloyd Christmas: Well nice to meet...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Love Actually
“Christmas shopping, never an easy or a pleasant task.”
- From the movie: Evelyn
“It's great that we're on the top floor, so Santa can park his reindeer near.”
- From the movie: All I Want for Christmas
- From the animation: The Polar Express
“The true spirit of Christmas lies in your heart.”
- From the TV Series: Parks and Recreation
“- Ron: Got a call from some panicky morning joggers. Apparently sanitation didn't empty this dumpster, to the raccoons delight.
- April: I thought raccoons were supposed to be nocturnal.
- Ron: Not in this town, sweetheart. In this town, they're 24/7. We can't have raccoons for the Christmas thing. They'll hunt the kids for sport.” - From the movie: Urban Justice
- From the movie: How the Grinch Stole Christmas
“Blast this Christmas music. It's joyful and triumphant.”
- From the movie: The Muppet Christmas Carol
“- Kermit the Frog as Bob Cratchit: If you please sir, why open the office tomorrow? Other businesses will be closed; there'll be no one to do business with. It'll waste a lot of expensive coal for the fire!
- Scrooge: It's a poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every December the 25th. But as I seem to be the only man who knows that... take...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Surviving Christmas
“Folks, my firm's done a tremendous amount of marketing research and we've discovered two critical things; one: most Americans feel that Christmas is a time for family. Two: most Americans feel that in order to stand being around their family, for even one or two days, they need to swill as much alcohol as humanly possible.”
- From the movie: Hideous Kinky
“- Lucy: Mom, is it Christmas yet?
- Julia: No, darling. Not till morning.
- Lucy: Is it morning yet?” - From the movie: A Claymation Christmas Celebration
“- Rex: Thematically speaking, we will be looking at Christmas carols as they relate to specific traditions...
- Herb: Yeah! Songs about Christmas trees, and stacks of gifts, reindeer, and jingling bells, holiday ballet, Santa Claus, universal joy, and Christmas snacks!
- Rex: There is not a carol about snacks.” - From the movie: The Ref
“- Mary: Maybe they'll catch him and let him go in the spirit of Christmas.
- Connie: That is not the spirit of Christmas. The spirit of Christmas is either you're good or you're punished and you burn in hell.” - From the movie: Bad Santa
“- Kid: You are really Santa, right?
- Willie: No, I'm an accountant. I wear this fucking thing as a fashion statement, alright?” - From the movie: A Christmas Carol
“- Tiny Tim: Merry Christmas, Sir!
- Ebenezer Scrooge: Humbug.” - From the movie: Black Christmas
“Santa's not coming for you. He was shot down by the Russians.”
- From the movie: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
“- Belle: Chip, you must know about Christmas! Stockings in front of the fire. Tree? Tinsle? Presents?
- Chip: Presents! Will I get one?
- Belle: Of course, everyone gets a present on Christmas.”- From the movie: Ernest Saves Christmas
Smell those Christmas trees. You can keep your "Chanel Number 5", just give me a whiff of the old lonesome pine. That symbol of brotherly love, that centerpiece that all mankind gathers around to share the cranberry sauce shaped like a can.
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