Christmas quotes
169 christmas quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Elf
“- Gimbel's Santa: I think you're gonna have a good Christmas, all right.
- Buddy: You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa.” - From the movie: A Muppet Family Christmas
“- Kermit the Frog: Another crisis solved.
- Robin the Frog: Yeah, there sure are a lot of us here.
- Kermit the Frog: Well, all families start to come together.
- Robin the Frog: We always get together at Christmas.
- Kermit the Frog: Yeah, life would just pass in a blur if it weren't for times like this.” - From the movie: The Prophecy
“Heaven may be closed, I am always open, even on Christmas.”
- From the movie: Mr. Krueger's Christmas
- From the movie: Jingle All the Way
“- Howard Langston: You guys are nothing but a bunch of sleazy conmen in red suits.
- Mall Santa: What did you call us?
- Howard Langston: You heard me right. Conmen. Thieves. Degenerates. Low-lifes. Thugs. Criminals!
- Mall Santa: At the North Pole, them are fightin' words, partner.” - From the movie: Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
- From the movie: Black Christmas
- From the movie: Ronin
“- Vincent: What do you want for Christmas?
- Sam: My two front teeth.” - From the movie: Silent Night, Deadly Night
“31 bucks. Merry fucking Christmas.”
- From the movie: The Nightmare Before Christmas
“- Jack Skellington: We pick up an oversized sock, and hang it like this on the wall...
- Mr. Hyde: Oh, yes! Does it still have a foot?
- Smaller Mr. Hyde: Let me see, let me look.
- Smallest Mr. Hyde: Is it rotted and covered with gook?” - From the movie: The Muppet Christmas Carol
- Scrooge: What right have you to be merry? You're poor enough.
- Fred, Scrooge's Nephew: What right have you to be dismal? You're rich enough.
- Rizzo the Rat: He's got 'im there. The old boy's speechless!
- Scrooge: If I could work my will, every idiot who goes around with "a Merry Christmas" on his lips would be cooked with his own turkey and... (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: A Muppet Family Christmas
“- Snowman: But it's always cold at Christmas.
- Fozzie Bear: Ah, Christmas. Time for Santa Claus and his eight prancing rein-bear.
- Snowman: That's reindeer.
- Fozzie Bear: No, that's snow, darling!!” - From the movie: Scrooged
- From the movie: Fred Claus
“- Clyde: Where do you think you're going?
- Fred Claus: Delivering presents.
- Clyde: No you're not! Santa is the only one who can deliver the presents!
- Willie: No, only a Claus can deliver the presents, and that is a Claus.” - From the movie: Jingle All the Way
- From the movie: How the Grinch Stole Christmas
“- Grinch: I am the Grinch that stole Christmas... and I'm sorry.
[long silence]
- Grinch: Aren't you going to cuff me? Put me in a choke hole? Blind me with pepper spray?
- Mayor Augustus Maywho: You heard him, Officer. He admitted it. I'd go with the pepper spray.
- Officer Wholihan: Yes, I heard him all right. He said he was sorry.” - From the movie: The Ref
- From the movie: A Muppet Family Christmas
“- Doc: You promised me a nice, quiet Christmas!
- Animal: Peace on Earth! Give me presents!” - From the movie: Jingle All the Way
“We get one day a year to prove we're not screw-ups and what do we do? We screw it up.”
- From the movie: The Stepford Wives
- From the movie: Gremlins
“- Kate Beringer: Now I have another reason to hate Christmas.
- Billy Peltzer: What are you talking about?
- Kate Beringer: The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God. It was so horrible. It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Holiday
- From the movie: The Family Stone
- From the movie: Step Brothers
- From the movie: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
“- Clark Griswold: She wrapped up her damn cat!
- Ellen Griswold: Well, take it to the kitchen and open it up.
- Clark Griswold: Then we'll have a cat running around the house.”
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