Cleanliness quotes

“If I smelled as bad as you I wouldn't live near people.”
Kim Darby - Mattie Ross

“- Joan Crawford: Look at this floor. Do you call that clean? Do you?
- Christina Crawford (adult): Miss Jenkins said it was clean.
- Joan Crawford: Miss Jenkins said it was clean? Do you think it's clean? Do you think it's clean? Look at that, do you?
- Christina Crawford (adult): Yes, I do.”
Faye Dunaway - Joan Crawford
Diana Scarwid - Christina Crawford (adult)

“- Zed: Can I see you later?
- Maya: I think I have to wash my hair.
- Zed: You washed your hair last year.”
Jack Black - Zed
June Diane Raphael - Maya

“That girl is premier division. You, you're third division, maybe second if you wash your hair.”

Julian Littman - Rudi Morelli

“- Tommy O'Shea: Whatever you want. Whatever you need.
- Paul Kersey: I don't need anything. But you, you need a bath!”
Michael Parks - Tommy O'Shea
Charles Bronson - Paul Kersey

“- Elaine: You know, if you let me come over to your place once in a while you could put on a clean shirt in the morning.
- Jack Cates: What makes you think I got any clean shirts in my place?”
Annette O'Toole - Elaine
Nick Nolte - Jack Cates

“Look, it's simple. Skateboard? College! Little League trophy? Probably attic. Apple core? Trash.”

Laurie Metcalf - Andy's Mom

“- Lee: Ah, Colin, I hope you washed your hands.
- Colin: You know I don't carry germs unless I can accessorize.”
Chris Noth - Lee Kassell
Colin Mochrie - Colin Frost

“He's so full of manure, that man! We could lay him in the dirt and grow another one just like him.”

Renee Zellweger - Ruby Thewes

“- Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath: I wipe my own ass.
- Delivery Guy: Me too.”
Dylan Sprouse - Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath
Rob Schneider - Delivery Guy

“I was thinking, maybe... I just should bring a broom down here for you if you wanted to sweep up some of the skeletons.”

Taika Waititi - Viago

“- Alice Keach: Were you always in the... cleaning business, Mr Birkin?
- Birkin: My father traveled in... soap.”
Natasha Richardson - Alice Keach
Colin Firth - Birkin

“Come here, Emery! I wanna see if you've been cleaning your nails! I wanna look behind your ears. I wanna look at your teeth. And what about down there? Come to Mommy Emmy! Come to Momma! Have you been doing that nasty thing again? I hear you in your room at night.”

Laura Kenny - Mrs. Kay Waterman

“I love the rain... it washes everything away... makes it clean.”
Kevin Bacon - Martin Thiel

“- Whitey Bulger: For 15 straight minutes, I been watching you putting your big fat fuckin' fingers into your disgusting mouth, which is filled with God knows what kind of fuckin' bacteria, and then you take the same big fat fuckin' filthy fingers and you stuff 'em back into the bowl that is there for public consumption. Now what the fuck are you...” (continue)(continue reading)
Johnny Depp - James 'Whitey' Bulger
W. Earl Brown - John Martorano

“I wish I could live in the shower. I'd take five a day if I had time. I went to this spa in Germany, a sanitarium practically, up on this mountain. The great thing: they just kept you wet, all day.”
Jason Lee - Skip Skipperton

“- Retiring Collage President: Professor Wagstaff, now that you have stepped into my shoes...
- Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff: Oh, is that what I stepped in? I wondered what it was. If these are your shoes, the least you can do is have them cleaned.”
Reginald Barlow - Retiring Collage President
Groucho Marx - Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff

“Don't they ever dust this place? A guy can make a fortune out here selling... vacuum cleaners.”
Dom DeLuise - Tiger

“- Colonel Berman: One thousand gallons of Mop & Glow... my God, do we really need that much?
- Ray Elwood: Well, cleanliness is next to godliness.”

Ed Harris - Colonel Berman
Joaquin Phoenix - Ray Elwood

“- Tommy: Okay, Cherry's ready. Everyone get their clothes off.
- Tim: Wait. What's this bullshit?
- Billy: She's got to make sure everybody clean. No VD.
- Steve: How's she going to tell that by looking at us?
- Tommy: She's done this so many times, she's practically a doctor.”

Wyatt Knight - Tommy
Cyril O'Reilly - Tim
Mark Herrier - Billy
Rod Ball - Steve

“- Molly: You brought your own personal soap?
- Ray: Hay, you want to pick up bacterial meningitis or polio, you go ahead and be my guest. Whatever diseases you're already carrying probably make those sound like a joke, anyway.”
Brittany Murphy - Molly
Dakota Fanning - Ray

- Charles: Where's the bathroom? Or do you guys just open the door and pee?
- A.J. "Stoney" Stoneman: Down the hall, hang a left.
- Charles: Is there any soap?
- A.J. "Stoney" Stoneman: Why? Plan to pee on your hand?
Joseph Mazzello - Charles
Peter Fonda - A.J. "Stoney" Stoneman

“If you want some friendly advice, get a haircut and take a bath. You wouldn't get hassled so much.”

Brian Dennehy - Teasle

“Don't let him bleed on the carpet!”

Christian Slater - Robert Boyd

“- Gny. Sgt. Hartman: As soon as your bunks are done, I want you two turds to clean the head.
- Pvt. J.T. 'Joker' Davis, Pvt. Cowboy: Sir, yes, sir.
- Gny. Sgt. Hartman: I want that head so sanitary and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in and take a dump.”
R. Lee Ermey - Gny. Sgt. Hartman
Matthew Modine - Pvt. J.T. 'Joker' Davis
Arliss Howard - Pvt. Cowboy