Cleanliness quotes

“Cats are very clean animals.”
Norman Reedus - Harry Odum

“- Wadsworth: I suggest we take the cook's body into the study.
- Colonel Mustard: Why?
- Wadsworth: I'm the butler, I like to keep the kitchen tidy.”
Tim Curry - Wadsworth
Martin Mull - Colonel Mustard

“- Mom: What's the matter?
- Dad: He's shavin'.
- Mom: Well... so what?
- Dad: ...his legs.”
Barbara Barrie - Mom
Paul Dooley - Dad

“How many times do I have to tell you? Wear you gloves when you handle humans!”
Paul Giamatti - Limbo

“Do you know what I love about mud? It's clean and it's dirty at the same time.”

Dennis Hopper - King Koopa

“Brush your teeth in a rapid, vertical motion. That's up and down for all you rebels.”
Courtney B. Vance - Spc. Abraham 'Doc' Johnson

“- Mrs. Little: Is he going to be alright?
- Dr. Beechwood: Well, a lad that size swallowing all that detergent. Amazingly, I think he's gonna be fine. Also, he's very clean.”
Geena Davis - Mrs. Little
Dabney Coleman - Dr. Beechwood

“- Courtney: Maybe it's you. Did somethin' crawl up your poonani?
- Christina: Hey! I have never had any complaints in the poonani odor department!
- Courtney: Yeah! Well neither have I, okay!
- Christina: High five on the clean poonani!
- Courtney: [gives high five] Bitch!”
Christina Applegate - Courtney Rockcliffe
Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters

“- Otis: I put my hand in my mouth after I touched all of that money. Could that be bad?
- Max: Of course. That's how germs are spread.”
Carlos Jacott - Otis
Chris Eigeman - Max

“What is this? Keep - your station - clear! When the meal rush comes, what will happen? Messy stations slow things down. Food doesn't go, orders pile up, disaster! I'll make this easier to remember: keep your station clear, or I will kill you!”

Janeane Garofalo - Colette

“- Peter Klaven: You need a plastic bag?
- Sydney Fife: Oh, no. I don't clean up after my dog. Dog poop is like a compost. It's got a ton of nutrients that enrich the soil.
- Peter Klaven: But we're on pavement.”
Paul Rudd - Peter Klaven
Jason Segel - Sydney Fife

“The house is messy. If I knew you were coming I'd have had the maid rearrange the dirt.”
Woody Allen - CW Briggs

“- Martin: Jesus Christ! Look at this - my sneaker's ruined!
- Erica: They're only thirty-five dollars.”

Michael Murphy - Martin
Jill Clayburgh - Erica

“- Sheriff Hank Keough: I told you two days we'd have to camp.
- Kelly Scott: Yes! Camp! But I thought that meant Ramada Inn. I never heard tents! Will there be toilets?
- Jack Wells: Maybe we should just take you back.
- Kelly Scott: Why? Because I prefer toilets? Maybe I should just wipe myself with some leafy little piece of poison oak. And...” (continue)(continue reading)
Brendan Gleeson - Sheriff Hank Keough
Bridget Fonda - Kelly Scott
Bill Pullman - Jack Wells

“- Debbie Jellinsky: You know, when I first saw him, I thought he was from Europe.
- Uncle Fester Addams: You did?
- Debbie Jellinsky: It's true.
- Uncle Fester Addams: But, I took a bath.”
Joan Cusack - Debbie Jellinsky
Chris Lloyd - Uncle Fester

“- Miss Millie: You kids are so clean. You wanna come work for me, be my maid?
- Sofia: Hell no.”
Dana Ivey - Miss Millie
Oprah Winfrey - Sofia

“- Preed: You positively glow with maternal warmth, Akima. It's very touching. I must have you.
- Akima: In your dreams.
- Preed: Akrennians don't dream, remember?
- Akima: They don't bathe much either.”
Nathan Lane - Preed
Drew Barrymore - Akima

“- Deputy Mayor Kevin Calhoun: Then I'll have to get a dishwasher.
- Mayor John Pappas: You don't have to wash them, just throw 'em out after you finish eating. It's on me. Get a life!
- Deputy Mayor Kevin Calhoun: I've got yours; it's quite enough.”
John Cusack - Deputy Mayor Kevin Calhoun
Al Pacino - Mayor John Pappas

“Why don't you stick a broom up my ass? I can sweep the carpet on the way out.”
Sir Sean Connery - Paul Bradley

“- Ralph Harris: How was it? How was it before they scraped the floor?
- Jamie Harris: Neat!”

Terry Kiser - Ralph Harris
Jeremy Levy - Jamie Harris

“- Christina: You know how i said i need to do laundry? Well I have no clean underwear, I only got the Skanky ones left!
- Courtney: Tell me about!”

Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters
Christina Applegate - Courtney Rockcliffe

“I've found that staying clean is like staying alive. You either are or you aren't.”
James Spader - Nick Vanzant

“- Lieutenant William Bligh: Filth, sir! Filthy, Mr. Christian! Still filthy! Look!
- Fletcher Christian Master's Mate: I see nothing, sir, but your finger.
- Lieutenant William Bligh: I'll not have your vile ways brought aboard my ship, sir! Do you understand? Now you'll call up the swabbing party yet again! And this time you will make bloody...” (continue)(continue reading)
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Lieutenant William Bligh
Mel Gibson - Fletcher Christian Master's Mate

“Spit-spot!”

Julie Andrews - Mary Poppins

“I'm quite capable of taking a bath without assistance.”

Bo Derek - Jane