Cleanliness quotes

“- Ms. Jones: I don't want my windshield clean. So, just get out of here.
- Mr. Huey: Oh, you just think you don't want your windshield clean.
- Ms. Jones: No, I know that I don't want my windshield cleaned. So, get out of here.
- Mr. Huey: Oh, come on. Don't be like that. Just think of me as the Moses of dirty windshields, leading you through...” (continue)(continue reading)

Roma Maffia - Ms. Jones
Charles S. Dutton - Huey

“- Veronica: That knife is filthy.
- J.D.: What do you think I'm going to do with it, take out her tonsils?
- Veronica: Excuse me, I think I know Heather a little bit better than you do. If she were going to slit her wrists, the knife would be spotless.”
Winona Ryder - Veronica
Christian Slater - J.D.

“This is the cleanest and nicest police car I've ever been in in my life. This thing's nicer than my apartment.”
Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley

“We come into people's lives when they have experienced something profound... and sad. And they've lost somebody, you know? And um, the circumstances, they're always different. But that's the same. And we help. In some small way we, um, we help.”

Amy Adams - Rose

“- Julie: Clean up your room, and clean up the kitchen.
- Kale: Yeah, I'll do that. Let me just check my schedule.”
Carrie-Anne Moss - Julie
Shia LaBeouf - Kale

“- Freedonia's Secretary of War #1: That's the last straw, I resign! I wash my hands of the whole business!
- Rufus T. Firefly: Good idea, you can wash your neck, too!”

Edwin Maxwell - Freedonia's Secretary of War #1
Groucho Marx - Rufus T. Firefly

“Clare is a real woman and she likes to wash too - with soap - everywhere!”
Ed Begley Jr. - Peter

“- Joan Crawford: Take your shoes off. I just washed that floor.
- Greg Savitt: What about the socks?
- Joan Crawford: I can handle the socks.”
Faye Dunaway - Joan Crawford
Steve Forrest - Greg Savitt

“That's my eye patch and I don't want anyone else wearing it. It's insanitary.”
Dermot Mulroney - Wolf

I don't eat shellfish. Mom always says, "don't ever eat nothin' that can carry its house around with it. Who knows the last time it's been cleaned".
Kirsten Dunst - Amber Atkins

“- Mr. Berger, George's Father: Goddammit, every time you come home there's trouble. Why don't you clean yourself up a bit? Why don't you get a haircut? Get a haircut and I'll give you the money, you don't even have to pay it back.
- George Berger: You'll give me the money if I get a haircut?”
George J. Manos - Mr. Berger, George's Father
Treat Williams - George Berger

“Funny how blood stains clothes but washes off hands so easily. Ever notice how doctors and surgeons have such clean, white hands? Even though their pretty hands wallow in blood the whole blessed day.”
Michel Simon - Zabel

“- Ice: You know what happens if I pull this trigger? Do ya?
- Casey: I repaint my ceiling.”
Paulina Porizkova - Ice
Thomas Jane - Casey

“- Laurie Bolander: Maybe I could straighten up this place for you.
- Andy Henderson: No thanks, I like this place just the way it is.
- Laurie Bolander: You like living in squalor?”
Cindy Williams - Laurie Bolander
Will Seltzer - Andy Henderson

“Self cleaning mutant. Leaves only the fresh scent of pine.”
Kevin Murphy - Tom Servo

“- Frannie: Whew! Somebody fired the maid!
- Max: Yeah, somebody did. The Hull family maid was killed along with the rest of them. Someone managed to roast her.
- Jay: Great, barbecued maid. No wonder she didn't keep the place clean.”

Jill Terashita - Frannie
Philip Tanzini - Max
Lance Fenton - Jay

“Water softens up the dirt.”
Kevin Bacon - Tom

Me, I keep healthy. I take seven showers a day to keep clean, also because I'm so vulgarly referred to as "outdoors-y". Well, I'm not "outdoors-y", I'm athletic. I sweat! There it is, now we both know the sordid truth: I sweat, and you're deaf.

Cate Blanchett - Katharine Hepburn

“Douche-bags are hygienic products; I take that as a compliment. Thank you.”
Gabriel Millman - Keith - Caped Boy

“In the movies, when people wake up together in the morning, they immediately start kissing, nuzzling and going at it, but what they never do is get up first, take a leak and brush their goddamn teeth, which I don't think I'm alone in feeling is pretty much necessary when you wake up.”
Timothy Olyphant - Pete

“You don't have to floss all your teeth; just the ones you want to keep.”
Steven Soderbergh - Dr. Jeffrey Korchek

“I've always been suspicious of neatness. If there is nothing on top of a man's desk, he probably shoved all the clutter in the drawers and if his drawers are empty, what the hell does he need a desk for?”
Walter Matthau - Dan Snow

“- The Cable Guy: Wow, the old McNair place. Never thought they'd get the floors clean after what happened.
- Steven M. Kovacs: Why? What happened?
- The Cable Guy: They had a lot of cats.”
Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy
Matthew Broderick - Steven M. Kovacs

“Did you sleep with Charlie the Tuna last night or do you need to douche?”
Carmen Electra - Michelle Lopez

“- McKinley: Arty, I need you to do me a favor. I need you to take a shower today.
- Arty: OK.
- McKinley: 'Cause your parents are coming tomorrow, and I don't want to get in trouble.
- Arty: Sure.
- McKinley: You haven't taken a shower once this summer. Not once in 8 weeks.
- Arty: I will.
- McKinley: You're covered in dirt. Take a shower. ”