Cleanliness quotes

“- John W. Martin: Hey, Frank... you keep cleaning those teeth, the Germans are going to see you from a mile away.
- Frank J. Perconte: That's right Pee Wee, you keep laughin'!”
Dexter Fletcher - John W. Martin
James Madio - Frank J. Perconte

“- Gilbert: You know what? You're such a big boy.
- Arnie: Yeah!
- Gilbert: You're such a big boy.
- Arnie: I'm a big boy!
- Gilbert: You know what? I bet you could do this all by yourself if you really wanted to. Could you do this by yourself?
- Arnie: I'm a big boy!
- Gilbert: Yeah, you're a big boy. Now take this...
- Arnie: Take this.
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Johnny Depp - Gilbert Grape
Leonardo DiCaprio - Arnie Grape

“- Howard Hughes: Does that look clean to you?
- Ava Gardner: Nothing's clean, Howard. But we do our best, right?”

Leonardo DiCaprio - Howard Hughes
Kate Beckinsale - Ava Gardner

“- Kasarov: If I was you, I'd clean up this mess, because your wife's gonna come home and she's not gonna be very happy.
- Casey: Any suggestions?
- Kasarov: If I'm not mistaken... I think today is garbage day.”

Paulina Porizkova - Kasarov
Thomas Jane - Casey

“You're not evil, you're just really dirty.”
Tara Strong - Bubbles

“- Terry Doolittle: Hey man, try some soap, you know?
- Doug: I did. It got lonely.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Terry Dolittle
Jon Lovitz - Doug

“- Lucifer: Eat my box, rover.
- Dark: Clean the maggots out of it first, you stinky oyster.”
Kathleen Robertson - Lucifer
James Duval - Dark

“I can't eat that, he used his hands. I think it's unsanitary.”

Marti Greenberg - Suzanne

“Let me explain something to you, son. You fix this place up on Monday, Friday it's back the way it was. You put in plumbing, they put chicken bones down the toilet. Put in heat, they piss in the hot air ducts!”
Vincent Gardenia - Big Lou Kritski

“Mr. Landers, how nice of you to join us. And thanks for not showering. What a super instinct.”
Martin Hayter Short - Dr. Desmond Forrest Oates

“- Elinor Dashwood: What will your duties be?
- Edward Ferrars: Sword fighting, obviously, administering rum and swabbing.
- Elinor Dashwood: Which of those duties will take precedence?
- Edward Ferrars: Swabbing, I imagine.”

Emma Thompson - Elinor Dashwood
Hugh Grant - Edward Ferrars

“- Hilde: I have ready bath for us. Yes?
- Col. Mike McCauley: With bubbles?
- Hilde: With lots of bubbles.”
Claudia Butenuth - Hilde
Patrick McGoohan - Col. Mike McCauley

“- Norma Rae: I'm gonna let this pot soak.
- Vernon Wichard: There's one soakin' from breakfast.
- Norma Rae: Then it's got company.”
Sally Field - Norma Rae
Pat Hingle - Vernon Wichard

“That was really scary. If you don't mind me saying, if that don't work your breath will certainly get the job done, cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something cause your breath stinks!”

Eddie Murphy - Donkey

“- Jules Winnfield: Fuck, nigga, what the fuck did you do to his towel?
- Vincent Vega: I was dryin' my hands.
- Jules Winnfield: You're supposed to wash 'em first!
- Vincent Vega: You watched me wash 'em.
- Jules Winnfield: I watched you get 'em wet.
- Vincent Vega: I was washing 'em. But this shit's hard to get off. Maybe if I had Lava or...” (continue)(continue reading)

Samuel L. Jackson - Jules Winnfield
John Travolta - Vincent Vega

- Arthur Bach: What can I do Hobson? I mean what would you do if you were me?
- Hobson: The word "bathe" comes to mind.
Dudley Moore - Arthur Bach
Sir John Gielgud - Hobson

“- Tyler Durden: Now, ancient people found their clothes got cleaner if they washed them at a certain spot in the river. You know why?
- The Narrator: No.
- Tyler Durden: Human sacrifices were once made on the hills above this river. Bodies burnt, water speeded through the wood ashes to create lye.”
Brad Pitt - Tyler Durden
Edward Norton - The Narrator

“Keep brushing your teeth and you will always be a happy person.”
Chloë Sevigny - Pearl

- Richard D'Oyly Carte: The Savoy Hotel.
- Arthur Sullivan: With its seventy bathrooms.
- Richard D'Oyly Carte: The builder was much bemused. "What's the point of having a bathroom to every bedroom? Who's going to be staying there, amphibians?".
Ron Cook - Richard D'Oyly Carte
Allan Corduner - Arthur Sullivan

“- Man: How come my dishes are dirty?
- Tony: Dirty?
- Man: Dirty.
- Tony: Well, them poor dumb little bastards. They never learned the power of positive thought.”
Ron Thompson - Tony

“- Scars: I need a woman.
- Ellen: You need a bath.”
Mark Boone Junior - Scars
Sharon Stone - Ellen

“- Larry:I don't have anything in my place, I just left with a suitcase. I lost my comb. This morning, I had to brush my hair with my toothbrush. I mean, I cleaned it out really good so I feel more comfortable, but it takes about twenty minutes. Does it look okay?
- Warren: No, it looks good, I was just thinking about how good it looks.
- Larry:...” (continue)(continue reading)
Steve Martin - Larry
Charles Grodin - Warren

“One day you will come to Moscow and you will see a clean subway.”

Natalie Wood - Tatiana Donskaya

“- Rome Hernandez: This is it. This place looks worse than the projects.
- Dee Dee Davenport: Definitely not cable-ready.
- Melissa Danson: Wait till you check out the toilette, princess.”

Ray Oriel - Rome Hernandez
Ami Dolenz - Dee Dee Davenport
Virginya Keehne - Melissa Danson

“- Judy Benjamin: Have you seen the bathroom?
- Capt. Doreen Lewis: Do you think that the latrine... do you think that it's unsanitary?
- Judy Benjamin: It's disgusting! There are urinals in there!”
Goldie Hawn - Judy Benjamin
Eileen Brennan - Capt. Doreen Lewis