Clothes quotes

“Every woman wants new shoes.”
Cher - Mrs. Flax

“- Mae: Mom, why do you always wear the high tops?
- Daphne Wilder: I just got these, what's wrong with these?
- Maggie: There just kinda depressing.”
Piper Perabo - Mae
Diane Keaton - Daphne Wilder
Lauren Graham - Maggie

“What the hell are you dressed like that for?”

Michael Paré - David Herdeg

“- Bruce Wayne: Silica-based quartz sand fabric. Abrasion resistant. Heat resistant.
- Barry Allen: Uh... yeah, I do... competitive ice dancing.
- Bruce Wayne: It's what they use on the space shuttle to prevent it from burning up on re-entry.
- Barry Allen: I do... very competitive ice dancing.”

Ben Affleck - Bruce Wayne
Ezra Miller - Barry Allen

“I'm going to have to buy some boring underwear!”

Katie Holmes - Jackie Truman

“- Harry Burns: Some faceless guy rips off all your clothes, and that's the sex fantasy you've been having since you were twelve?
- Sally Albright: Well, sometimes I vary it a little.
- Harry Burns: Which part?
- Sally Albright: What I'm wearing.”
Billy Crystal - Harry Burns
Meg Ryan - Sally Albright

“- Annie: You've got a lot of style for somebody with pigeon crap on their shoulder, Cosmo.
- Cosmo Carboni: That isn't real pigeon crap. That's just something I had sewn on to make me stand out in a crowd. You know?”
Anne Archer - Annie
Sylvester Stallone - Cosmo Carboni

“The way a person dresses is nobody's business but his or her own.”
Tom Berenger - Rex O'Herlihan

“I dind't give a damn about going to the party or being at the party, I was getting dressed for the party.”
Iris Apfel - Herself

“I do ballet because it has nothing to do with the people. Give me tiaras and boys in tights any day.”
Shakiem Evans - Erik

“- Amy Sumner: Those straw dogs were practically licking my body outside, so...
- David Sumner: I applaud their good taste.
- Amy Sumner: It's not funny.
- David Sumner: We'll, maybe you should wear a bra.”
Kate Bosworth - Amy Sumner
James Marsden - David Sumner

“You got me right in the pantaloons, partner.”

Peter Sellers - Hrundi V. Bakshi

“- Marshall: What kinda clothes do you got now?
- Joe Banks: Well, I got the kinda clothes I'm wearing.
- Marshall: So you got no clothes.”
Ossie Davis - Marshall
Tom Hanks - Joe

“This is my dressing room, and those are my clothes. Now I understand the need to be thorough, but I'd appreciate it if you would keep out of here at all times.”

Mimi Rogers - Claire Gregory

- Robin Monroe: What are you looking at?
- Quinn Harris: Nothing.
- Robin Monroe: Something.
- Quinn Harris: Nothing.
- Robin Monroe: Oh, don't give me that, you were ogling.
- Quinn Harris: Ogling? Let me ask you something. When you go into a department store to buy something like that what do you say to the clerk “give me that outfit so no one... (continue)(continue reading)
Anne Heche - Robin Monroe
Harrison Ford - Quinn Harris

“Artie got hit in the back. It blew most of his guts and intestines out his front, offal everywhere. Wrecked his uniform entirely. It was lucky he was dead, so he never knew how awful his uniform looked.”
Hugo Weaving - Tom Doss

“- Dottie: You... look crazy.
- Bianca Piper: Crazy amazing.”

Allison Janney - Dottie
Mae Whitman - Bianca Piper

“- Regina George: Oh my God, I love your skirt! Where did you get it?
- Lea Edwards: It was my mom's in the '80s.
- Regina George: Vintage, so adorable.
- Lea Edwards: Thanks.
- Regina George: [after Lea Edwards walks away] That is the ugliest fucking skirt I've ever seen.”
Rachel McAdams - Regina George
Alisha Morrison - Lea Edwards

“- Coach Calhoun: All right, let's trying cutting it to two packs a day. Now, you have to change.
- Danny: Well, yeah. That's why I'm here, ya know? To change.
- Coach Calhoun: No, I mean your clothes.
- Danny: Oh.”

Sid Caesar - Coach Calhoun
John Travolta - Danny

“Hate to tell you this, buddy, but you have to wear clothes to work. There's a law or something.”
Tom Cruise - Steve Randle

“- Carrie Bradshaw: So really, we're, we're getting married?
- Mr. Big: We're getting married. Should we get you a diamond?
- Carrie Bradshaw: No. No. Just get me a really big closet.”
Sarah Jessica Parker - Carrie Bradshaw
Chris Noth - Mr. Big

“- Director Gordon: Well, don't make me regret my decision.
- Nora: 2:30 tomorrow. Bring your tights.
- Tyler Gage: Tights? Wait. What?”
Rachel Griffiths - Director Gordon
Jenna Dewan Tatum - Nora Clark
Channing Tatum - Tyler Gage

“- Ray Wilkins: Damn girl, I sure like to get in your pants...
- Brenda Meeks: Really?
- Ray Wilkins: Yeah, what size are these?”
Shawn Wayans - Ray Wilkins
Regina Hall - Brenda Meeks

“Major dilemma. If actually do, by some terrible chance, end up in flagrante surely these would be most attractive at crucial moment. However, chances of reaching crucial moment greatly increased by wearing these; scary stomach-holding-in pants very popular with grannies the world over. Tricky. Very tricky.”

Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“You got to know a woman's size on sight. Before she tells. Don't wait for her to tell you. You should know.”
A.J. Johnson - Juanita