Clothes quotes

“I've never really had a taste for this kind of thing, but I must admit I'm deeply enjoying the suit!”
Jeff Bridges - Obadiah Stane

“- Brandon: So what's with your new look? It's very whore couture.
- Olive: Oh, haven't you heard? I'm the new school slut.
- Brandon: You know, I did hear something. I also heard he was twice your age.
- Olive: Oh, no no no no. He was a freshman in college.
- Brandon: I also heard he gave you crabs.
- Olive: Ew. People suck.
- Brandon: Tell me...” (continue)(continue reading)
Dan Byrd - Brandon
Emma Stone - Olive

“Hey, nice coat. Who shot the couch?”
Will Sasso - Chet Walters

“There are gonna be some hotties, some slammin' bods with pants so tight it looks like they're painted on.”
David Denman - Lance

“- Teddy Pierce: Buddy, are you sure this style suits me?
- Buddy: You want to look good at funerals?
- Teddy Pierce: No, no. I'm just sayin', I wanna look nice, that's all.
- Buddy: Let me see. Put your arms down. Now you're cooking with Crisco!”

Gene Wilder - Teddy Pierce
Charles Grodin - Buddy

“I just love a man in uniform. Policemen are the best.”
Tami Erin - Pippi Longstocking

“It's fun to dress up! I look awesome!”
Tyra Banks - Eve

“Violinists love to play an E-string, but audiences really love a G-string!”
Uma Thurman - Ulla

“- Charlotte: How old is that suit?
- Teddy Pierce: This? I don't know. Six. Seven. Eight years, maybe.
- Charlotte: It looks it.”
Kelly LeBrock - Charlotte
Gene Wilder - Teddy Pierce

“You're the only man I know who makes his own clothes.”

Candice Bergen - Margaret Bourke-White

“- Maria: But I don't have another one. When we entered the abbey our worldly clothes were given to the poor.
- Captain von Trapp: What about this one?
- Maria: The poor didn't want this one.”
Julie Andrews - Maria
Christopher Plummer - Captain von Trapp

- Kevin: [motions to a "Gone With the Wind"- style dress] What the hell is that?
- Jane: Theme wedding.
- Kevin: What was the theme? Humiliation?
James Marsden - Kevin
Katherine Heigl - Jane

“- Mel Horowitz: What the hell is that?
- Cher: A dress.
- Mel Horowitz: Says who?
- Cher: Calvin Klein.”

Dan Hedaya - Mel Horowitz
Alicia Silverstone - Cher

“- Murron: Do that standing on your head and I'll be impressed.
- William Wallace: Well, my kilt will fly up, but I'll try.”
Catherine McCormack - Murron
Mel Gibson - William Wallace

“- Donald Schoenstein: It's not gonna be an orgy! It's a toga party.
- Katy: Honestly, Boon, you're 21-years old. In six months you're going to graduate, and tomorrow night you're going to wrap yourself in a bed sheet and pour grain alcohol all over your head. It's cute, but I think I'll pass this time.
- Donald Schoenstein: Want me to go...” (continue)(continue reading)
Peter Riegert - Donald Schoenstein
Karen Allen - Katy

“- Joe Bradley: You should always wear my clothes.
- Princess Ann: It seems I do.”
Gregory Peck - Joe Bradley
Audrey Hepburn - Princess Ann

“You make $100 an hour and you have a safety pin holding your boot up?”
Richard Tiffany Gere - Edward Lewis

“You're staring at me. You think my dress is incredibly ugly? Well, it's my daddy's fault. He used to buy me these incredibly ugly clothes to keep the boys away. It didn't work... only made me want to get naked. And that's no way to keep the boys away.”
Mélanie Thierry - Bainsley

“I've lost a shoe... have you seen it anywhere? Excuse me, miss, I've lost a shoe... like this one. It's like this one's fellow... it's sort of the exact opposite in fact of that, not an evil version but just, you know, a shoe like this... but for the other foot. Otherwise I'd have two right.”

Russell Brand - Aldous Snow

“I'm all dressed up and no place to go!”
Bo Derek - Lida MacGillivery

“- Samantha: Hey Felipe, how are you feeling?
- Village People: Indian: C... C minus.
Samantha: What's the matter?
- Village People: Indian: I had to leave my feathers to be oiled. They gave me this one to wear, and it doesn't even fit right.”
Valerie Perrine - Samantha
Valerie Perrine - Village People: Indian

“- State Trooper: Pullover!
- Harry Dunne: No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.”

Harland Williams - State Trooper
Jeff Daniels - Harry Dunne

“- Karen Silkwood: What should I wear on the plane?
- Angela: Uh, somethin' that won't wrinkle!
- Drew Stephens: Yeah, like a shroud, maybe!
- Angela: I get so tired of your jokes.”
Meryl Streep - Karen Silkwood
Diana Scarwid - Angela
Kurt Russell - Drew Stephens

“- Montgomery Brewster: Gentlemen, do you think I'm a lowlife?
- Tailor: Oh no, Mr. Brewster. Not with these clothes.”
Richard Pryor - Montgomery Brewster
Jeffrey Mylett - Tailor

“You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good.”

Will Smith - Jay