Clothes quotes

“Well, a guy who dresses up like a bat clearly has issues.”
Christian Bale - Bruce Wayne

“- Spike: It's nice to watch you be happy. For them, even. I don't see it a lot. You... You glow.
- Buffy Summers: That's because the dress is radioactive.”
James Marsters - Spike
Sarah Michelle Gellar - Buffy Summers

“You've got a heart of gold. You've got the constitution of an ox. And you've got pants... of thunder.”
Ned Beatty - Gen. Ed Sheppard

“- Jessie Bond: It's shapeless.
- Madame Leon: Yes, Miss Bond, it is shapeless. Japanese ladies are most shapeless.”

Dorothy Atkinson - Jessie Bond
Alison Steadman - Madame Leon

“That's more than a dress. That's an Audrey Hepburn movie.”

Tom Cruise - Jerry Maguire

“- Arthur Bach: What are you doing later tonight?
- Linda Marolla: Oh, I have plans for tonight. What should I wear?
- Hobson: Steal something casual.”
Dudley Moore - Arthur Bach
Liza Minnelli - Linda Marolla
Sir John Gielgud - Hobson

“- Peoples Hernandez: This is Egyptian Cotton, motherfucker... two-twenty thread. That's like half your shitty-ass paycheck, okay?
- John Shaft: You wouldn't know Egyptian cotton if the Pharaoh himself sent it to you, you knockoff-wearing motherfucker!”
Jeffrey Wright - Peoples Hernandez
Samuel L. Jackson - John Shaft

“Girls get raped every day, and now we're putting up 50 Gs just 'cause these girls wear fuckin' penguin suits.”
Harvey Keitel - LT

“It is so easy to dress in England. You just put on warm clothing.”
Maggie Smith - Diana Barrie

“Every since I was a little boy, dressing up has always been my greatest joy. But when it's time to be discreet, there's one thing you just can't beat and that's a strapless, backless classical little black dress.”

Richard O'Brien - Dr. Cosmo McKinley

“- Mighty Mack: The suit's real neat, but do I have to wear the hat?
- Elwood Blues: These are unsophisticated men. They only respond to fear and the draw of lucre. We elicit this by using iconographic symbols, and psychological intimidation. The way we look together presents a uniform image of strength and organization. Don't say anything. Look...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Goodman - Mighty Mack McTeer
Dan Aykroyd - Elwood Blues

“- Bart Simpson: Did you at least bring my clothes?
- Homer Simpson: Shirt, socks, everything you need.
- Bart Simpson: You didn't bring my pants!
- Homer Simpson: Who am I, Tommy Bahama?
- Bart Simpson: Oh, this is the worst day of my life.
- Homer Simpson: The worst day of your life so far.”

Nancy Cartwright - Bart Simpson
Dan Castellaneta - Homer Simpson

“- Anna: Why are you dressed?
- Larry: Because I think you may be about to leave me and I didn't want to be wearing a dressing gown.”
Julia Roberts - Anna
Clive Owen - Larry

“It's control-top pantyhose. Holds you in like a stuffed sausage.”
Fran Drescher - Joy Miller

“From now on I see a red sash, I kill the man wearing it. So run you cur. And tell the other curs the law is coming. You tell 'em I'm coming! And Hell's coming with me you hear! Hell's coming with me!”

Kurt Russell - Wyatt Earp

“Now you go home and rethink your clothing.”

Shirley MacLaine - Aurora Greenway

“Gosh, I didn't realize it was going to be this formal. If I had known it was going to be this kind of party I would have worn underwear.”
Judy Landers - Noreen

“- Adam: I still don't know where my underpants are.
- Nelson: Why? What happened to 'em?
- Adam: I think they ate 'em.”
Perry Lang - Adam
David Knell - Nelson

“- Sandy Dunlap: Who gave you those shoes?
- Holly Davis: A friend... an old friend.
- Sandy Dunlap: Well, she has terrific taste.”
Christine Lahti - Sandy Dunlap
Mary Tyler Moore - Holly Davis

“- Meredith: I'll tell you what I don't want. I don't want all this calculated artificiality. This dress, these stupid little bows in my hair, they aren't me. I mean, look at you. You... you don't sit around your house in an Armani suit, do you?
- Trent: No. My house is black-tie.”
Gillian Anderson - Meredith
Jon Stewart - Trent

“Love the dress, hate her.”

Julie Gonzalo - Shelby

“- Miss Stone: I'm worried, Cliff, I think Mr. Flintstone is smarter than we thought.
- Cliff Vandercave: Ha. He'd have to be to get himself dressed in the morning.”
Halle Berry - Miss Stone
Kyle MacLachlan - Cliff Vandercave

“- Banquet Doorman: Your coat, sir?
- Lt. Frank Drebin: Yes, it is. And I have a receipt to prove it.”
C. Lindsay Workman - Banquet Doorman
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“Clothes are like family. You have to live in them for awhile before you have the perfect fit.”
Anthony Quinn - Don Pedro Aragon

“That was Diane Dane! There she is. Diane Dane. Look at that dress, huh? That's a, that's a gold dress, like a... Wisconsin sunrise.”
Robert Torti - Freddy Fredrickson