Clothes quotes

- Chuck Cranston: I thought only pansies wore neckties.
- Ren: See that? I thought only assholes used the word "pansy".
Jim Youngs - Chuck Cranston
Kevin Bacon - Ren

“- Lady Sylvia: What are you wearing?
- Isobel McCordle: Don't you like it? You bought it.
- Lady Sylvia: Did I? How extraordinary of me.”
Kristin A. Scott Thomas - Sylvia McCordle
Camilla Rutherford - Isobel McCordle

“- Jane: God, Casey, can't you keep it in your pants for one wedding?
- Casey: Are you kidding? The only reason to wear this monstrous dress is that so some drunken groomsman can rip it to shreds with his teeth.”
Katherine Heigl - Jane
Judy Greer - Casey

“Heels are a male invention designed to make women's butts look smaller... and to make it harder for them to run away.”
Amanda Bynes - Viola

“I'm not sure I wanna be hanging out with a guy who noticed a crease in my pants.”
Christopher Walken - Mike

“- Angelica: Quinny, look what I got,
- Quinn Harris: What's that, baby?
- Angelica: It's a bathing suit, silly.
- Frank Martin: I thought it was an eye patch.”
Jacqueline Obradors - Angelica
Harrison Ford - Quinn Harris
David Schwimmer - Frank Martin

“If this dress were walking down the boulevard all by itself, I would follow it from one end of Paris to the other, and when I caught up with it, I would say, 'Wait a moment, you charming little dress. I want you to meet Ninotchka...you two were meant for each other'.”

Melvyn Douglas - Count Leon d'Algout

“- Malaria: These jeans make me look fat!
- Pestario 'Pest' Vargas: Ah no, Malaria, your fat butt makes you look fat!”
Yelba Osorio - Malaria
John Leguizamo - Pestario 'Pest' Vargas

“- Danny: That's nice underwear.
- Carla: Yeah. I got it from my sister's closet.”
Giovanni Ribisi - Danny
Juliette Lewis - Carla

“- Tony Stark: Attitude control is a little sluggish above 15,000 meters, I'm guessing icing is the probable cause.
- Jarvis: A very astute observation, sir. Perhaps, if you intend to visit other planets, we should improve the exosystems.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark
Paul Bettany - JARVIS

“- Sgt. Major Dickerson: This is not military issue, airman. What sort of uniform is that?
- Adrian Cronauer: Cretan camouflage sir. If you want to blend in with a bunch of drunken Greeks there's nothing better.”
J. T. Walsh - Sgt. Major Dickerson
Robin Williams - Adrian Cronauer

“Not all of us can fit in so easily. You don't shed on the furniture.”
Kelsey Grammer - Dr. Henry 'Hank' McCoy

“Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.”
Lindsay Lohan - Cady Heron

“- Diane Gerard: What's this?
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Dress.
- Dr. Webster: And who wears the dress?
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Pope.”
Cindy Williams - Diane Girard
Allan Katz - Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga

“Mary, why do you wear those stupid red boots all the time? You wanna know why? Because it makes my toes feel like 10 friends on a camping trip, that's why.”
Sandra Bullock - Mary Horowitz

“- Idiot Punk: You look like a clown in that stupid jacket.
- Sailor Ripley: This is a snakeskin jacket! And for me it's a symbol of my individuality, and my belief... in personal freedom.”
Brent David Fraser - Idiot Punk
Nicolas Cage - Sailor Ripley

These are..."The Days Of Our Lives"!

Christina Applegate - Courtney Rockcliffe
Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters

“- Captain von Trapp: Drapes?
- Maria: They still have plenty of wear left. The children have been everywhere in them.
- Captain von Trapp: Do you mean to tell me that my children have been roaming about Salzburg dressed up in nothing but some old drapes?
- Maria: Hm-hm. And having a marvelous time!”
Christopher Plummer - Captain von Trapp
Julie Andrews - Maria

“- Policeman: Come on up to the station house, the Lieutenant is throwing a party.
- Janie Barlow: Can't I even get some clothes!
- Policeman: No, he wants you just as you are.
- Janie Barlow: Oh, it's that kind of a party!”

Frank Hagney - Policeman
Joan Crawford - Janie Barlow

“I love the Caribbean. Too hot to wear shirts, too hot to wear pants and we're two hot young ladies.”
Ashley Scott - Amanda

“Do you like this shop? I buy all my clothes here. Good for me, you know. Cheap. Nice fashion.”
Markéta Irglová - Girl

“David, nobody is happy in a poodle skirt and a sweater set.”
Reese Witherspoon - Jennifer

“Okay, and bring a lot of movement clothes, AKA jazz shoes, dance belts, Lycras, et al. And seriously, FYI, you guys, this is not an excuse to get out of your regular activities. This is an excuse to do some good musical theatre. So be prepared, be enthusiastic, and leave your bullshit attitude and baggage at the door because we don't need it! ”
Amy Poheler - Susie

“- Joel Goodson: Some of the girls are wearing my mother's clothing.
- Lana: What's wrong with that?
- Joel Goodson: I just don't want to spend the rest of my life in analysis.”
Tom Cruise - Joel
Rebecca De Mornay - Lana

“I think we should arrest him for what he's wearing!”

Emilio Estevez - Bill Reimers