Clothes quotes

“Couldn't I have a disease with my clothes on!”
Frank Albertson - Leo Davis

“Mike, I really appreciate you're doing this, but... it is just for the money, isn't it? It's not just so you can wear these little outfits?”

Bill Murray - Jeff

“You know, Mick, just once I could go for like a sweater or some earrings... something that I could actually wear outside of this apartment?”

Melanie Griffith - Tess McGill

“Put your damn tit back in your dress. Replace that tit!”

Robert Duvall - Daddy

“- Deborah: Do you really hate this dress?
- Nick: What I really hate is this jacket, this white jacket. I look like a Brazilian gigolo.”
Bette Midler - Deborah
Woody Allen - Nick

“- Gary Glass: What are you wearing?
- Roberta Glass: A jacket. It used to belong to Jimi Hendrix.
- Gary Glass: You bought a used jacket? What are we, poor?”
Mark Blum - Gary Glass
Rosanna Arquette - Roberta Glass

“- Paige: Could you please put a shirt on or something?
- Eddie: If you're going to be a doctor, you're going to have to get used to naked men.”
Julia Stiles - Paige Morgan
Luke Mably - Eddie

“- Nancy Thompson: The killer's still loose, you know.
- Lt. Thompson: You're saying somebody else killed Tina? Who?
- Nancy Thompson: I don't know who he is, but he's burned and he wears a weird hat and a red and green sweater, really dirty. And he uses these knives, like giant fingernails.”
Heather Langenkamp - Nancy Thompson
John Saxon - Lt. Thompson

Christmas is not "clothing optional" this year, we have a guest.

Diane Keaton - Sybil Stone

“- Diana Barrie: Are you unhappy because you didn't get to wear my dress?
- Sidney Cochran: If I had worn your dress, it would have hung properly.”
Maggie Smith - Diana Barrie
Sir Michael Caine - Sidney Cochran

“Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun.”
Jack Black - Nacho

“- Jack Trainer: You're the first woman I've seen at one of these things that dresses like a woman, not like a woman thinks a man would dress if he was a woman.
- Tess McGill: Thank you I guess.”
Harrison Ford - Jack Trainer
Melanie Griffith - Tess McGill

“- Athena: I'm going to the Jewel. Listen, I'll get you some pantyhose.
- Maria Portokalos: No queen size. They make me look fat.”
Stavroula Logothettis - Athena
Lainie Kazan - Maria Portokalos

“Hello? I'm opening the door, if you want to stop what you're doing and put your clothes on!”

Susan Blanchard - Kelly

“- Becky: I like your dress.
- Jenna Rink: It’s ‘cause I have these incredible boobs to fill it out!”
Renee Olstead - Becky
Jennifer Garner - Jenna Rink

“With one week to go before the pageant, I was finishing my outfit, rehearsing my talent, brushing up on current events, and running 18 miles a day on about 400 calories. I was ready.”
Alexandra Holden - Mary Johanson

“- Lundsford: You actually chose the Marines because they had the best uniforms?
- Rene Gagnon: No sense being a hero if you don't look like one.”
Scott Eastwood - Lundsford
Jesse Bradford - Rene Gagnon

“You're about the sexiest bozo ever to wear to a funny blue dress.”

Robby Benson - Nick Peterson

“- Detective Marcus Burnett: Are you a model or a cop?
- Detective Mike Lowrey: Hey, man, I like lookin' good, that's all.
- Detective Marcus Burnett: For who?
- Detective Mike Lowrey: Hey man, don't hate the playa, hate the game.
- Detective Marcus Burnett: [as Detective Mike Lowrey walks away] Hate the tailor.”

Martin Lawrence - Detective Marcus Burnett
Will Smith - Detective Mike Lowrey

“I am not a bus driver! I do not work for the bus company! All right? I... I needed a ride to New Mexico, so I stole this uniform! See this jacket? This is not my jacket! Remember Marty, the bus driver? Huh? This is his shirt! I stole it! And these pants, you think I'd wear these pants? These aren't my pants! These are Marty's pants. I stole...” (continue)(continue reading)

Cuba Gooding Jr. - Owen Templeton

“I never did like the idea of sitting on newspapers. I did it once, and all the headlines came off on my white pants. On the level! It actually happened. Nobody bought a paper that day. They just followed me around over town and read the news on the seat of my pants.”
Clark Gable - Peter

“- John Allerdyce: Nice helmet.
- Cain Marko: Keeps my face pretty.”
Aaron Stanford - John Allerdyce
Vinnie Jones - Cain Marko

“Fortunately for you, Josie, the only thing you've ever had to wear twice is a sour expression.”
Megan Follows - Anna Shirley Cuthbert

“You shouldn't be wearing a dress; you should be wearing a diaper.”

Jeff Bridges - Jack Baker

“If you piss in your pants, you only stay warm for so long.”
Joaquin Phoenix - Bobby Green