Clothes quotes

“- Radley: My pumpkin's a duck!
- Carla: No, I'm a swan!”
Tom Skerritt - Radley
Juliette Lewis - Carla

“- Kevin McCallister: So give it a shot, for your granddaughter anyway. I'm sure she misses you and the presents.
- Old Man Marley: I send her a check.
- Kevin McCallister: I wish my grandparents did that. They always send me clothes. Last year I got a sweater with a big bird knitted on it.
- Old Man Marley: That's nice.
- Kevin McCallister: Not...” (continue)(continue reading)
Roberts Blossom - Old Man Marley
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister

“Now these are very silly little boots, Jones. And this is a very silly little dress. And, um, these are, fuck me, absolutely enormous panties.”
Hugh Grant - Daniel Cleaver

“- Amy Robbins: I like that suit. Is that what they're wearing in London?
- H.G. Wells: It was when I left.”
Mary Steenburgen - Amy Robbins
Malcom McDowell - H.G. Wells

“Never again will I allow women to wear my dresses!”
Erik Rhodes - Alberto Beddini

“- Lenny: I didn't know you were color blind, Max.
- Max: It was the only way I could stand your ties.”
Ralph Fiennes - Lenny Nero
Tom Sizemore - Max Peltier

“I was working in this Dairy Queen, part time, while I went to high school. And one day this gentleman walked in with this gorgeous blonde. She had a fur coat on. They both had fur coats on!”

Mariel Hemingway - Dorothy Stratten

“- Sally: I had the most terrible vision.
- Jack Skellington: That's splendid!
- Sally: No, it was about your Christmas. There was smoke... and fire!
- Jack Skellington: That's not my Christmas! My Christmas is filled with laughter, and joy... and this: my Sandy Claws outfit. I want you to make it.”
Catherine O'Hara - Sally
Danny Elfman - Jack Skellington

“- Ethan: What's with the Halloween costume?
- Supergirl: This is not a costume. These are my clothes.”

Hart Bochner - Ethan
Helen Slater - Supergirl

“- Gail Stanwyk: I really should change.
- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: No! I think you should stay the same wonderful person you are today.
- Gail Stanwyk: I mean, put clothes on.”
Dana Wheeler-Nicholson - Gail Stanwyk
Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher

“- Michael 'Squints' Palledorous: It's about time Benny, my clothes are going out of style.
- Alan 'Yeah-Yeah' McClennan: They already are, Squints.
- Michael 'Squints' Palledorous: Shut up.”
Chauncey Leopardi - Michael 'Squints' Palledorous
Marty York - Alan 'Yeah-Yeah' McClennan

“- Paige: Am I supposed to be able to breathe?
- Dress Maker: No.
- Paige: Oh, well, then it's perfect.”

Julia Stiles - Paige Morgan

“- Suzy DeSoto: I wanna know what you think!
- Suzy's Trick: I don't have no opinion.
- Suzy DeSoto: Well, make one up!
- Suzy's Trick: What the hell for?
- Suzy DeSoto: Because I paid $12.99 for this goddamn dress, that's what for! 13 bucks to look nice for guys like you... now I ain't takin' it off 'til you tell me how you like it!”
Debra Winger - Suzy DeSoto
William Bronder - Suzy's Trick

“I can't believe this is what I'll be wearing the last night I'm a virgin! ...Or should I say, what I'll be taking off?”
Ashley Johnson - Alex Marshall

“- Lloyd Christmas: Whoa! Look at Jessica, look at her milk bubbles, and her shorts are really short!
- Harry Dunne: I know.
- Lloyd Christmas: Yeah, last time I wore shorts that short, I got beat up!”
Eric Christian Olsen - Lloyd Christmas
Derek Richardson - Harry Dunne

“- Receptionist: How long have you been wearing such tight pants?
- Lenny Haise: Hey, if that's a pick-up line we're a match made in heaven.”
Steve Zahn - Lenny Haise

“- Doug Remer: We win, and they get the chicks. That sucks, dude.
- Joe Cooper: I'm telling you, it's jobs. We gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks.”
Matt Stone - Doug Remer
Trey Parker - Joe Cooper

"Wow, look at that man. Look at that bohemian wedding photographer... with holes in his jeans. Gosh, isn't he something?". No. I mean, it takes a naive girl for that. It takes Harper for that.

Jean Smart - Deborah Sloane

“So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair... ew... and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so.”
Alicia Silverstone - Cher

“- Kate Sanders: Lizzie McGuire, you are an outfit repeater!
- Lizzie McGuire: Okay, I may be an outfit repeater, but you're an outfit rememberer, which is just as pathetic!”
Ashlie Brillault - Kate Sanders
Hilary Duff - Lizzie McGuire

“- Leila: You can wear shoes; they're practical.
- Robert: Oh yeah, but can you wear 53 pairs? It's like women with a $30,000 engagement ring.
- Leila: What's wrong with that?
- Robert: Oh, come on. You know if it doesn't have airlock brakes and a passenger side airbag, it's not worth thirty K.”
Lori Lively - Leila
Rafer Weigel - Robert

“Can I do this, or will I look like some sort of gay superhero?”

Sir Patrick Stewart - Sterling

“- Courtney: Bride or groom's side what do ya think?
- Christina: I think I need to go to the bathroom.
- Courtney: did you misplace your bladder today or something?
- Christina: Sweety! I'm wearing like the tightest skirt!”
Christina Applegate - Courtney Rockcliffe
Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters

“Get those corsets laced properly! I can hear you speak without gasping.”

Joanna Lumley - Maudeline Everglot

“It's like the Michael Bolton starter kit.”
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander