Clothes quotes

“What's the point of being a teenager if you can't dress weird?”
Nicolas Cage - Charlie Bodell

“- Young Robert: What would you do to avoid a fight?
- Imaginary William Shatner: I wouldn't dress like a geek. Gold is not your color. Think earth tones.”
Spencer Klein - Young Robert
William Shatner - Bill

“- Johnnie Aysgarth: Don't do that.
- Lina McLaidlaw Aysgarth: Why not?
- Johnnie Aysgarth: Because your ucipital mapilary is quite beautiful.”

Cary Grant - Johnnie Aysgarth
Joan Fontaine - Lina McLaidlaw Aysgarth

“- Cell Guard: Put that on. You're having dinner with Steranko in ten minutes.
- Michael Corben: Jerk. If he thinks I'm wearin' this army surplus reject, he can forget it. It's not my style.
- Mariska: Michael, number one, this is a very nice Armani suit. And number two, you have no style.”

John Tench - Cell Guard
Richard Grieco - Michael Corben
Gabrielle Anwar - Mariska

“You think that just cuz a girl likes to dress fancy and stand on the corner next to some whores, that she's hookin?”
Wanda Sykes - Biggie Shorty

“- Alan Stanwyk: You'll be wearing rubber gloves. Do you own rubber gloves?
- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: I rent 'em. I have a lease with an option to buy.”
Tim Matheson - Alan Stanwyk
Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher

“When I arrived in Carlotta, I thought of the words Marlowe had said to me over fifteen years ago: Dead men don't wear plaid. Huh. Dead men don't wear plaid. I still don't know what it means.”
Steve Martin - Rigby Reardon

“- Lt. Col. James Doolittle: I heard what you did.
- Capt. Rafe McCawley: We can explain that, sir.
- Lt. Col. James Doolittle: Explain what?
- Capt. Danny Walker: Whatever it is you heard about us, sir.
- Lt. Col. James Doolittle: You mean the hoola shirts you were flying in... or the seven planes you shot down.”
Alec Baldwin - Lt. Col. James Doolittle
Ben Affleck - Capt. Rafe McCawley
Josh Hartnett - Capt. Danny Walker

“I know women who crawl through shit for a fur coat.”
Barbra Streisand - Claudia Draper

“You can march like the white man, you can talk like him. You can sing his songs, you can even wear his suits. But, you ain't never gonna be nothing to him, than an ugly ass chimp... in a blue suit.”
Denzel Washington - Pvt. Trip

“- Wolverine: You actually go outside in these things?
- Cyclops: Well, what would you prefer, yellow spandex?”

Hugh Jackman - Wolverine
James Marsden - Cyclops

“If love is a crime, lock me up. I'm guilty. Look at her, a perfect size six and never been worn.”

Wayne Knight - Zoot, Martin's Talking Space Suit

“- Garth Algar: Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?
- Wayne Campbell: No.
[cracks up laughing]
- Wayne Campbell: No.
- Garth Algar: Neither did I. I was just asking.”
Dana Carvey - Garth Algar
Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell

“- Mike Brady: Roy, I have something I'd like to discuss with you.
- Roy: Is it about where I shop?
- Mike Brady: No, but now that you mention it, I have that same suit in brown and green.
- Roy: I know. You're wearing it.
- Mike Brady: Ah. So I am.”
Gary Cole - Mike Brady
Tim Matheson - Roy Martin

- Buggin' Out: You almost knocked me down, man. The word is "excuse me".
- Clifton: Ah, excuse me, I'm sorry.
- Buggin' Out: Not only did you knock me down, you stepped on my brand-new white Air Jordans I just bought, and that's all you can say is "excuse me"?
Giancarlo Esposito - Buggin' Out
John Savage - Clifton

“- Steven M. Kovacs: Could you just install my cable please? I'm gonna go get dressed.
- The Cable Guy: Suit yourself. No sweat off my sac. Oh by the way, you might wanna put on a bathing suit 'cause you'll be channel surfing in no time!”
Matthew Broderick - Steven M. Kovacs
Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy

- Margaret: Are you trying to say that your blue jeans weren't theater?
- Owen: It's not the same thing.
- Margaret: So your professor wore a three-piece suit and blamed you for your jeans. And your jeans were "too much". And he didn't understand that his suit was also a costume. You thought your jeans stood for love, freedom and sexual equality... (continue)(continue reading)
Anne Carlisle - Margaret
Bob Brady - Owen

“- Anne Shirley: Oh, Marilla, you look so elegant!
- Marilla Cuthbert: You don't make important visits in kitchen clothes.”
Megan Follows - Anna Shirley Cuthbert
Colleen Dewhurst - Marilla Cuthbert

“Damn girl... I didn't know Nike made dresses.”
Gabrielle Union - Shawnee

“- Tad: Death shrouds.
- Danny O'Shea: They've got your names on the back.
- Jake Berman: So the guys at the morgue can identify the bodies.”

Danny Pritchett - Tad Simpson
Rick Moranis - Danny O'Shea
Todd Bosley - Jake Berman

“- Mr. Furious: Why am I doing this, again?
- The Sphinx: When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack.
- Mr. Furious: And why am I wearing the watermelon on my feet?
- The Sphinx: I don't remember telling you to do that.”

Ben Stiller - Furious
Wes Studi - Sphinx

“- Brigitta: I think your dress is the ugliest one I ever saw!
- Kurt: Brigitta, you shouldn't say that!
- Brigitta: Why not? Don't you think it's ugly?
- Kurt: Of course, but Fraulein Helga's was ugliest.”
Angela Cartwright - Brigitta
Duane Chase - Kurt

“- Ed Tuttle: Ever wonder why people wear clothes?
- Rubin Farr: Nope.
- Ed Tuttle: But... well, look at it this way. Man's best friend is his apparel. Now, you start to dress for success, and you will score with the babes, and make the big bucks. You gotta admit that's true!”
Howard Hesseman - Ed Tuttle
Crispin Glover - Rubin Farr

“- Tamara: I'm not wearing any underwear.
- Dexter King: Is that, uh... is that... wise?
- Tamara: Screw wisdom! Who wants to be wise?
- Dexter King: The Dalai Lama, to name but one.”
Joanna Kanska - Tamara
Jeff Goldblum - Dexter King

“- Lou Peckinpaugh: Your husband's dead a little over an hour and you're already dressed in black? How long you had that outfit waiting in the closet?
- Georgia Merkle: You're wrong. I just bought it. There's an all-night widow shop at Fifth and Geary.”
Peter Falk - Lou Peckinpaugh
Marsha Mason - Georgia Merkle