Clothes quotes

“- Rose Morgan: Look at me, I'm a grown woman in a prom dress.
- Claire: Oh, please. You look adorable.
- Rose Morgan: Adorable? I look like an over-the-hill Barbie Doll.”

Barbra Streisand - Rose Morgan
Mimi Rogers - Claire

“- Kate Moseley: You are an immature asshole of the lowest order.
- Doug Dorsey: If it was forty below and that button meant the difference between a long satisfying life and a cold horrible death from hypothermia, I still wouldn't give you the satisfaction!”

Moira Kelly - Kate Moseley
D.B. Sweeney - Doug Dorsey

“- Aaron Levinsky: You look wonderful.
- Claudia Draper: You know what I use this dress for? For the ones who want to sit on Mommy's lap.”

Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Aaron Levinsky
Barbra Streisand - Claudia Draper

“- Mrs. Random: Why is he wearing your negligee?
- Susan Vance: Mark said that if he wants to wear a negligee, we have to let him wear a negligee.”

May Robson - Mrs. Random
Katharine Hepburn - Susan Vance

“- Paddy Button: Come back here and put your clothes on!
- Young Richard: I don't wanna wear my old britches!
- Paddy Button: It isn't proper to be running around naked all the time!”

Leo McKern - Paddy Button
Glenn Kohan - Young Richard

“When a straight man puts on a dress and gets his sexual kicks, he is a transvestite. When a man is a woman trapped in a man's body and has a little operation he is a Transsexual.”
Wesley Snipes - Noxeema

“- Clothing Store Woman: Have you ever had experience?
- Sean: With what?
- Clothing Store Woman: Women's clothes?
- Sean: What the fuck would I be doing with women's clothes? What do I look like a transvestite? I'm not no fucking transvestite, all right?”

Joyce Cohen - Clothing Store Woman
Devon Sawa - Sean

“Take off your clothes.”

Daniel Day-Lewis - Tomas

“- Val Goldman: Agador, why aren't you wearing your shoes?
- Agador: I do not wear the shoes... because... they make me fall down.”
Dan Futterman - Val Goldman
Hank Azaria - Agador

“- Jay Killian: Charlie, get some clothes on!
- Charlotte Chang: That's not what you said last night!”
Charles Bronson - Jay Killian
Jan Gan Boyd - Charlotte Chang

“- Heather Chandler: He used a real gun, they should throw his ass in jail.
- Veronica: He used blanks. All he did was ruin 2 pairs of pants, maybe not even that... can you bleach out urine stains?”
Kim Walker - Heather Chandler
Winona Ryder - Veronica

“Who's supposed to wear that? Some anorexic teenager? Some fetus? It's a conspiracy, I know it is! I've had enough. I'm leading a protest. I'm not buying another article of clothing until these designers come to their senses!”

Bette Midler - Brenda Morelli Cushman

“God, Jeanie, I don't know how you could even talk to that guy. I mean like, he looks like a... he could hypnotize you like a cobra or something you know, and the next thing you're out on the Boulevard and you're dressed like the Pointer Sisters.”

Marilyn Kagan - Madge

“- Salesman in Gentlemans Tailor: May I help you sir?
- Ramírez: I would like a set of clothes.
- Salesman in Gentlemans Tailor: Then why not, indeed... We're the oldest gentlemans tailor in Scotland.
- Ramírez: I've come to the right place. Since I am without a doubt the oldest gentleman in Scotland.”
Sir Sean Connery - Ramírez

“- Josie Geller: That'll teach me to wear white jeans after labor day.
- Gibby: I don't think you're supposed to wear white jeans after 1983.”
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller
Jordan Ladd - Gibby

“In business, we dress for the job we want, not the one we have.”
Kevin Dunn - Mr. Mercer

“- Girl in Park: Look, Dad. There's a bear.
- Father: No, Christine, that's a frog. Bears wear hats.”

Christine Nelson - Girl in Park
Jerry Nelson - Man in Park

“- Georgie Weiss: You're not a fruit?
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No, I'm all man. I even fought in WW2. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform.”
Mike Starr - Georgie Weiss
Johnny Depp - Ed Wood

“- Max Renn: That dress. It's very stimulating. And it's red. You know what Freud would've said about that dress.
- Nicki Brand: And he would've been right. I admit it. I live in a highly excited state of overstimulation.
- Max Renn: Listen, I'd really like to take you out to dinner tonight.”
James Woods - Max Renn
Debbie Harry - Nicki Brand

“- Nora Charles: I haven't any clothes.
- Nick Charles: Well, what's the difference? Saves you the trouble of packing. And I don't need anything in the world, darling, but you... and a toothbrush.”

Myrna Loy - Nora Charles
William Powell - Nick Charles

“- Captain Manzini: Here, try this on.
- Dodger: A dress?
- Captain Manzini: Only to western eyes. This is a dashiki, given to me by the great African leader Um-Tuh-Tuh, in gratitude for making his mother-in-law disappear.”

Anthony George Newley - Captain Manzini
Mackenzie Astin - Dodger

“- Sailor Ripley: Did I ever tell ya that this here jacket represents a symbol of my individuality, and my belief in personal freedom?
- Lula Fortune: About fifty thousand times.”
Nicolas Cage - Sailor Ripley
Laura Dern - Lula Fortune

“- Daulton Lee: Let me ask you now. These, these clothing. Would this be considered formal clothing for your country? Is this the average garb?
- Nigerian Diplomat: It's, er, garbage.”
Sean Penn - Daulton Lee
Leopoldo Francés - Nigerian Diplomat

“All dressed up and no place to go.”
Matthew Causey - Pondo

“- Harkin: What happens now?
- Sylvia Fonda: First we take off our clothes and then we fuck our brains out.”
Patrick Houser - Harkin
Shannon Tweed - Sylvia Fonda