Clothes quotes

“I’ll wager you anything you like that if American women stopped wearing brassieres your whole national economy would collapse overnight!”
Terry-Thomas - J. Algernon Hawthorne

“- Richie Green: I'm tellin' you, pop. The boy's awkward. Stupid old clothes, won't mess with no babes... People talk, you know.
- Mama Green: Richard, leave your brother alone.
- Richie Green: I can't help it if he's weird. You're weird, man! Really weird!”

Leo O'Brien - Richie Green
Esther Marrow - Mama Green

“God created little furry animals to be worn.”
Rachel Roberts - Simone

“- Ann Hogan: You ease up on him.
- Phil Weston: You just ease up there on your corduroy jacket.”
Rachael Harris - Ann Hogan
Will Ferrell - Phil Weston

“- Valo: He definitely doesn't wear the pants in that relationship.
- Falcone: Pants? He wears girls underwear.”
Bam Margera - Valo
Brandon DiCamillo - Falcone

“- Billy: You're gonna talk to me about style? You can't even dress yourself... look at that bow tie.
- Dewey Finn: Don't you be talkin' about my bow tie.”
Brian Falduto - Billy
Jack Black - Dewey Finn

“Ahoy polloi... where did you come from, a scotch ad?”

John F. Barmon Jr. - Spaulding Smails

“- Princess Ann: Why can't I sleep in pajamas?
- Countess Vereberg: Pajamas?
- Princess Ann: Just the top part. Did you know that there are people who sleep with absolutely nothing on at all?
- Countess Vereberg: I rejoice to say I do not.”
Audrey Hepburn - Princess Ann
Margaret Rawlings - Countess Vereberg

“- Diana Barrie: Oh, Christ, I hate getting dressed like this. Why is it I'm always perfectly comfortable as somebody else. I'd be perfectly happy going as Hedda Gabler.
- Sidney Cochran: Try Quasimodo.
- Diana Barrie: Try shutting up!”
Maggie Smith - Diana Barrie
Sir Michael Caine - Sidney Cochran

“- Steve Butabi: Oh my God, Doug. This is the most amazing place I've ever been.
- Richard Grieco: Guys, guys. This is the coat room. The club's in here.”
Will Ferrell - Steve Butabi
Richard Grieco - Richard Grieco

“- Francis Phelan: I'd like to buy this shirt from you. Will you take two bits for it?
- Rosskam: Why does a bum need a clean shirt?
- Francis Phelan: Clothes make the man, they say.
- Rosskam: Tidy bum. Sensitive, tidy bum I got on my wagon.”
Jack Nicholson - Francis Phelan
Hy Anzell - Rosskam

“- Gia Carangi: Where are you going?
- Linda: You don't have any clothes on.
- Gia Carangi: Don't change the subject.”
Angelina Jolie - Gia Carangi
Elizabeth Mitchell - Linda

“- Barfly: It's a nice dress.
- Ann Bishop Mullany: Thanks. I thought so, too.
- Barfly: Looks like a tablecloth.”
Steven Brill - Barfly
Andie MacDowell - Ann Bishop Mullany

“What was he wearing? Well, uh, let's see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes... Hmm? No, he's not retarded.”

Edward Andrews - Howard

“You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy.”
Jeremy Piven - James 'Droz' Andrews

“How much room do you need to sleep? Shoes. They need their space.”
Tomiko Fraser - Holly

“- Harry Lime: Why the hell did you take your shoes off?
- Marv Merchants: Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?”

Joe Pesci - Harry Lime
Daniel Stern - Marv Merchants

“I have never put on pantihose before, but it sounds dangerous.”
Héctor Elizondo - Joe

“- Becca: What are you wearing?
- Crawl: Cheek-chillers, you likes?
- Becca: I hates.”

Pauly Shore - Crawl
Carla Gugino - Rebecca Warner

“- Joseph Turner White: I may have to go to jail.
- Ann: I'll knit you a sweater.
- Joseph Turner White: I'm gonna be in there a long time.
- Ann: I'll knit you a jumpsuit.”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Joseph Turner White
Rebecca Pidgeon - Ann

“- Lieutenant William Bligh: I'm no longer surprised myself now that I see the example that's being set by my first officer. Just look at yourself, man, look at the way you're dressed. Come on, you're no better than one of these natives.
- Fletcher Christian Master's Mate: Well, at least I am no worse.
- Lieutenant William Bligh: Mr. Christian, I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Lieutenant William Bligh
Mel Gibson - Fletcher Christian Master's Mate

“- Lisa Houseman: But the coral shoes match that dress!
- Jake Houseman: This is not a tragedy. A tragedy is three men trapped in a mine, or police dogs used in Birmingham.
- Baby Houseman: Monks burning themselves in protest.”

Jane Brucker - Lisa Houseman
Jerry Orbach - Jake Houseman
Jennifer Grey - Baby Houseman

“- Tony Pino: Joe, you need some underwear.
- Joe McGinnis: Maybe later.”
Peter Falk - Tony Pino
Peter Boyle - Joe McGinnis

“Dress shabbily, they notice the dress. Dress impeccably, they notice the woman - Coco Chanel!”
Sigourney Weaver - Katherine Parker

“- Christopher Marshall: You're beautiful.
- Marisa Ventura: So are you.
- Christopher Marshall: Thank you for being here.
- Marisa Ventura: I only came to tell you that this, you and me, can't go anywhere beyond this evening. It just can't.
- Christopher Marshall: Well, then, you should've worn a different dress.”
Ralph Fiennes - Christopher Marshall
Jennifer Lopez - Marisa Ventura