Clothes quotes

“That is a great outfit. How much do clothes cost in 'The Matrix'?”
Allen Covert - Alex

“- Rick Sandford: I'd lend you my shirt, but I'm afraid it might rip.
- Troy Wedberg: That's because it's cheap... like your mother.”
James Van Der Beek - Rick Sandford
Chris Owen - Troy Wedberg

“- Joan Crawford: Take your shoes off. I just washed that floor.
- Greg Savitt: What about the socks?
- Joan Crawford: I can handle the socks.”
Faye Dunaway - Joan Crawford
Steve Forrest - Greg Savitt

“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.”
Groucho Marx - Captain Jeffrey Spaulding

- Johnny Storm: You know, don't look completely ridiculous in that dress.
- Susan Storm: Is that obnoxious brother talk for "You look kind of nice?".
Chris Evans - Johnny Storm
Jessica Alba - Susan Storm

“- David Seville: The taxi's gonna be here any minute, I'm not even packed. Has anyone seen my tie?
- Simon Seville: You're wearing it, Dave.
- David Seville: Thanks, Simon.”
Ross Bagdasarian Jr. - David Seville
Ross Bagdasarian Jr. - Simon Seville

“- Wladyslaw Szpilman: Please. I'm Polish. I'm not a German.
- Polish Soldier: Then why the fucking coat?
- Wladyslaw Szpilman: I'm cold.”

Adrien Brody - Wladyslaw Szpilman
Rafal Dajbor - Polish soldier

“- Stiggs: What do you, like, do?
- Pat Coletti: Basically, I drink. And I make a lot of money.
- Stiggs: I mean, what kind of work do you do, that you can do, really wasted?
- Pat Coletti: Hog couture, boys.
- Stiggs: Hog couture? How's that?
- Pat Coletti: I manufacture clothes for fat women.”
Neill Barry - Stiggs
Martin Mull - Pat Coletti

“- Nelson Moss: What are you doing?
- Sara Deever: Taking your shirt off.
- Nelson Moss: Why?
- Sara: So you can clean up.
- Nelson Moss: Why?
- Sara Deever: Because you smell like puppy pee.”
Keanu Reeves - Nelson Moss
Charlize Theron - Sara Deever

“These are garments, Mr. Cratchit. Garments were invented by the human race as a protection against the cold. Once purchased, they may be used indefinitely for the purpose for which they are intended.”
George C. Scott - Ebenezer Scrooge

“Those clothes and my clothes would look good on my floor.”
Ben Affleck - Bartender

“Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?”
Jean Harlow - Helen

- Purse Snatcher: Jesus, lady! All this for just a hand bag?
- Kevin Copeland: It's not "just" a hand bag. It's Prada!
Marshall Virtue - Purse Snatcher
Shawn Wayans - Kevin Copeland

“I walked all the way down that hall with one less piece of female attire... that is, if you consider a wig attire.”
Leslie Jordan - Earl 'Brother Boy' Ingram

“You kind of look like a combo Liberace meets Prince's mom. But it's groovy!”
Robert Downey Jr. - Leo Wiggins

“Ah, biker. I'm such an idiot.”

Paul Soter - Foster

“- Daryle: Think of all the clothes I could have bought in Europe!
- Billy: Ahh forget it. None of us speak European anyway...”
Julia Roberts - Daryle
Britta Phillips - Billy

“- President Andrew Shepherd: That's a little tight, Luce.
- Lucy Shepherd: It's supposed to be tight. It's supposed to make you look regal.
- President Andrew Shepherd: [sarcastically, jokingly] Is it supposed to cut off the blood flow to my face?”

Michael Douglas - President Andrew Shepherd
Shawna Waldron - Lucy Shepherd

“- Honey Horne: Take me, Garth!
- Garth Algar: Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket.”
Kim Basinger - Honey Horne
Dana Carvey - Garth Algar

“- Mitchell Goosen: [to Jack] Chill Bra.
- Augie: Did he just call you a piece of underwear?”
Shane McDermott - Mitchell Goosen
Jack Black - Augie

“He was dressed in his Sunday best, and his back collar stud was out. And there you have the Indian all over.”

Nigel Havers - Ronny

“- Darcy McGuire: You wore control-top pantyhose?
- Nick Marshall: Did you put a pair in the pink box?
- Darcy McGuire: And how did you look in them?
- Nick Marshall: Hot.”
Helen Hunt - Darcy Maguire
Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall

“I'm the owner of the pants you've been trying to get into for the past four years.”
Karen Kopins - Robin Pierce

“- Yabbo: Why are you wearing those clothes?
- Gremic: Oh, I know, his clothes are in the cleaners.
- Buddy: I bet his mom put him up to it.”
Max Perlich - Yabbo
Christian Jacobs - Gremic
Tony Hawk - Buddy

Imagine it, Joe, a priest wanting you to wear bonnets. I said, "No, Father. No bonnets. Not until you fork out the chocolates". Man, Joe, you should've seen the face on him.
Eamonn Owens - Francie Brady