Clothes quotes

“I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style!”
Josh Brolin - Brand

“Is there any boy in this class who thinks he's perfect? If so, raise your hands. Is there any boy here now who has money galore to be spending on shoes? Raise your hands. No. There are boys in this class who have no shoes at all and it's not their fault. It's not their shame. Our lord died shoeless! You don't see our lord hanging on the cross...” (continue)(continue reading)

“Linda, I want you wearing a bra to class. It's not going to change your grade.”

Jim Belushi - Rick Latimer

“Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?
[looks at Judge Smails, who's wearing the same hat]
Oh, it looks good on you though.”
Rodney Dangerfield - Al Czervik

“- Aboriginal Man: So... You actually make money by dressing up like a woman?
- Tick: Oh, sure. You can make a fine living in a pair of heels.”
Alan Dargin - Aboriginal Man
Hugo Weaving - Tick

“- Ned: Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.
- Matty: This is a blouse and a skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.
- Ned: You shouldn't wear that body.”
William Hurt - Ned Racine
Kathleen Turner - Matty Walker

“- Highway: Oo-rah. Strip off those t-shirts.
- Lance Corporal Fragatti: Huh?
- Highway: You'll all wear the same t-shirt or none at all.”
Clint Eastwood - Highway
Vincent Irizarry - Fragetti

“- Paul Bradford: Nice outfit.
- Gwen Rogers: Yeah, another Mestema original.”

Jeffrey Byron - Paul Bradford
Leslie Wing - Gwen Rogers

“I feel like I'm caught in a Trojan! A pleated Trojan! With fringe!”

Shelley Lee Long - Lucy Chadman

“That's a dress you wear to a hooker's wedding.”
Gina DeAngeles - Aunt Sofia

“Don't worry, 'cause I've been house trained.”

Giovanni Ribisi - Danny

“- Enid: 500.
- Angry Garage Sale Woman: You're crazy. It should be like $2.
- Enid: I was wearing that when I lost my virginity.
- Angry Garage Sale Woman: Well, why do I care about that?
- Enid: Well, why do you want it? I mean, it would look stupid on you anyway.
- Angry Garage Sale Woman: God! Fuck you!”

Thora Birch - Enid
Lauren Bowles - Angry Garage Sale Woman

“Now who says that clothes don't make the man? That's a well-dressed phone booth!”

Burt Reynolds - Billy Clyde Puckett

“- Mary Anne Meechum: Can you believe dad bought me this dress? He can be so childishly sentimental sometimes. Isn't this ridiculous?
- Ben Meechum: My darling, there's an enormous booger in your nose.”

Lisa Jane Persky - Mary Anne Meechum
Michael O'Keefe - Ben Meechum

“- Robert: I hate the fact that women do not give a shit how anything looks or sounds, as long as they can sing along with the lyrics. All right, I'm sorry - I get a little carried away sometimes. But you know what, I can say the exact same thing about women and their obsession with their shoes.
- Leila: That's a sexist comment.”
Rafer Weigel - Robert
Lori Lively - Leila

“- Merryweather: It looks awful.
- Flora: That's because it's on you, dear.”
Barbara Luddy - Merryweather
Verna Felton - Flora

“- Mel Horowitz: Do you know what time it is?
- Cher: A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, daddy.”
Dan Hedaya - Mel Horowitz
Alicia Silverstone - Cher

“- Austin: Those are skin tight. How do you get into those pants, baby?
- Felicity Shagwell: You can start by buying me a drink.”
Mike Myers - Austin Powers
Heather Graham - Felicity Shagwell

“- Aunt Aggie: Mother of God! You're wearin' my dead mother's dress!
- Young Frank: I washed my clothes for the big job.
- Aunt Aggie: What big job?
- Young Frank: Telegram boy at the post office.
- Aunt Aggie: If the post officer are taking on the likes of you, they must be in a desperate state.”
Pauline McLynn - Aunt Aggie
Joe Breen - Young Frank

“- Peanut: She wears a training bra.
- Jack Twiller: Why? So she can learn to do tricks with her tits?”
Aeryk Egan - Peanut
Chris Young - Jack Twiller

“- James Russell: You fuck up the suit, we've got a problem.
- Franklin Hatchett: Fuck the suit, we've already got a problem!”

Charlie Sheen - James Russell
Chris Tucker - Franklin Hatchett

“- Doris Murphy - 3rd Base: It don't fit you, Mae, it's too tight.
- Mae Mordabito: I don't plan on wearing it that long.
- Doris Murphy - 3rd Base: Oh. I don't know why you get dressed at all.”

Rosie O'Donnell - Doris Murphy - 3rd Base
Madonna - Mae Mordabito

“You wanna be in a band? I'll design the costumes!”

Marc Singer - Tom Sullivan

“You know I don't like to wear any underwear, don't you, Nick?”
Sharon Stone - Catherine Tramell

“- Irene Cara: Are you always dressed like that?
- Tyrone: [as Uncle Sam] No, last week I was the Statue of Liberty, but I couldn't get the crown on over my curlers.”
Herself - Irene Cara
Charlie Barnett - Tyrone