Clothes quotes

- Ashburn: Why don't you have your own phone?
- Mullins: What am I, the "Queen of England"?
- Ashburn: I don't know. Does the "Queen of England" only wear sweatpants?
Sandra Bullock - Ashburn
Melissa McCarthy - Mullins

“Rule number one: Keep your eye on the wire and have feet like a monkey. Rule number two: It's always good to wear underwear when you're up this high, otherwise you could attract a sizable crowd. That brings us to rule number three. Rule number three... what's rule number three? I always forget rule number three. Rule number one: eyes and feet,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Ed E. Carroll - The Thief

“It's the truth that you should never trust anybody who wears a bow tie. Cravat's supposed to point down to accentuate the genitals. Why'd you wanna trust somebody whose tie points out to accentuate his ears?”
John Michael Higgins - Doc Wilson

“- Tyler Gage: What? I'm not late
- Nora: You're not dress either. You can change at the back
- Tyler Gage: I can change here.
- Nora: I told you to bring tights
- Tyler Gage: Do I look like I own tights?
- Nora: Shoes?
- Tyler Gage: I move better with them”
Channing Tatum - Tyler Gage
Jenna Dewan Tatum - Nora Clark

“I only work in black and sometimes very, very dark grey.”
Will Arnett - Batman

“I don't wear pants at my house, I'm not wearing them in your house. Sorry.”

David Spade - Marcus Higgins

“Try blue, it's the new red!”

Sigourney Weaver - Ship's Computer

“- Billy Baird: You ok, mate?
- Luther Stickell: That punk put a hole in my Versace.”
John Polson - Billy Baird
Ving Rhames - Luther Stickell

“- Carey Mahoney: Thompson, why you do want to be a cop?
- Cadet Karen Thompson: I like to dress as a man.
- Carey Mahoney: Me too.”
Steve Guttenberg - Carey Mahoney
Kim Cattrall - Karen Thompson

“- Luigi: Isn't this a little bit feminine?
- Iggy: Yes, I know. It was my ex wife's.
- Mario: But you wear this stuff?
- Spike: Yes. On occasion, we have a... date.
- Mario: Who do you date, a canary?”

John Leguizamo - Luigi Mario
Fisher Stevens - Iggy
Bob Hoskins - Mario Mario
Richard Edson - Spike

“- Ilsa Lund: That was the day the Germans marched into Paris.
- Rick Blaine: Not an easy day to forget. I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue.
- Ilsa Lund: Yes. I put that dress away. When the Germans march out, I'll wear it again.”

Ingrid Bergman - Ilsa Lund
Humphrey Bogart - Rick Blaine

“- Winston Connelly: What have you got to wear?
- Tara Mitchell: All I've got is a tube-top and a mini-skirt.
- Winston Connelly: It's better than nothing!
- Tara Mitchell: Winston, tube-tops are out, and the mini-skirt is vinyl.”
Keanu Reeves - Winston Connelly
Lori Loughlin - Tara Mitchell

“- Doris: Oh, good, he didn't ask about the girdle.
- George Peters: What?
- Doris: The girdle!
- George Peters: Oh, great! Now he probably thinks I'm a homo!”

Ellen Burstyn - Doris
Alan Alda - George Peters

“- Esteban: What commands priests to wear such strange clothing?
- Bunny Wigglesworth: We are followers of Peter the Dressmaker. He was Christ's tailor.”
Ron Leibman - Esteban
George Hamilton - Bunny Wigglesworth

“You're dressed like for your first Communion.”

Lindsay Crouse - Anne Strieber

“You cannot wear white to a casual dinner. It's too dressy.”
Dustin Hoffman - Michael Dorsey

“Wait a minute... Do we have time for... a movie montage?”

Christina Applegate - Courtney Rockcliffe

“- Brenda Bradford: It's for you. I made it myself. Come on.
- Inspector Gadget: You made me a car? The only thing anybody's ever made me before is a sweater.”

Joely Fisher - Brenda
Matthew Broderick - Inspector Gadget

“I want to go out but everything that I own is beige.”
Susan Sarandon - Lavinia Kingsley

“No cop's gonna arrest a guy with a $600 suit on.”
Jim Bray - Bobby James

“- Mullins: What are those?
- Ashburn: Stop it, they're my Spanx. They hold everything together.
- Mullins: Why, what's gonna come popping out?
- Ashburn: Nothing, it just keeps everything where it's supposed to be.
- Mullins: Shit, like medically?”
Melissa McCarthy - Mullins
Sandra Bullock - Ashburn

“- Dwight: We're still missing the teenage love puppy and Steve the Pirate.
- Owen: Who's Steve the Pirate?
- Dwight: The only guy on our team that dresses like a pirate!
- Owen: Wait, there's a guy on our team who dresses like a pirate?”
Chris Williams - Dwight
Joel David Moore - Owen

“- Morgan Philip: But I think she might be a real princess!
- Robert Philip: Morgan honey, just because she has on a funny dress doesn't mean she's a princess.
She's a seriously confused woman who's fallen into our laps.”
Rachel Covey - Morgan Philip
Patrick Dempsey - Robert Philip

“- Allison French: I am mortified that you saw me with no clothes on.
- Everett Hitch: Oh, Allie, it was an incomparable pleasure.”
Renee Zellweger - Allison French
Viggo Mortensen - Everett Hitch

“Look what this fucking mutt did to my shoes.”

Robert De Niro - James Conway