Clothes quotes

“- Maggie Carpenter: Who makes these things?
- Peggy Flemming: Calm down. The veil is not attacking you.”

Julia Roberts - Maggie Carpenter
Joan Cusack - Peggy Flemming

“- Maura Ellis: We are on the way to a shelter to give people this party food.
- Brinda: Oh, is that why you're dressed like the homeless?”
Amy Poehler - Maura Ellis
Maya Rudolph - Brinda

“- Jack Cates: Class isn't something you buy. Look at you, you've got on a 500-dollar suit and you're still a low-life.
- Reggie Hammond: Yeah, but I look good.”
Nick Nolte - Jack Cates
Eddie Murphy - Reggie Hammond

“That's a high-temperature fabric adhesive liquid projector, based on simple dry-cleaning technology. You aim that at a guy, and I'll tell you something: his clothes get so tight he can't even breathe.”
Tom Waits - Doc Heller

“- Joe Miller: [after being propositioned] What, you think I'm gay?
- Young Man in Pharmacy: [confused] Aren't you?
- Joe Miller: [irritated, looks down at his clothes] Do I look gay to you?
- Young Man in Pharmacy: [looks down at his clothes] Do I look gay to you?”
Denzel Washington - Joe Miller
Andre B. Blake - Young Man in Pharmacy

“- Lisa Hines: What color is your dress?
- Donna Keppel: It's a champagne color. Then it's a little sexy.”
Dana Davis - Lisa Hines
Brittany Snow - Donna Keppel

“Thank the Lord and pass the biscuits, I finally have an actor to dress.”
Michael Siberry - Larry

“- Paul Shafer: Take off your blouse...
- Lena: [undresses, exposing a bra]
- Paul Shafer: Just what I though. Grey rags on the outside, the instruments of the harlot beneath.”
Michael Nyqvist - Paul Schäfer
Emma Watson - Lena

“Batman... Batman... Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a bat gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!”
Jack Nicholson - Joker

“- Mrs. Aaron: That shirt makes you look fat.
- James Aaron: That's because I am fat.
- Mrs. Aaron: You're not fat!
- James Aaron: If anything, I make the shirt look fat!”
Mina Kolb - Mrs. Aaron
Jeff Garlin - James Aaron

“I look like some cock-sucking faggot in this thing.”

Stephen Mendillo - Jim Ahern

- Eleanor "Nell" Vance: I love your boots.
- Theo: Oh, you do? Thanks! Prada; Milan, not New York. But they're killing me... Small price to pay for such savage kicks!
Lili Taylor - Nell
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Theo

“- Miles: Hey, what should I wear?
- Jack: I don't know, something casual but nice. They think you're a writer.”
Paul Giamatti - Miles
Thomas Haden Church - Jack

“Oh God, please take my eyes, but not the shirt!”

Russell Brand - Aldous Snow

“- Bumper: You are probably the grossest human being I have ever met.
- Fat Amy: You're no panty dropper yourself.”
Adam Devine - Bumper
Rebel Wilson - Fat Amy

“- Rayna Boyanov: The moment I saw you standing there in that abortion of a dress...
- Susan Cooper: Ah... Come on.”
Rose Byrne - Rayna Boyanov
Melissa McCarthy - Susan Cooper

“- Davey: Hey, Jelly Jugs, next time you're on my court, you better wear a bra, okay?
- Whitey: He was just kidding son, you got very nice boobs.”
Adam Sandler - Davey
Adam Sandler - Whitey

“- Ernie Souchak: Why ornithology?
- Nell Porter: I like the uniform.”
John Belushi - Ernie Souchak
Blair Brown - Nell Porter

“Since when does a hat have a mind of its own?”
Alan Young - Scrooge McDuck

“- The Wolf: Strip.
- Jules Winnfield: All the way?
- The Wolf: To your bare ass.
- Vincen Vegat: Is this necessary?
- The Wolf: Yes. You know what you guys look like?
- Jules Winnfield: What?
- The Wolf: Like a couple of guys who just blew off somebody's head!”

Harvey Keitel - The Wolf
Samuel L. Jackson - Jules Winnfield
John Travolta - Vincent Vega

“- Robert 'Bob' Spart: If you don't mind me asking, what kind of cabaret act do you do?
- Felicia: We dress up in women's clothes and parade around mouthing the words to other people's songs.”
Bill Hunter - Robert 'Bob' Spart
Guy Pearce - Felicia

“Am I wearing boxers? For future reference, I usually prefer briefs for their security and peace of mind. Going free-bird is not exactly ideal. I don't like it.”
Steve Carrell - Maxwell Smart

Why do I gotta look like something out of "Jungle Book" and you guys all get the nice Banana Republic stuff?
John Leguizamo - Pestario 'Pest' Vargas

“- Justin: Hey, you look nice.
- Martha: I'm dressed for a funeral.”
Ewen Bremner - Justin
Daisy Donovan - Martha

“- Charlie Carbone: It's a continent, Louis. He can go very far.
- Louis Booker: I know it's a continent. I read the book.
- Charlie Carbone: Did you happen to read the chapter on not putting your jacket on a wild animal?
- Louis Booker: No, but I did read the chapter on how an aborigine can kill a white man with a twig. Do you want to see that one?”

Jerry O'Connell - Charlie Carbone
Anthony Anderson - Louis Booker