Crime quotes

“- Jack Rhodes: I've got a job. Diamonds. A million dollars.
- Ferguson: What'a my share?
- Jack Rhodes: That is your share.
- Ferguson: I'm misbehavin'...”

Burt Reynolds - Jack Rhodes
Al Matthews - Ferguson

“You're going to eat a lot more fasolia beans, Billy Baby, before you taste - hamburger again. Cause you broke the law, man, and you got caught.”
Randy Quaid - Jimmy Booth

“Remember to keep that tin badge of yours in Washington - if ya come around here stickin' ya puss into our affairs, you'll get a belly full of this.”
Barton MacLane - Collins

“I believe in the notion that people are innocent until proven guilty. I believe in that notion because I choose to believe in the basic goodness of people. I choose to believe that not all crimes are committed by bad people. And I try to understand that some very, very good people do some very bad things.”
Richard Tiffany Gere - Martin Vail

“Under British law, singing badly is not a crime.”
Oscar James - Miguel

“- Bill Firpo: I'm tellin' ya, if I had a gun on me right now I'd go in there and take over that place.
- Dave Firpo: Bill, you wouldn't be angry if I were to tell you there might be guns in the trunk.”
Nicolas Cage - Bill Firpo
Jon Lovitz - Dave Firpo

“It's only money. What about criminal proceedings?”
Dan O'Herlihy - Old Man

“After a long day of crime fighting, I like to play a little basketball.”
Ron Fazio - The Toxic Avenger

“Arm your agents, and not just with revolvers. If these gangsters want to use machine guns, then give your special agents machine guns, shot guns, tear gas, everything else! This is war!”

Addison Richards - Bruce J. Gregory

“It's turned you into a coward. A man who denies his own conscience. A coward without the moral courage to prevent an atrocity. You offend me.”
Sir Patrick Stewart - Jean-Luc Picard

“We came to wreck everything, and ruin your life. God sent us.”

Leigh Russell - Sonny Jim

“I'm marshal here, but my authority ends at the edge of town. There's no one to fight the outlaws outside the township unless he's got nerve enough to do it on his own hook - like the Black Whip!”

Jack Kirk - Marshal Wetherby

“Here I am, sitting in the center of a lot of wealth, the escalation in crime couldn't be better, and I'm not turning a damn nickel on it!”
Jack Nicholson - Harry Bliss

“Sylvia Pincus. Big fat Jewish broad, had a little tiny husband. She chopped him up with an ax and mailed his pieces all over the country. I don't know what she was tryin' to prove.”
Chazz Palminteri - Cheech

“- Binx: Let's go to Vermont.
- Ophelia: We don't have enough gas to get out of Corpus.
- Binx: Then we'll steal it, we're outlaws, right?
- Billie Jean: No stealing, we may be outlaws but we're not thieves.
- Putter: I'm a hungry outlaw, where's breakfast?”
Christian Slater - Binx
Martha Gehman - Ophelia
Helen Slater - Billie Jean

“- Linda Ash: My father's brother was supposed to be a genius. I never met him, but everybody said he was brilliant.
- Lenny Weinrib: Really? What did he do?
- Linda Ash: He was a serial rapist. He spent his whole life in jail, but if he had gone straight, he might have been very good in math.”
Mira Sorvino - Linda Ash
Woody Allen - Lenny

“You let them close down the universities, you let them wipe out the best minds in the countries, you let them kill whoever they want, you let them wipe out the Catholic Church, you let them do it all because they aren't Commies! And that, Colonel, is bullshit!”

James Woods - Richard Boyle

“We live in a primitive time, don't we, Will? Neither savage nor wise. Half measures are the curse of it, any rational society will either kill me or put me to some use.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Dr. Hannibal Lecter

“Shady business do not make for sunny life.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“- Harry Lime: What's so funny? What are you laughing at? You did it again didn't you? You left the water running. What's wrong with you? Why do you do that? I told you not to do it.
- Marv Merchants: Harry, it's our calling card!
- Harry Lime: Calling card.
- Marv Merchants: All the great ones leave their mark. We're the wet bandits!”

Joe Pesci - Harry Lime
Daniel Stern - Marv Merchants

“- Raymond Blossom: You think I'm criminal?
- Dr. Eugene Sands: I think you're about as much of a criminal as I'm a doctor.
- Raymond Blossom: And you're a very good doctor.”
Timothy Hutton - Raymond Blossom
David Duchovny - Dr. Eugene Sands

“If we wanted something, we just took it. If anyone complained twice they got hit so bad, believe me, they never complained again.”
Ray Liotta - Henry Hill

“- James Bond: You break into the Bank of England via computer, and transfer the money electronically. Just minutes before you set off the GoldenEye, which erases any trace of the transactions. Ingenious.
- Alec Trevelyan: Thank you, James.
- James Bond: But still, it boils down to petty theft. In the end, you're just a bank robber. Nothing more...” (continue)(continue reading)
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond
Sean Bean - Alec Trevelyan

“Wanna know what's a crime? Whoever defaced that work of art by painting it that color... ought to have his ass removed.”
Clint Eastwood - Nick Pulovski

“Innocent men stay home nights. They don't hide in iceboxes. And they don't take dead bodies on boat rides.”
Donald MacBride - Police Detective Roberts