Crime quotes

“- Debbi: Duke, let's go do some crimes.
- Duke: Yeah. Let's go get sushi and not pay.”
Jennifer Balgobin - Debbi
Dick Rude - Duke

“When Bones finds out what you did, he's gonna take everything, including the sporty little hat you got on your head. And then most likely he'll shoot you, so you won't tell on him. Now, I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna hurt you. Now you got three hundred and ten thousand in the bag here. I'm gonna take the three hundred thousand that you...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Travolta - Chili Palmer

“There is no perfect justice! Innocent men die, evil men survive, no rules! All you can do is remember who you are. Don't lose yourself! That would be the real crime, whatever mistakes you might have made.”
Charlotte Rampling - Kate

“- Norman: Drunk. Second time this week. Drunk.
- Jeff Andrews: Is that a crime?
- Norman: Tourist season, it is. Rest of the year you can lay out on the sidewalks for all they care.”
Brian Johnson - Norman
Mark Arnott - Jeff

“I think sex is overrated, Dr. Taylor. Don't you? No, I guess not. You'd be out of a job, wouldn't you?”

Harry Dean Stanton - Max Cheski

“The state police cannot combat these criminals, neither can the city police. The law prohibits them from pursuing criminals across state lines.”

Addison Richards - Bruce J. Gregory

“- May: Where were we? Who knows, the mood might give you ideas!
- Donald: I've got an idea all right. But I think it's against the law.”
Claire Ginsberg - May
Jackie Vernon - Donald

“- Michael Corleone: My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a president or senator.
- Kay Adams: Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don't have men killed.
- Michael Corleone: Oh. Who's being naive, Kay?”

Al Pacino - Michael Corleone
Diane Keaton - Kay Adams

“- Detective Dolly: Nobody reported any gunshots.
- Paul Smecker: This is an Irish neighborhood. I'm surprised you even got a phone call.”

David Ferry - Detective Dolly
Willem Dafoe - Paul Smecker

“The way of the transgressors is fucking hard.”
Rhys Ifans - Jeremy Lewis

“- Brenner: What's worse than rape?
- Colonel Robert Moore: When you find that out... then you'll know everything, won't you?”

John Travolta - Paul Brenner
James Woods - Colonel Moore

“We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal pound me in the ass prison.”
David Herman - Michael Bolton

“- Insp. Walter Cobb: I can appreciate your feelings for McClane. But believe me, the jerk isn't worth it. He's stepped on so many toes in this department, by this time next month he's gonna be a security guard. His own wife wants nothing to do with him, and he's about two steps shy of becoming a full-blown alcoholic.
- John McClane: One step,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Larry Bryggman - Insp. Walter Cobb
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“For every event, there is a cause and effect. For every crime, a motive. And for every motive, a passion. The art of research is the ability to look at the details, and see the passion.”
Bill Pullman - Daryl Zero

“- Ira: The penalty for impersonating an officer is five years in prison.
- Harry: Maybe for you, white boy. Me, they hang.”

David Duchovny - Ira
Orlando Jones - Harry

“- Vincent: Do you want to know why we left New York? I robbed this old lady who lived next door to us.
- Roseanne: You did?
- Vincent: Yeah. Smashed up a bunch of stuff, got caught. They said I was walking the halls like a damaged little fucker.
- Roseanne: I think you still are.”
Vincent Kartheiser - Vincent
Monica Keena - Roseanne Skolnick

“- Terrance Paul Davidson: I never noticed before, but you really got nice eyes.
- Nick Beam: Shut up!
- Terrance Paul Davidson: But you do.
- Nick Beam: Let's get this over with, I can't believe I'm committing an armed robbery for two flashlights.”
Martin Lawrence - Terrance Paul Davidson
Tim Robbins - Nick Beam

“- Kate Wheeler: I'll make dinner.
- Terry Collins: I cook the dinners around here.
- Kate Wheeler: Sorry. Not familiar with the outlaw code.”
Cate Blanchett - Kate Wheeler
Billy Bob Thornton - Terry Collins

“Oh, I forgot to tell 'ya. I'm running blocker for 400 cases of illegal booze!”

Burt Reynolds - Bandit

“To be afraid, you gotta have a heart. I don't think I got one. I had that cut out of me a long time ago.”
James Cagney - Rocky Sullivan
Ann Sheridan

“- Ella Tate: I've been to jail, like I said.
- Weston Tate: On visit?
- Ella Tate: Yeah, I was visiting our daughter.
- Weston Tate: What?
- Ella Tate: Possession of firearms, malicious vandalism, breaking and entering, assault, violation of equestrian regulations...”
Kathy Bates - Ella Tate
James Woods - Weston Tate

“- Judge Dredd: There's a maniac loose in the city!
- Fergie: What a coincidence - there's one out here too!”
Sylvester Stallone - Judge Dredd
Rob Schneider - Fergie

“- Mrs. Bickerman: Murders and rapes in the city, people bomb planes, can the police stop 'em? No! But feed one little cow to a crocodile...
- Sheriff Hank Keough: You're gonna stay right here until the police show. You're under full house arrest.
- Mrs. Bickerman: Thank you, officer fuck-meat!”
Betty Marion White - Mrs. Delores Bickerman
Brendan Gleeson - Sheriff Hank Keough

“- Assistant at Bewitched: You're wanted on the set.
- Lucille: Honey, I'm wanted in seven states.”
Amanda Aday - Assistant at 'Bewitched'
Melanie Griffith - Lucille

“Look, all I can tell you is what I've already told Mister Beasley: none of us saw anything. It was just one of those things: Bluey Barnes was reading a magazine; Ambrose Hatcheson was taking a piss; Johnny Price was washing his hands; Jimmy Loughnan was watching a bullant crawl across the table, and I was watching Jimmy watching the bullant.”
Eric Bana - Mark Brandon 'Chopper' Read