Deceit quotes

“I will allow you to live as long as you serve me. Betray me, and I will joyfully send you back to rot in hell.”
Richard Lynch - Cromwell

“One cannot be betrayed if one has no people.”
Pete Postlethwaite - Kobayashi

“- Dan Dreiberg: I'm not the one still hiding behind a mask.
- Rorschach: No. You're hiding in plain sight.”
Patrick Wilson - Dan Dreiberg
Jackie Earle Haley - Rorschach

“I am not stupid. Heh, heh. I just enjoy giving the appearance of being stupid. You see, from an early age I've reveled in the appearance of stupidity which is given me a great deal of time to think. So I been thinking... No more TV. No more TV dinners. If you like, no more baseball.”
Gary Busey - The Ballplayer

“- Obi-Wan Kenobi: You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the force... not leave it in darkness!
- Anakin Skywalker: I hate you!
- Obi-Wan Kenobi: You were my brother, Anakin! I loved you!”
Ewan McGregor - Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi
Hayden Christensen - Anakin Skywalker

“- Bagheera: Come on, Mowgli. Let's be on our way.
- Mowgli: But I'm helping Baloo get ready for hibernation.
- Bagheera: Bears don't hibernate in the jungle.
- Baloo: Not full hibernation, but I nap a lot.”
Ben Kingsley - Bagheera
Neel Sethi - Mowgli
Bill Murray - Baloo

“We have no interest in a milkshake that contains no milk.”
Nick Offerman - Dick McDonald

“We Russians do not deceive each other!”

Arkady Zersky - Kuybyshev

“Master Wayne, since the age of seven you've been into the art of deception like Mozart to the harpsichord, but you've never been too hot at lying to me.”
Jeremy Irons - Alfred

“- Benji Dunn: Let me guess. Presumed dead?
- Ethan Hunt: Well tonight, I just made it official.”
Simon Pegg - Benji Dunn
Tom Cruise - Ethan Hunt

“Some of the most successful relationships are based on lies and deceit. Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a logical place to start.”
Nicolas Cage - Yuri Orlov

“I dressed her son up like a girl, and invited him to play with me.”

Rodney Dangerfield - Chester Lee

It's a fine ID, it'll... it's gonna work. It's passable, okay? This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you, Fogell. This guy is either gonna think “Here's another kid with a fake ID” or “Here's McLovin, a 25 year-old Hawaiian organ donor”. Okay?

Michael Cera - Evan

“- President Snow: Oh, make no mistake, she intends to take my place now. But... I've been watching you. And you watching me. I'm afraid we've both been played for fools.
- Katniss Everdeen: I don't believe you.
- President Snow: Oh, my dear Miss Everdeen. I thought we'd agreed never to lie to each other.”

Donald Sutherland - President Snow
Jennifer Lawrence - Katniss Everdeen

“- Sam: Where are the police?
- Darcy Banker: They've come and gone, got a little complicated. Gentlemen, you're trapped. Things have gone south. It won't end well.”
Alia Shawkat - Sam
Sir Patrick Stewart - Darcy

“We live in an age when many are made fools and many are deceived.”
Polly Walker - Celia

“- Wilee: Who are you, man?
- Bobby Monday: I'm the guy you don't fuck with.”
Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Wilee
Michael Shannon - Bobby Monday

“- Luther: I watch, I look, I listen. I'm watching you now.
- Jack Ramsay: Right. What's on your mind, Luther?
- Luther: You're standing by the desk punching buttons on the console, trying to trace this call, which won't do shit! Because I'm calling from a mobile phone. Now you're looking around... Now you're cupping your hand over the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Gene Simmons - Luther
Tom Selleck - Jack Ramsay

“Don't play games with me, Holmes! You're running with the foxes, and you know their colors well!”
Anthony Quayle - Sir Charles Warren

“You're the most deceitful, horrible, sinful creature I ever saw, and I don't ever want to have anything to do with you again.”

Judy Garland - Esther Smith

“The government's been in bed with the entire telecommunications industry since the forties. They've infected everything. They get into your bank statements, computer files, email, listen to your phone calls... Every wire, every airwave. The more technology used, the easier it is for them to keep tabs on you. It's a brave new world out there. At...” (continue)(continue reading)
Gabriel Byrne - Brill

- Miss Ungermeyer: What's your name?
- David “Gordo” Gordon: David Gordan.
- Miss Ungermeyer: David Gordan. I think that's Italian for “sneaky little brown noser with a hidden agenda”.
Alex Borstein - Miss Ungermeyer
Adam Lamberg - David “Gordo” Gordon

“- Caroline Lane: The woman you thought was a guest on this floor is the maid on this floor. Aren't you Marisa?
- Christopher Marshall: No. Wait, her name is Caroline.
- Caroline Lane: No, Chris, darling, that's my name. She steals clothes, identities...
- Christopher Marshall: What the hell's happening here?”

Natasha Richardson - Caroline Lane
Ralph Fiennes - Christopher Marshall

Basically, this place is to crocodiles what "Goldman Sachs" is to pricks with skinny ties.
Ben Affleck - Ivan Block

“I'm just gonna put it simply, gentlemen. Would you consider betraying the man for whom you've worked ten years in exchange for - how do you say this - just a shitload of money?”

Jeffrey Tambor - Vance Crasswell