Deceit quotes

“- Natalia: When I parted from Krokov, I promised myself I would never love again a man of deception. But now I know there is deception and deception...
- Woody Wilkins: I don't understand...
- Natalia: But I do.”

Barbara Carrera - Natalia
Michael Crawford - Woody Wilkins

“- Wanda: He's like my third husband, he should rest in peace.
- Oscar Madison: How do you know he's dead? Maybe he's just bluffing.”
Rebecca Schull - Wanda, the Vixen
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison

“- Natalya Simonova: On the train, when you told him to kill me, and that I meant nothing to you, did you mean it?
- James Bond: Yes. Basic rule: always call their bluff.”
Izabella Scorupco - Natalya Simonova
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“Kermit was right! You're a phony. You're a phony! Yes, you are! And you know what, you can't even sing! Your voice was dubbed!”

Frank Oz - Miss Piggy

“- Simon Seville: I can't believe you decieved Miss Miller for a package of Tutti Frutti, Theodore.
- Theodore Seville: Two packages!”
Ross Bagdasarian Jr. - Simon Seville
Janice Karman - Theodore Seville

“- Grady: Wait a minute! Paper wraps rock, doesn't it?
- Burt Gummer: Paper always wraps rock.
- Grady: Damn!”

Chris Gartin - Grady Hoover
Michael Gross - Burt Gummer

“You tried to capitalize but I caught you, you fuck! Yeah, I can beat you. Not forever, but I've got this cabin rigged to beat you now!”

Devon Sawa - Alex Browning

"I don't want to try to be loved anymore. I don't want to be scared anymore. Or to kill anymore. I don't want to kill anymore. I... don't want to be alone anymore. I don't want to be anything anymore. I don't need a reason to kill myself. I need a reason not to. There isn't one". You don't want to say anything special to anyone? Okay, "Allison... (continue)(continue reading)

Jennifer Jason Leigh - Hedra Carlson

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Jason Patric - Michael
Dianne Wiest - Lucy
Corey Haim - Sam
Barnard Hughes - Grandpa

“- Martin: Are you an aficionado of flamenco dancing?
- McQueen: I was until I found out Jose Greco was born in Brooklyn!”
Robert Loggia - Connie Martin
Burt Reynolds - Det. Logan McQueen

“- Jeanne: Why do you hate women?
- Paul: Because either they always pretend to know who I am, or they pretend I don't know who they are, and that's very boring.”
Maria Schneider - Jeanne
Marlon Brando - Paul

“- Eddie Souther: Nice church, huh?
- Deloris: Yes, very nice. Look, what am I gonna be? Quasimodo in the belfry? What is this?
- Eddie Souther: I want you to stay here for a while.
- Deloris: Where?
- Eddie Souther: In the convent. It's the safest place in the world. You think Vince is gonna look for you in a convent?”

Bill Nunn - Eddie Souther
Whoopi Goldberg - Deloris

“- Bart Mancuso: Mr. Ryan...
- Jack Ryan: He's defecting.
- Bart Mancuso: And he can't change his mind?
- Jack Ryan: He's not going to change his mind.
- Bart Mancuso: Are you willing to bet your life on that?”
Scott Glenn - Bart Mancuso
Alec Baldwin - Jack Ryan

- Yellowbeard: Betrayin's all part of piratin'. If you don't know that you're not even close to being a pirate, "Prawn of my loins", my foot!
- Dan: What?
- Yellowbeard: You're either born a pirate or not! It's in the blood Dan, and it's not in your blood or you'd have betrayed me long ago!
Graham Arthur Chapman - Yellowbeard
Martin Hewitt - Dan

“Don't you understand what he did? He did the identical crime eighteen months before he murdered his wife! He knew it would get him off the hook! He knew Bobby Slade was seeing his wife! That's why he did the first crime in Santa Cruz! He threw us Bobby Slade as a suspect! He picked that woman very carefully! He knew she played tennis with Slade!...” (continue)(continue reading)

Peter Coyote - Thomas Krasny

“You can't rewrite, 'cause to rewrite is to deceive and lie, and you betray your own thoughts. To rethink the flow and the rhythm, the tumbling out of the words, is a betrayal, and it's a sin, Martin, it's a sin.”

Nicholas Campbell - Hank

“How do you know that my dimwitted inexperience isn't merely a subtle form of manipulation, used to lower people's expectations, thereby enhancing my ability to effectively manuever within any given situation?”
David Arquette - Dewey Riley

“- Elliot Carver: Mr. Jones, are we ready to release our new software?
- Philip Jones: Yes, sir. As requested, it's full of bugs, which means people will be forced to upgrade for years.
- Elliot Carver: Outstanding.”
Jonathan Pryce - Elliot Carver
Rolf Saxon - Philip Jones

“- Capt. Elisabeth Campbell: Psychological Operations. I teach there.
- Brenner: What do you teach?
- Capt. Elisabeth Campbell: Mostly we fuck with people's minds.”
Leslie Stefanson - Elisabeth Campbell
John Travolta - Paul Brenner

“A tree. When I paint one, it sets everyone on edge. It's because there's someone or something hidden behind that tree. I can't help painting what's hidden behind things. To me a swimmer is already a drowned man.”

Robert Le Vigan - Le peintre

“- Buscemi: Suddenly they got very interested in who you were. So, I laid the story down nice and thick.
- El Mariachi: How thick?
- Buscemi: Well, pretty thick, I told 'em you were the biggest Mexican I've ever seen...”
Steve Buscemi - Buscemi
Antonio Banderas - El Mariachi

“- Captain Coldshank: Your cover is you're renting the judge's house for a month of vacation.
- Chris Lecce: As what?... friends or lovers?”

Dan Lauria - Captain Coldshank
Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Chris Lecce

“Bastards, they attacked us while we were at prayer. It's like Pearl Harbor.”
Robin Williams - Leslie Zevo

“- Lucy Honeychurch: Mother is calling, I have got to go. They trust me.
- Mr. Emerson: Why should they, when you deceived everyone, including yourself?”
Helena Bonham Carter - Lucy Honeychurch, Miss Bartlett's cousin and charge
Denholm Elliott - Mr Emerson, an English tourist