Eating quotes

“- Jamie Harris: We were going out that night. They said I could pick any restaurant in the whole world I wanted to go to. I was nine years old. I picked McDonald's.
- Franny Philips: I love McDonald's.”

Jeremy Levy - Jamie Harris
Trini Alvarado - Franny Philips

“- Florinda: Do you know he only makes love to me 12 times a year?
- Don Diego Vega: Well, once a month is not so bad.
- Florinda: No, he makes love to me 12 times in one night and then, zip, nothing!
- Don Diego Vega: Tell me, on that one night, does he eat anything special? Oysters? Raw eggs?
- Florinda: Garlic. A lot of garlic.”

Brenda Vaccaro - Florinda
George Hamilton - Don Diego Vega

“- Hector Cyr: Let's not overlook the fact that he didn't eat me.
- Jack Wells: 'Cause he just ate a cow, stupid!”

Oliver Platt - Hector Cyr
Bill Pullman - Jack Wells

“- Eddie: You just tried to take a bite out of my arm!
- Johnny: I'm sorry, Eddie. It was just gonna be a little bite.”
Danny Zorn - Eddie
Andrew Lowery - Johnny

“- Remy: What are you eating?
- Emile: I don't really know. I think it was some sort of wrapper once.
- Remy: What? No! You're in Paris now, baby! My town! No brother of mine eats rejecta-menta in my town!”
Patton Oswalt - Remy
Peter Sohn - Emile

“- Jack: How you can sit there eating muffins when we're in this terrible trouble, I can't make out! It seems to me to be perfectly heartless...
- Algy: I can hardly eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs.”
Colin Firth - Jack
Rupert Everett - Algy

“- Nick Frescia: Let's not talk about my business, or his business or your business.
- Jo Ann: That leaves us nothing to talk about.
- Nick Frescia: Let's eat.”
Kurt Russell - Frescia
Michelle Pfeiffer - Jo Ann

“You know, Josh, in primitive societies, after they sever the umbilical cord, they eat the placenta in a ritualistic ceremony. Want a bite?”

John Cusack - Ivan Alexeev

“- Phil: In case we don't make it and I die first... eat me.
- Mitch: Eat you? I don't even like talking to you on the phone.”
Daniel Stern - Phil Berquist
Billy Crystal - Mitch Robbins

“- Doug von Horne: Ernie, you want a doughnut?
- Ernie Fortunato: I'd rather have the money instead!”
Jerry Reed - Doug von Horne
Dom DeLuise - Ernie Fortunato

“- Roper's Manager: You got stop eatin' this stuff and be in some kind of shape!
- James 'The Grim Reaper' Roper: Oh, I'm in shape! I'm round!”
Albert Hall - Roper's Manager
Damon Wayans - James 'The Grim Reaper' Roper

“I want to eat your smile, your smile is so beguiling. If I could eat your smile, I'd be smiling.”

Ron Kurowski - The Creature

“- Adam: I still don't know where my underpants are.
- Nelson: Why? What happened to 'em?
- Adam: I think they ate 'em.”
Perry Lang - Adam
David Knell - Nelson

“- Josie Hemphill: This meat here... was it one of our cattle?
- John Hemphill: Sure! You remember Buster?
- Josie Hemphill: Buster? We're eatin' Buster?
- Mrs. Hemphill: Now Josie, at least eat your vegetables.
- Josie Hemphill: I'm turnin' vegetarian, I swear. At least carrots don't have names!”

Ashley Johnson - Josie Hemphill
Eddie Mills - John Hemphill
Lashawn McIvor - Mrs. Hemphill

“- Dr. Jerome Davenport: Are you hungry, sailor?
- Antwone Fisher: I could eat, sir.”
Denzel Washington - Dr. Jerome Davenport
Derek Luke - Antwone Fisher

“- Emile: Why are you walking like that?
- Remy: I don't want to constantly have to wash my paws. Did you ever think about how we walk on the same paws that we handle food with? You ever think about what we put into our mouths?
- Emile: All the time.
- Remy: Ugh, when I eat, I don't want to taste everywhere my paws have been.”
Peter Sohn - Emile
Patton Oswalt - Remy

“- Marty: You guys look hungry. How would you like some of nature's goodness?
- Gloria: You have food?
- Marty: One Fun Side special, coming up. Seaweed on a stick.
- Alex: Seaweed?
- Marty: On a stick. Don't love it 'till you try it.”
Chris Rock - Marty
Jada Pinkett Smith - Gloria

“Those things are always waiting on something to die, so they can eat it, right? Weird... what a weird job.”

Billy Bob Thornton - Jacob

“I want to eat your face, it could just be so yummy. I'd like to have your face, in my tummy.”

Ron Kurowski - The Creature

“Billy, you've got to stop eating like that. I want you to stop digging your grave with a spoon and fork.”
Lucinda Jenney - Heidi Halleck

“- Larry: What you gettin'?
- Frank Pierce: I'm not hungry.
- Larry: Oh yeah, you don't eat food.
- Frank Pierce: I eat, I just haven't had coffee yet.
- Larry: Coffee and whiskey, lucky you ain't dead with that diet.”
John Goodman - Larry
Nicolas Cage - Frank Pierce

“- Rosaleen: Jesus, what big teeth you have!
- Huntsman: All the better to eat you with.”

Sarah Patterson - Rosaleen
Micha Bergese - Huntsman

- Eric Knox: So where we going, "House of Pancakes" or "The Sizzler"?
- Vivian Wood: What are you, the cheapest man on the planet?
Sam Rockwell - Eric Knox
Kelly Lynch - Vivian Wood

“The hounds are hungry! It's feeding time at the fucking zoo!”
Craig Conway - Sol

“You want to talk? Take a walk. You want to eat? Take a seat.”
Jan Stratton - Waitress