Eating quotes

“- John Bender: Sushi?
- Claire Standish: Rice, raw fish, and seaweed.
- John Bender: You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth, and you're going to eat that?
- Claire Standish: Can I eat?
- John Bender: I don't know. Give it a try.”
Judd Nelson - John Bender
Molly Ringwald - Claire Standish

“Meat's meat, and a man's gotta eat.”

Rory Calhoun - Vincent Smith

“What? Cat got your tongue or did you eat that for breakfast too?”

David Spade - Dickie Roberts

“I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.”
Steven Alexander Wright

“- Annoying Lady: Don't we get any cake? Who has coffee without cake?
- Dylan: I don't know... skinny people!”
Paula J. Newman - Annoying Lady
Breckin Meyer - Dylan

“You might wanna try skipping a meal every now and then. Somewhere there's a small country going hungry.”

James Woods - John Moss

“- Maggie: That's too bad. I wanted you to try my chili. It's pretty hot.
- Dudley Frank: No, I'll try it. I like your kind of hot. Chili, chili hot. Food hot. That's the hot I want to kiss. Eat.”
Marisa Tomei - Maggie
William H. Macy - Dudley Frank

“- Derek: You mess with my nut, Brennan, Randy here is gonna eat your dick.
- Randy: Like Kobayashi. [makes eating noise]
- Derek: I've seen him do it.
- Brennan Huff: You've actually seen him eating a man's penis?
- Derek: It was in international waters, so they couldn't prosecute him. But I saw it.”
Adam Scott - Derek
Rob Riggle - Randy
Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff

“Americans just simply don't understand picnics!”
Maggie Smith - Lady Hester Random

“Am I just eating because I'm bored?”

Jim Carrey - Grinch

“- Simba: Man, I'm stuffed.
- Pumbaa: Me, too. I ate like a pig.
- Simba: Pumbaa, you are a pig.”
Matthew Broderick - Simba
Ernie Sabella - Pumbaa

“- Wade: Why would you eat my leg, man? I can teach you how to fish; just go fishing.
- Richie: I don't eat fish.”
Jonathan Sadowski - Wade
Ben Feldman - Richie

“Do you have any idea how college faculty members eat? On what we get paid, a free meal is like honey to a bear to these people! They're going to want to eat enough to hibernate on! They're animals!”
Dan Aykroyd - Clifford Skridlow

“Meat eaters, sir, are drowning in a tide of gore. What is a sausage? A sausage is an indigestible balloon of decayed beef, riddled with tuberculosis. Eat and die! For I have seen many a repentant meat glutton his body full of uric acid and remorse, his soul adrift on the raft in the ocean of poisonous slime, sloshin' against the walls of the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Dr. John Harvey Kellogg

“- Scar: Life's not fair, is it? You see, I... well, I shall never be king. And you... shall never see the light of another day. Hmm-hmm-hmm, adieu.
- Zazu: Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your food?”

Jeremy Irons - Scar
Rowan Atkinson - Zazu

“Hearty fare breeds hearty people, haute cuisine breeds degenerates.”
John Kavanagh - Emmett Linscott

“- Doug Kinney: We're gonna eat a dolphin!
- Doug Kinney: Hey! Lenny. You're not gonna eat a dolphin pal, you're gonna pet one.”
Michael Keaton - Doug Kinney
Michael Keaton - Doug Kinney

“- Det. Billy Rosewood: Wow. You know, it says here that by the time the average American is fifty, he's got five pounds of undigested red meat in his bowels.
- Sgt. Taggart: Why are you telling me this? What makes you think I have any interest in that at all?
- Det. Billy Rosewood: Well, you eat a lot of red meat.”
Judge Reinhold - Det. Billy Rosewood
John Ashton - Sgt. Taggart

“- Richie: I get it, though, dude. You do what you gotta do to survive, you know? If we were all out here starving to death and you were... and you were dead, I'd eat your leg.
- Amanda: That's really sweet.”
Ben Feldman - Richie
America Olivo - Amanda

“- Diane Hopper: Look, Romeo and Juliet. That's love. He... he took poison for her! What have you ever done for me?
- Elliot Hopper: Ate the Spaghetti-Os.”
Kimberly Russell - Diane Hopper
Bill Cosby - Elliot Hopper

“I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti.”

Jim Carrey - Lloyd Christmas

“- Anna Scott: Wait, what about me?
- Max: Sorry, you think you deserve the brownie?
- Anna Scott: Well a shot at it at least huh?
- William Thacker: Well, you'll have to fight me for it, this is a very good brownie.”

Julia Roberts - Anna Scott
Tim McInnerny - Max
Hugh Grant - William Thacker

“To eat good food is to be close to God.”
Tony Shalhoub - Primo

"He's three-years-old, gentle as a kitten, and likes dogs". I wonder whether Mark means that he eats dogs or is fond of them?

Katharine Hepburn - Susan Vance

“If you don't care what folks says about dis family I does! I is told ya and told ya that you can always tell a lady by the way she eat in front of folks like a bird.”
Hattie McDaniel - Mammy - House Servant