Eating quotes

“I noticed the other morning you didn't order any breakfast. I wasn't sure if that was because you weren't a breakfast eater... or becuase you thought I was gonna kill you.”

Christian Slater - Lewis Farrell

“Remarkable boy. I do admire your courage. I think I'll eat your heart.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Dr. Hannibal Lecter

“That's why we diet, dear. So we can eat at social events and not upset the other guests!”
Pat Sturges - Racine Gibson

“With one week to go before the pageant, I was finishing my outfit, rehearsing my talent, brushing up on current events, and running 18 miles a day on about 400 calories. I was ready.”
Alexandra Holden - Mary Johanson

“- Colt: I'm Colt because I'm fast, he's Rocky because he's solid and he's Tum Tum because he'll eat anything.
- Tum Tum: I won't eat dog poop.”
Max Elliott Slade - Colt
Chad Power - Tum Tum

“I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.”

Denis Colin Leary - Diego

“Just so you know, you're not eating inside. Number one: they hang people 'round here for taking in deserters. Number two: even if they gave out prizes you'd still eat outside.”

Renee Zellweger - Ruby Thewes

“- Steve Wozniak: I can't eat like you do. Eatin' fruit all the time? That's weird.
- Steve Jobs: It's not weird. It's pure.”
Joey Slotnick - Steve Wozniak
Noah Wyle - Steve Jobs

“I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.”

John Barry Humphries - Bruce

“Oh, look honey, our boy's a genius! He's rigged a pulley system so he can eat sausage and work on his stupid drawings.”
Rip Torn - Jim Brody

- Chiun: It would be better for you to eat this can than what is inside of it. Why must everything in this country be coated with monositi... monosoti...
- Remo Williams: Monosodium glutamate. You can't even say it.
- Chiun: I can say "rat droppings". That does not mean I want to eat them.
Joel Grey - Chiun
Fred Ward - Remo Williams

“- Gord Brody: Why do you guys always have roast beef?
- Jim Brody: Boo-hoo. Little Lord Fauntleroy's tummy hurts because there's too much roast beef in it.
- Gord Brody: It's just boring.
[opens bag, pulls out a chicken sandwich]
- Gord Brody: I'm eating a chicken sandwich.”
Tom Greening - Gord Brody
Rip Torn - Jim Brody

- Alex Furlong: How the hell do you eat river rat?
- Eagle Man: Well, first you gotta cut off the head and the tail, and then you gut it. Then it's all a matter of the sauce. You don't just plop down a rodent on a plate and say "Here's your river rat, would you like red wine or white with 'em?". Not that there's any wine around here anyway.
Emilio Estevez - Alex Furlong
Frankie Faison - Eagle Man

“- Wolf: I get the feeling you still don't completely trust me.
- Virginia Lewis: I don't trust you at all! You tried to eat my grandmother.”
Scott Cohen - Wolf
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Virginia Lewis

“The only fish I wanna see is on a plate with a piece of lemon.”
Harold Perrineau - Henry

“Nothing comes between a pregnant lady and a meal.”
Rene Russo - Lorna Cole

“Sixteen years of marriage and my wife still won't eat Chinese food. It's crazy, especially since we met in a Chinese restaurant.”
Jack Warden - Judge Francis Rayford

“As the Japanese servants cleared away the remnants of Swift's gourmet meal, he and the girl exchanged sparkling repartee. His turn of phrase clearly had her entranced.”

Tom Selleck - Phil Blackwood

“If ya don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding! How can ya have any pudding if ya don't eat ya meat?”

Alex McAvoy - Teacher

“Potatoes are what we eat!”
Erika Carlsson - Khorsa

“- Receptionist: Go sign the duplicate and come back after lunch.
- Clooney: I'm not having lunch.
- Receptionist: Well, I am.”
Joan Shawlee - Receptionist
Jack Lemmon - Victor Clooney

“- Lloyd Christmas: You know, you're the first person I ever brought here, Harry.
- Harry Dunne: Is this your special place?
- Lloyd Christmas: No, I just usually eat in the crapper. Yeah. Saves time. Out with the old, in with the new.”
Eric Christian Olsen - Lloyd Christmas
Derek Richardson - Harry Dunne

“Life's true pleasures are so unpredictable. I'd say cherish the moment for it is. Observe your food, smell it, touch it, put your mind into it, and you're finally ready, consume it slowly.”
Rutger Hauer - Thomas Burns

“- Clarice Starling: Most serial killers keep some sort of trophies from their victims.
- Dr. Hannibal Lecter: I didn't.
- Clarice Starling: No. No, you ate yours.”
Jodie Foster - Clarice Starling
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Dr. Hannibal Lecter

“- Karl the Giant: I don't want to eat you. I just get so hungry. I'm just too big.
- Ed Bloom - Young: Did you ever think that maybe you're not too big, but maybe this town is just too small?”
Matthew McGrory - Karl the Giant
Ewan McGregor - Ed Bloom - Young