Eating quotes

“I don't care for caviar, I make it a policy never to eat something a fish deposits in a riverbed.”
Ed O'Neill - Dutch Dooley

“You ain't shit. You’re just like your daddy. You don't do shit, and you never gonna amount to shit. All you do is eat, sleep, and shit.”
Tyra Ferrell - Mrs. Baker

“- Maître d': We often color the potatoes to match the colors of the wedding.
- Donna: Oh, yeah?
- Maître d': But with rainbow, you can go with anything. Might I suggest a pale blue?
- Michael: Wait a minute, wait a minute - did you say blue mashed potatoes?
- Maître d': Yes.
- Michael: No, we're not having blue mashed potatoes at this wedding.
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Donald Berman - Maître d'
Annabella Sciorra - Donna
Ron Eldard - Michael

“I'm sorry, what was the question? I was distracted by the half-masticated cow rolling around in your wide-open trap.”

Sir Michael Caine - Victor Melling

“Must've been someone he ate.”

Bob Hope - Fearless Hubert Frazier

“This is such a wonderful dinner, Mother. How do you find the time?”

Jean Louisa Kelly - Tia Russell

“- Hary Sultenfuss: Hey, you're not eating your meatloaf.
- Shelly Sultenfuss: If I eat it I'll throw up.
- Hary Sultenfuss: Well you should at least try a little bit.
- Shelly Sultenfuss: Then I'll throw up a little bit.”
Dan Aykroyd - Harry Sultenfuss
Jamie Lee Curtis - Shelly Sultenfuss

“Just eat me now and please make it fast, I have a low threshold for pain.”

Nathan Lane - Timon

“- John Billings: I say we drink the wine, eat the dogs, and use the paper for musket wading.
- Reverend Oliver: [alarmed] Eat the dogs?
- Benjamin Martin: [going along with John Billings' joke] A dog is a fine meal.”
Leon Rippy - John Billings
Rene Auberjonois - Reverend Oliver
Mel Gibson - Benjamin Martin

“- Sara Crewe: Look! Just what we ordered!
- Becky: I'm a little scared about all of this.
- Sara Crewe: Me too. Do you think we shouldn't eat it?
- Becky: I'm not that scared!”

Liesel Matthews - Sara Crewe
Vanessa Chester - Becky

“- George Henderson: He walked into our kitchen and was eating out of our refrigerator. I thought we was gonna eat me, but he ate our daughter's corsage and our passiflora coccinea, then it ate our goldfish!
- Sergeant Mancini: Where is he now, Mr. Henderson?
- George Henderson: In the bathroom.”

John Lithgow - George Henderson
William Ontiveros - Sgt. Mancini

“- Waiter on Train: What would you like for dinner?
- William Lightbody: Toast.
- Waiter on Train: And how would you like that, sir?
- William Lightbody: Toasted.”
D. Anthony Pender - Waiter on Train
Matthew Broderick - William Lightbody

“Idea to eliminate garbage: edible paper. You see, you eat it, it's gone. Eat it, it's out of there!”
Michael Keaton - Bill Blazejowski

“If you don't eat in June, you'll be dead in July.”
Melinda Dillon - Eileen McDermott

“Just give me a second, I usually don't fight aliens on an empty stomach.”
Sammie Penrod - Vince

“- Brenda Morelli Cushman: I remember your first talkie.
- Elise Elliot Atchison: What did you ever win? A pie eating contest? Best digestion?”
Bette Midler - Brenda Morelli Cushman
Goldie Hawn - Elise Elliot Atchison

“- Frank Bauggs: What the fuck are you doing here?
- Paul Kersey: I was making a sandwich.”

David Fonteno - Frank Bauggs
Charles Bronson - Paul Kersey

“- Toula Portokalos: I love him, Ma.
- Maria Portokalos: Oh Toula, eat something!”
Nia Vardalos - Toula Portokalos
Lainie Kazan - Maria Portokalos

“- Eden Brent: There you are. Mr. Purcell, you have been stealing our dog yummies and eating them.
- Warner Purcell: Absolutely not. That's an outrageous suggestion.
- Eden Brent: Then let me see in your pockets.
- Warner Purcell: Would I eat dog food?
- Eden Brent: You'd eat anything that didn't eat you first, you big fat pot of helium.”
Tracey Ullman - Eden Brent
Jim Broadbent - Warner Purcell

“- Bob: Hey, dogs, you got any edibles? Any nibbley-dibbleys?
- Flealick: Eh, we got a carpet here with some nice spaghetti stains.
- Nigel: But we can't keep licking the carpet, can we, Alan?”
Steven Alexander Wright - Bob
Adam Goldberg - Flealick
Eddie Barth - Nigel

“- Barney Rubble: You know, Fred, I hear that eatin' too much red meat is bad for you.
- Fred Flintstone: What a load of bunk! My father ate it every day of his life and he lived to the ripe old age of thirty-eight.”
Rick Moranis - Barney Rubble
John Goodman - Fred Flintstone

“- Cop: Hey Graham, you want some sushi?
- Tom Graham: No thanks. If I get a craving for mercury, I'll eat a thermometer.”
Michael Leopard - Cop
Harvey Keitel - Lt. Tom Graham

“- Jeremy Grey: Todd, I notice you haven't even touched your food yet.
- Todd Cleary: I don't eat meat or fish.
- Grandma Mary Cleary: He's a homo.”
Vince Vaughn - Jeremy Grey
Keir O'Donnell - Todd Cleary
Ellen Albertini Dow - Grandma Mary Cleary

“- Sid: For a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me.
- Diego: I don't eat junk food.”
John Leguizamo - Sid
Denis Colin Leary - Diego

“- Mootai: Your mother and brothers are feasting as we speak.
- Ren Stevens: Feasting?
- Mootai: It's like eating, but with bigger plates.”
Josh Keaton - Mootai
Christy Carlson Romano - Ren Stevens