Eating quotes

“- Jelly: I'm gonna get a bite to eat. You wanna sandwich or somethin'?
- Miami Hall Guard: What kind of sandwich ain't too fattening?
- Jelly: A half a sandwich.”
Joe Viterelli - Jelly
Dave Corey - Miami Hall Guard

- Erle Kenton: We should have stuck with the old ways. Raising cattle for our feed. Where's the life in that?
- Charlie Barton: Humans are our cattle.
- Erle Kenton: Humans are our prey. We should feed on them, like we've always done. Screw all this "channel your energies" crap.
John Carradine - Erle Kenton
Noble Willingham - Charlie Barton

“- Det. James Wickman: Did you eat?
- Det. Harry Lowes: Yes.
- Det. James Wickman: When?
- Det. Harry Lowes: Yesterday.
- Det. James Wickman: If you don't eat, you could die. You could die here. I don't want you to die here. If you die here, I have to fill out all kinds of paperwork. And you know how I hate to do paperwork.”
John DiSanti - Det. James Wickman
Yaphet Kotto - Det. Harry Lowes

“- Stuart Little: How can you think of eating at a time like this?
- Snowbell: I'm nervous. And when I'm nervous I eat.”
Michael J. Fox - Stuart Little
Nathan Lane - Snowbell

“If a person goes to hell for not finishing a tuna croquette, I think I lost my salvation a long time ago.”
Bug Hall - Sam Callahan

“- Marty Rossen: This is good. Have you tried it?
- Walt Price: Oh, like I'm really going to eat carbohydrates.”

David Paymer - Marty Rossen
William H. Macy - Walt Price

“The only fun I get is feeding the goldfish, and they only eat once a day.”
Bette Davis - Marie Roark

“- Rusty Sabich: Don't eat standing up. Sit down.
- Nat Sabich: Food goes down easier. It has the help of gravity.
- Barbara Sabich: Oh, God. We've got another lawyer.”
Harrison Ford - Rusty Sabich
Jesse Bradford - Nat Sabich
Bonnie Bedelia - Barbara Sabich

“- Prof. Joyce Reardon: How can you hate it so much?
- Steve Rimbauer: It eats my relatives! Or did you miss that in your research?”

Nancy Travis - Prof. Joyce Reardon
Matt Keeslar - Steve Rimbauer

“- Aunt Agnes: Have you been urinating in the soup again?
- Hudson Junior: There will be worse to come, madam, in the main course and the pudding.”
Prunella Scales - Aunt Agnes
Frank Finlay - Hudson Junior

“- Sgt. Dan 'Hondo' Harrelson: How can I trust a man who won't eat a good old-fashioned American hotdog?
- Jim Street: He's a vegetarian.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Sgt. Dan 'Hondo' Harrelson
Colin Farrell - Jim Street

“Slimy yet satisfying.”

Ernie Sabella - Pumbaa

“- Raoul Duke: Oh God... did you eat all this acid?
- Dr. Gonzo: That's right. Music!”
Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke
Benicio del Toro - Dr. Gonzo

“I'm a vegetarian, I don't eat anything with a face.”
Samantha Mathis - Daisy

“[to her son]
Show me how the piggies eat. Be a good boy. Show mommy how the piggies eat.
[he plunges face into mashed potatoes, oinks, eats, and laughs]
Mommy's little piggie!”
Melinda Dillon - Mother Parker

“- Young D'Artagnan: And We're waiting for Planchet?
- D'Artagnan's Father: I would... but my hunger won't.”

Max Dolbey - Young D'Artagnan
Luc Gentil - D'Artagnan's Father

“- Albaby Perkins: You're gonna eat this shit?
- Buck McGriff: No, I'm gonna fuck it.”
Gregory Hines - Albaby Perkins
Willem Dafoe - Buck McGriff

“- Ann Krausheimer Smith: Eat your soup dear.
- David Smith: There's something wrong with that soup.
- Ann Krausheimer Smith: It's your imagination.
- David Smith: Why doesn't the cat eat the soup?”
Carole Lombard - Ann Krausheimer Smith
Robert Montgomery - David Smith

“- Dr. Hayashida: Godzilla is eating its supper.
- Hiroshi Okumura: What a monster!”
Yôsuke Natsuki - Dr. Hayashida
Shin Takuma - Hiroshi Okumura

“- Tomika: Why don't you go on a diet?
- Dewey Finn: Because I like to eat! Is that such a crime?”
Maryam Hassan - Tomika
Jack Black - Dewey Finn

“Well am I gonna eat, or am I gonna starve to death?”
Imogene Coca - Aunt Edna

“- Doc Hawkins: You are missing the best part, Mr. Mason. When you're eating the flesh of the pig... look into his little beady eyes. That way you will be devouring his soul.
- Burns: Doc, sometimes you even scare me!”
Gary Busey - Doc Hawkins
Rutger Hauer - Thomas Burns

“- Peter Mitchell: All we have to do is feed it, it'll shut up.
- Michael Kellam: I don't know what babies eat.
- Peter Mitchell: Soft stuff. We were babies once, for Christ's sakes, what did we eat?
- Michael Kellam: I don't know, but it couldn't have been very good, I can't remember!”
Tom Selleck - Peter Mitchell
Steve Guttenberg - Michael Kellam

“- Carlton 'Doc' Windgate: Do you have nicoise?
- Diner Cook: I told you. We have ranch, Italian, and chunky bleu cheese, which is 50 cents extra.
- Carlton 'Doc' Windgate: Do you have any balsamic vinegar?
- Diner Cook: I got ranch, Italian, chunky bleu cheese.
- Carlton 'Doc' Windgate: How about a gun so I can shoot myself in the head?”
Peter Mackenzie - Carlton 'Doc' Windgate
Al Hamacher - Diner Cook

“- Queen Constantina: Chris you've been up all night. Come have something to eat.
- Prince Christopher: I can't. I can't eat or rest until I've found her again.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Queen Constantina
Paolo Montalban - Prince Christopher