Eating quotes

“Life goes on after all and eating makes me feel best when I feel bad, and boy do I feel bad.”

Andree Honore - Jackie

“- Charlie Chaplin: Excuse me Miss, do you always eat alone?
- Edna Purviance: Only when I'm trying to make a new acquaintance.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Charles Spencer Chaplin
Penelope Ann Miller - Edna Purviance

“- Jeremy Collier: I'm not having dinner
- Bob Collier: And why not?
- Jeremy Collier: I had a big breakfast.”
Emilio Estevez - Jeremy Collier
Martin Sheen - Bob Collier

“You look like a vampire. Eat your hamburger. All that health food stuff will kill you.”
John Turturro - Joel Millner

“- Long Duk Dong: Very clever dinner. Appetizing food fit neatly into interesting round pie.
- Mike Baker: It's a quiche.
- Long Duk Dong: How do you spell?
- Fred: Well you don't spell it, son, you eat it.”
Gedde Watanabe - Long Duk Dong
Justin Henry - Mike Baker
Max Showalter - Fred

“- Quentin Hapsburg: Do you gamble?
- Lt. Frank Drebin: Every time I order out.”
Robert Goulet - Quentin Hapsburg
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“- Gilbert: Arnie, eat some chicken.
- Arnie: I don't, I don't want any chicken, Gilbert.
- Gilbert: You want some corn?
- Arnie: I w... I want some corn.
- Gilbert: Have some corn. Here.
- Arnie: Huh.
- Gilbert: Good?
- Arnie: Mm-mm. Not good corn. Gilbert?
- Gilbert: Hmm.
- Arnie: Are they gonna come soon? 'Cos I gotta go back home, you know.
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Johnny Depp - Gilbert Grape
Leonardo DiCaprio - Arnie Grape

“- Turkey: Let me tell you, I won't be here very long.
- Rover Dangerfield: I tell ya, the way I see it, you probably won't be around after Christmas!”
Tress MacNeille - Turkey
Rodney Dangerfield - Rover Dangerfield

“- Michael: Maybe he's some animal that wasn't supposed to live; kind of like those rabbits we saw. He could be a monkey or an orangutan.
- Elliott: A bald monkey?
- Gertie: Is he a pig? He sure eats like one.”

Robert MacNaughton - Michael
Henry Thomas - Elliott
Drew Barrymore - Gertie

“Hey Mikey, do you think you could crunch a little louder? I can still hear out of this one!”

Kenn Scott - Raphael

“- Trish Murtaugh: Where's Lorna?
- Martin Riggs: She's okay. I think she's on her third breakfast now.
- Trish Murtaugh: I remember those days.”
Darlene Love - Trish Murtaugh
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“- Pinocchio: I like bugs.
- Lampwick: Not these kind, you don't.
- Saleo: They eat wood like you.”

Jonathan Taylor Thomas - Pinocchio
Corey Carrier - Lampwick
Richard Claxton - Saleo

“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Dr. Hannibal Lecter

“All that fat, all that sugar. We got to start taking better care of ourselves. Remember, we are what we eat. They have a saying: what goes down must come up.”
Larry Drake - Doctor Evan Rendell

“I'm so hungry I could eat a bowl of lard with a hair in it!”
Cheech Marin - Louis Corsican

“I've got to stop eating that Cuban food! It's ripping up my insides.”
David Rasche - Mike Parnell

“Anything I eat's gotta be absolutely dead. That is why I can never eat an oyster. I read somewhere that they put that lemon juice on them just to stun them. What's the difference?”
John Malkovich - Al Rockoff

“- Harry's Father: I'm a Jew. I don't believe in Heaven.
- Harry Block: Where do you want to go?
- Harry's Father: A Chinese restaurant.”
Gene Saks - Harry's Father
Woody Allen - Harry Block

“- Charlie: You know, you ought to get a permit.
- Paulie: A permit? For what?
- Charlie: To shit in the street. You eat like a horse!”
Mickey Rourke - Charlie
Eric Roberts - Paulie

“How you loved to feed me! Look at your chubby baby now, ma, I'm a fat, fat man, a damn fatso. I can't stop the fat!”

Dom DeLuise - Dominick DiNapoli

“- Pa Tex: Remember before when I told you that everything I own is the biggest and the best? Well you're already the best. Now there's nothing left but to make you the biggest.
- Ma Tex: And don't fret about not being able to clean up your plate. Why soon your stomach will stretch and stretch and your capacity for food will grow and grow.
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Dan Aykroyd - Pa Tex
Reba McEntire - Ma Tex
Elijah Wood - North

“- Fletcher Munson: Imminent sustenance.
- Mrs. Munson: Overly dramatic statement regarding upcoming meal.
- Fletcher Munson: Oooh! False reaction indicating hunger and excitement!”
Steven Soderbergh - Fletcher Munson
Betsy Brantley - Mrs. Munson

“Mister, it's not me, it's my brother. He does this to me all the time. He takes me out, and he says he's got the money, and then we eat, and he says he's gotta go to the bathroom and he sneaks out just before the check comes in! And I'm left there with no money and this stupid look on my face, but I swear it won't happen again, so just let me go...” (continue)(continue reading)

Noelle Parker - Harmony