Eating quotes

“- Marie: Restaurants are to people in the 80's what theatres were to people in the 60's. I read that in a magazine.
- Jess: I wrote that.”
Carrie Fisher - Marie
Bruno Kirby - Jess

“- Arthur Willis: What are you looking at? Eat your halibut and mind your own business.
- Jeffrey Willis: Yeah, eat your halibut and mind your own business.”
Héctor Elizondo - Arthur Willis
Matt Dillon - Jeffrey Willis

“I want to eat your knees! Oh, they would really please me. So let me eat those knees, don't you tease me!”

Ron Kurowski - The Creature

“- Luke: I can eat fifty eggs.
- Dragline: Nobody can eat fifty eggs.
- Society Red: You just said he could eat anything.
- Dragline: Did you ever eat fifty eggs?
- Luke: Nobody ever eat fifty eggs.
- Prisoner: Hey, Babalugats. We got a bet here.”
Paul Newman - Luke
George Kennedy - Dragline

“- Vern: This isn't funny! What am I supposed to eat?
- Teddy: You could cook your dick.
- Chris: It'd be a small meal.”

Jerry O'Connell - Vern Tessio
Corey Feldman - Teddy Duchamp
River Phoenix - Chris Chambers

“- David: I'm talking about Henry James, the author. Yeah? Well, this is where he lived and this is where he worked.
- Ray: Where did he eat? I'm hungry. I don't care where he lived. I want to know where he ate.”
Hugh Grant - David
Woody Allen - Ray

- Luigi: Hey, Mario! Right now on "Miraculous World", this guy just found out he was in another dimension.
- Mario: The only thing miraculous I know is that we're still eating while we're going broke.
- Luigi: We aint going broke, Mario, we're already there!
John Leguizamo - Luigi Mario
Bob Hoskins - Mario Mario

“- Dragline: Why you got to go and say fifty eggs for? Why not thirty-five or thirty-nine?
- Luke: I thought it was a nice round number.”

George Kennedy - Dragline
Paul Newman - Luke

“- Bob Morton: How does he eat?
- Roosevelt: His digestive system is extremely simple. This processor dispenses a rudimentary paste that sustains his organic systems.”

Miguel Ferrer - Bob Morton
Stephen Berrier - Roosevelt

“- Everett: No, thank you, Delmar. A third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without beddin' 'er back down.
- Delmar O'Donnell: Oh, you can have the whole thing. Me and Pete already had one apiece. We ran across a whole... gopher village.”

George Clooney - Everett
Tim Blake Nelson - Delmar O'Donnell

“- Eddie Moscone: Let's go have some breakfast.
- Jack Walsh: I don't eat breakfast.
- Eddie Moscone: Well then have an early lunch, let's go!”
Joe Pantoliano - Eddie Moscone
Robert De Niro - Jack Walsh

“- Rose Shelton: I had other plans this evening.
- Sadie Shelton: I know what your plans were, to hold up in your room and make love to the pastry cart. Now put down the éclair and get down there.”
Lily Tomlin - Rose Shelton
Bette Midler - Sadie Shelton

“- Grandpa Gustafson: Relax. Kids swallow quarters all the time.
- Melanie Gustafson: Really?
- Grandpa Gustafson: Sure. If she craps out two dimes and a nickel, then you can start worrying.”
Burgess Meredith - Grandpa Gustafson
Daryl Hannah - Melanie Gustafson

“There used to be a time when you could be sure of catching old boots, cans, hat racks, boxes. Now it's prawns all the bloody time.”
Peter Vaughan - Winston the Ogre

“- Leslie Glass: I can't believe the two of you are eating in the middle of a crisis like this.
- Gary Glass: We're nervous, what do you want...
- Leslie Glass: Then take a Valium like a normal person.”
Laurie Metcalf - Leslie Glass
Mark Blum - Gary Glass

“- Nick Hurley: When I was a kid all I wanted was to be able to afford to eat in restaurants like this.
- Alex Owens: Were you poor?
- Nick Hurley: I was so poor I had hand-me-down lunches.”
Michael Nouri - Nick Hurley
Jennifer Beals - Alex Owens

“- Huxley: Bug, what are you doing?
- Bug: Just having a little snack. Hard to do an evil bidding on an empty stomach.”
Mandy Patinkin - Huxley
Joey Mazzarino - Bug

“- Jorge: I wouldn't be touchin' that if you saw the leper who was drooling all over that shit. Hey, Roy, you old fuck!
- Roy: What?
- Jorge: Get the boy a sandwich or something before he gets hepatitis!”

John Leguizamo - Jorge
Richard Bright - Roy

“- Randy: Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double-beatloaf. I hate meatloaf.
- The Old Man Parker: All right, I'll get that kid to eat. Where's my screwdriver and my plumber's helper? I'll open up his mouth and I'll shove it in.”
Ian Petrella - Randy
Darren McGavin - The Old Man Parker

“This is either gonna be the biggest pork chop I ever ate, or my bulldozer.”
Lance Henriksen - Chains Cooper

“- Victoria: Is there anything these things won't eat?
- Denby: Yeah, anything faster than they are, I guess. And raisins. They don't eat raisins.”

Jill Hennessy - Victoria
Paul Gleeson - Denby

“Chicken, chicken, chicken! Chickie-chickie-chickie-chicken! Come here, I don't want to hurt you, I just want to eat you.”

Gene Wilder - Avram

“I'm no longer a carnivore. I don't eat anything that's ever had parents.”
Demi Moore - Nicole Hollis

“- Mimi-Siku: In Lipo Lipo, we eat with hands.
- Michael Cromwell: In New York, New York, we eat with forks.”
Sam Huntington - Mimi-Siku
Tim Allen - Michael Cromwell

If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, "Heimlich maneuver," and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say "Heimlich maneuver" when you're choking to death.
Eddie Izzard - Himself