Eating quotes

“Mares eat oats and little lambs eat ivy. A kid will eat ivy, too.”
Vincent D'Onofrio - Carl Stargher

“- Frank Szabo: You girls eat like pigs. What happened to the diet?
- Jeanie Szabo: I didn't eat anything yesterday.”
Philip Bruns - Frank Szabo
Sunny Johnson - Jeanie Szabo

“When the nurse leaned over him, he did this to her. [pulls out a photo] The doctors managed to reset her jaw, more or less. Saved one of her eyes … his pulse never got above 85, even when he ate her tongue.”

Anthony Heald - Dr. Frederick Chilton

“Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Jules Winnfield

“- Dad: If you eat so much, Moocher, how come you're so damned small?
- Moocher: It's my metabolism. I eat 3 times a day and my metabolism eats 5 times a day.”
Paul Dooley - Dad
Jackie Earle Haley - Moocher

I am so not letting you eat lizards! From now on you are on a strict "no-yuck" diet.

Thora Birch - Eva

“If you die first, I am definitely going to eat you, but the question is, if I die, what are you going to do? Bon appétit... Eat or die.”
Robert Carlyle - Col. Ives

“- Goldmember: [picking skin off his back] Oh yesh. Yesh yesh yesh yesh. This is a keeper.
- Dr. Evil: Alright, you're not going to put that skin in your mouth, are you?
[Goldmember eats a piece of skin]
- Dr. Evil: You did. Okay, that's just gross.”
Mike Myers - Goldmember
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil

“It eats lungs so it can breath, it eats eyes so it can see. Whatever it eats... becomes a part of it.”

Patricia Belcher - Jezelle Gay Hartman

“No. I can't eat on an empty stomach.”
Jim Varney - Ernest P. Worrell

“Are we like those bored couples you feel sorry for in restaurants? Are we the dining dead? I can't stand the idea of us being a couple people think that about.”

Jim Carrey - Joel Barish

“You'd have thought after all these years, she would've had Rose Red eat at least one half-way decent carpenter.”
Julian Sands - Nick Hardaway

“Every family has a kid who won't eat. My kid brother had not eaten voluntarily in over three years!”
Jean Shepherd - Ralphie as an Adult

“I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches.”
Paul Rudd - Brick Tamland

“I am eating this very good meats and vegetables in a very fine sauce... I will shit easy tomorrow.”

Christian Clavier - Andre

“- Coach: You ate her?
- Wayne: Yeah, we ate her.
- J.D.: Alive.
- Coach: My hat goes off to you. You boys are smart; that's the perfect crime.”
R. Lee Ermey - Coach
Steve Zahn - Wayne
Jack Black - J.D.

“- Caleb's Friend: What the hell's eatin' you?
- Caleb Colton: Your mama.
- Caleb's Friend: You wish.”
Leo Geter - Caleb's Friend
Adrian Pasdar - Caleb Colton

“- Shaggy: Let's do what we do best Scoob, eat.
- Scooby: It's plastic.
- Shaggy: What do you care? You drink out of the toilet.
- Scooby: So do you.”
Matthew Lillard - Shaggy
Neil Fanning - Scooby

“- Abigail Patterson: What's this about a pizza?
- Danny Pope: Well, you ordered one.
- Abigail Patterson: I didn't. Well, will you have to pay for it?
- Danny Pope: Oh no... I'll have to eat it.”
Augusta Dabney - Abigail Patterson
River Phoenix - Danny Pope

- Sue Charlton: That croc was going to eat me alive.
- Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Well, I wouldn't hold that against him. Same thought crossed my mind once or twice.
Linda Kozlowski - Sue Charlton
Paul Hogan - Michael J. “Crocodile” Dundee

“- Agent Jeffries: Do you ever stop eating?
- Mickelson: It's my metabolism!”
Billy Dee Williams - Agent Jeffries
Kevin McNulty - Mickelson

“- Jesse Montgomery III: You know what we should do?
- Chester Greenburg: Eat?
- Jesse Montgomery III: No.
[thinks for a moment]
- Jesse Montgomery III: Eat!”
Ashton Kutcher - Jesse Montgomery III
Seann William Scott - Chester Greenburg

“- Mary Fiore: What are you doing?
- Steve Edison: I only eat the brown ones.
- Mary Fiore: Because?
- Steve Edison: Well, because I figure they have less artificial coloring because chocolate is already brown.
- Mary Fiore: That's very scientific of you Dr. Steve.”

Jennifer Lopez - Mary Fiore
Matthew McConaughey - Steve Edison

“- Neera: You like kids, I see.
- Aladar: Well, the skinny ones are a bit chewy.”
Julianna Margulies - Neera
D.B. Sweeney - Aladar

“Why am I paying a demolition crew to sit around eating in a restaurant they're supposed to be knocking down?”
Michael Greene - Lacey