Eating quotes

“Come and get it! It's a running buffet! All you can eat!”

Simon Pegg - Shaun

“- Spike: There's something wrong with this yogurt.
- William Thacker: Ah, that's not yogurt, that's mayonnaise...
- Spike: Ah, right-o then. [continues to eat it]”
Rhys Ifans - Spike
Hugh Grant - William Thacker

“- Wolf: Doc, I met this terrific girl and I really, really, really like her. But, the thing is...
- Dr. Horowitz: Well, go on, say it.
- Wolf: I...
- Dr. Horowitz: Say it!
- Wolf: Not sure whether I wanna love her or eat her.”
Scott Cohen - Wolf
Sheila Steafel - Dr. Horowitz

“- Kate Veatch: I'm fine. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
- White Goodman: In some cultures, they only eat vomit. I never been there, but I read about it... in a book.”
Christine Taylor - Kate Veatch
Ben Stiller - White Goodman

“Cut down? I am what I am precisely because I've eaten my way to the top! I'm a work of art, created by the finest chefs in the world. Every fold is a brush stroke! Every crease a sonnet! Every chin a concerto! In short doctor darling, in my present form, I'm a masterpiece!”

Robert Morley - Max

“Anyway, being happy isn't all that great. I mean, the last time I was really happy... I got so fat. I must have put on 25 pounds. I thought John was gonna have a stroke.”
Andie MacDowell - Ann Bishop Mullany

“There's one good thing about a reactionary President, he's not into health foods. Last one, we didn't have lunch, we grazed.”
James McEachin - Victor Milson

“- Joey: I'm hungry.
- Phoebe: We could eat the wax. It's organic.
- Chandler: Oh great, food with hair on it.
- Phoebe: No, not the used wax.
- Chandler: ...Because that would be crazy.”

Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani
Lisa Kudrow - Phoebe Buffay
Matthew Perry - Chandler Bing

“- Matthew the Waiter: Okay, so just one. Here's your wine list, your menu, come on. You want, like, a magazine or something? It's gonna be boring if you're just sitting by yourself.
- Peter Bretter: No, I'll be alright. Thank you.
- Matthew the Waiter: I would just be so depressed.”

Jonah Hill - Matthew the Waiter
Jason Segel - Peter Bretter

“I can't believe I ate meat for him. I mean, it was fish, but still. I don't eat anything with a face.”

Sophia Bush - Beth

“Hey Barney, don't eat that crap! This guy's selling instant hepatitis!”
Eric Roberts - Paulie

“- Scott Calvin: Great! I'm starving.
- Susan: I'll have a salad and iced tea, and dressing on the side.
- Mr. Whittle: Ah, pasta and tomatoes, uh, and very light on the oil. Can you do that?
- Scott Calvin: And I'll have a caesar. No dressing. And one of those homemade cookies, the warm chocolate chip. No nuts. And a little slice of cheesecake....” (continue)(continue reading)
Tim Allen - Scott Calvin
Judith Scott - Susan
Peter Boyle - Mr. Whittle

“- Subotai: Food... food! I have not eaten for days.
- Conan: And who says you will?”
Gerry Lopez - Subotai
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Conan

“- College Boy 2: Dude, you didn't eat both those bags did you?
- College Boy 3: [Mouth full of drugs] Call Guinness!”
Joey Kern - College Boy 2
Geoffrey Arend - College Boy 3

“- Carolyn Carmichael: Wendell, please close your mouth when you chew!
- Wendell: Why can't you let me eat in peace for once?
- Carolyn Carmichael: Because you disturbing the peace! You eat like a pig and chew like a cow!”
Alfre Woodard - Carolyn Carmichael
Sharif Rashed - Wendell

“I ate fantastic Italian food in Croatia, which you wouldn't expect. ”
Cliff Curtis

“In Prague, they're very, very heavy meat eaters, like, a lot of meat, which is great.”
Cliff Curtis

“If I could eat without gaining weight or getting unhealthy, I would eat all the time.”
Corey Johnson

“Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.”
Denis Colin Leary

“- Nora Tilley: If we went on a picnic it would be fun.
- Ernest Tilley: I don't understand a picnic. We go someplace, we put a thing on the ground and eat.
- Nora Tilley: Yeah, it's nice to do that.
- Ernest Tilley: Why? I don't get it. It's better sittin' in front of the TV.
- Nora Tilley: I happen to think there's somethin' nice about a...” (continue)(continue reading)
Barbara Hershey - Nora Tilley
Danny DeVito - Ernest Tilley

“- Lawrence Garfield: Would you like a donut?
- Kate Sullivan: No thank you. I'm not hungry.
- Lawrence Garfield: Gotta be hungry to eat a donut? I never heard of such a thing.”
Danny DeVito - Lawrence Garfield
Penelope Ann Miller - Kate Sullivan

“Is there anyone in my family you don't plan to eat?”

Paul Dooley - Big Chuck

“I like cooking, but I like other people cooking more.”
David Wenham

“- Dan: Didn't fancy my sandwiches?
- Alice: Don't eat fish.
- Dan: Why not?
- Alice: Fish piss in the sea.
- Dan: So do children.
- Alice: Don't eat children either.”
Jude Law - Dan
Natalie Portman - Alice

“- Zuma: Are you going to eat that rice?
- Don Jardian: I had to kill a man to get this rice.
- Zuma: Yeah, and the whole fucking valley heard you do it, too.”
Cyril O'Reilly - Zuma
Ken Wahl - Don Jardian