Eating quotes

“You don't just dive into a black salad. You have to play with it first!”
Robert Redford - Paul Bratter

“- Kurt Bozwell: It's called shark poison, and it's gonna make all your little Good Burger customers very, very sick.
- Troy: So sick that I doubt any of them will ever want to eat here again.”

Jan Schweiterman - Kurt Bozwell
Hamilton von Watts - Troy

“- The Blonde: Are you crazy?
- Tony: Yeah, I'm crazy. I'm crazy in love with your blue eyes... and your corn-silked hair. Your corn-silked hair. I'll never eat corn again without thinkin' about you. Canned corn, candy corn, popcorn, Crackerjacks! You're the prize in my box! And my box is this country. It's all tinfoil on the outside. Corn and...” (continue)(continue reading)
Lynda Wiesmeier - The Blonde
Ron Thompson - Tony

“I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye.”

Philip Anthony Hopkins - Dr. Hannibal Lecter

“Bread has existed in some form for over 12,000 years, especially amongst the poor. Flour and water. What could be simpler? Even today, grain represents 65% of all agriculture. Fruits and vegetables only 6%. Ancient Greek peasants dipped their stale, measly bread in wine for breakfast. And how did Jesus teach us to pray if not to beg for our...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ralph Fiennes - Chef Slowik

“I read somewhere that people in India fast, man. And, that it makes them think better. And, sometimes they can actually think themselves to death, man.”

Danny Masterson - Steven Hyde

“Nathan Scott-So you couldn't have ordered a lobster?
Haley James Scott-Dude, macaroni and cheese is food of the Gods.
Nathan Scott-Yeah if the Gods are five-year-olds.”
Bethany Joy Lenz - Haley James Scott
James Lafferty - Nathan Scott

“You dipped the chip. You took a bite. And you dipped again. That’s like putting your whole mouth right in the dip! From now on, when you take a chip — just take one dip and end it.”
Kieran Mulroney - Timmy

“So what’s the deal with brunch? I mean that if it’s a combination of breakfast and lunch, how comes there’s no ‘lupper’ or no ‘linner’?”
Janeane Garofalo - Jeannie Steinman

“Yeah, I ate them all in one sitting because I have no self-control and I hate myself.”
Will Arnett - BoJack Horseman

“If anyone’s interested, I’ll be spending this Valentine’s in the same way I spend every Valentine’s. Buying disoriented chicken from the supermarket, taking home, standing over the sink and eating out of the packet with my bare hands like an animal.”
Kunal Nayyar - Raj Koothrappali

“That cake. Best cake I ever had. Seriously, my stomach was like, ‘Hey bro, I don’t know what you’re eating cause I don’t have any eyes but it’s basically awesome, so keep sending it down Gullet Alley.”
Jason Segel - Marshall Eriksen

“I’m glad we’re having a rehearsal dinner. I rarely practice my meals before I eat.”
Matthew Perry - Chandler Bing

“- King Mongkut of Siam: You will order the finest gold chopsticks.
- Anna Leonowens: Your Majesty, chopsticks? Don't you think knives and forks would be more suitable?
- King Mongkut of Siam: I make mistake, the British not scientific enough to know how to use chopsticks.”
Yul Brynner - King Mongkut of Siam
Deborah Kerr - Anna Leonowens

“- Sergeant Sarah Brown: You want to take me to dinner in Havana, Cuba?
- Sky Masterson: Well, they eat in Cuba the same as we do.”
Jean Simmons - Sarah Brown
Marlon Brando - Sky Masterson

“- Don Birnam: One should always see Shakespeare on an empty stomach.
- Gloria: Not even a pretzel?”
Ray Milland - Don Birnam
Doris Dowling - Gloria

“- Maria Corvier: While I'm dancing, people will be eating?
- Tom Culdane: Well, after all, how much noise do people make eating?
- Maria Corvier: Crunching celery, drinking soup, talking. Oh, no, Mr. Culdane, I'm sorry, it's impossible.”
Cyd Charisse - Maria Corvier
Jim Backus - Tom Culdane

“It was my dad's theory that nature usually knows best. It isn't so much what you eat as what you don't get when you eat.”
Bob Cummings

“- Eddie Brock: So, what culinary delights will tickle the pickle tonight?
- Venom: Tater tots and chocolate.
- Eddie Brock: Right. Okay, no problem.”
Tom Hardy - Eddie Brock
Tom Hardy - Venom

“- Eddie Brock: Are you gonna eat anybody else?
- Venom: Most likely.
- Eddie Brock: Oh, God.
- Venom: That is why we are here. Cooperate, and you just might survive. That is the deal.”
Tom Hardy - Eddie Brock
Tom Hardy - Venom

“Eyes, lungs, pancreas. So many snacks, so little time.”
Tom Hardy - Venom

“You want something to eat? I didn't finish my submarine sandwich from the other day.”
Melissa McCarthy - Mullins

“- Honey: Look at this dump of a town. Get me the fuck back to LA, God, if one more asshole mentions a crab cake to me I'm going to puke.
- Libby: Well, did you try the steamed crabs, they're red and really... tasty.
- Honey: No, I did not! I'm not interested in any kind of meal that you have to beat with a fucking mallet wearing some stupid kind...” (continue)(continue reading)
Melanie Griffith - Honey Whitlock
Ricki Lake - Libby

“Like Godzilla says to Mothra man, let's go eat some place.”
Jordan Christian Hearn - Denis

“- Eckle: That's our planet after the attack of the Humaniacs. They're gonna eat our brains for dinner!
- Lem: Everybody, please, that's ridiculous.
- Skiff: Totally ridiculous! Brains for dinner? Come on! Brains are breakfast with cereal and milk. Dinner is organs and eyeballs.”
Freddie Benedict - Eckle
Justin Long - Lem